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All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 74: Nothing Was The Same
October 11, 2013 05:55 AM PDT
Canadian Nuclear Winter is over! The Names You Can Quickly Trust In Sports Commentary are back! Wall $t. & Sweets bring you ABDB Ep. Bruce Matthews! We get in the trenches immediately with rap battle talk, a sport in & of itself... There is a Disappearing Act going on at ABC's NBA Countdown, but is it addition by subtraction? Lance Armstrong heeds Slim Charles' words & fights on that lie... AGAIN! What's up with Blacks in Italy? Aldon Smith sacks himself... Who in Hades violates the Holiest of Canadiana? Child Labor Laws mean nothing in Spain... Will disrespects Althea Gibson on her born day & Duane calls Marvin Williams "Gaye"... Athletics make a complicated appearance on the show... College basketball is strictly for live men AND for Freshmen, especially Andrew Wiggins... Turnover in the NBA is Epic, but Transition is Necessary... Sweets & Wall $t. have never started from the bottom, but now we're here with Drake & the Toronto Raptors... What happens when a dead body is more exciting than the Klitschko Brothers? We recount two epic bouts in the Fistic Arts & what happens next for the victors... Jay Bilas is The Trillest! Black QBs are all the rage, but don't get gassed! Peyton Manning is still the standard bearer... Dan Snyder doesn't care what you think about his moral turpitude! Is "League Of Denial" the kill shot for the NFL or just another body for the GoodellFather to bury as he Protects The Shield?... Accents Employed: Ol' Bawl Coach... References: Mr. Cowboy, Little House On The Prairie, @mikewashere @MagnumPrime, @OmarElamam, Jerald Wilks, D-League Thanksgiving, Cristobal Colon Shade, The Glide, Playing Your Position, Larry Merchant, Champagning & Campaigning, Habitual Line Stepping, Criminal Minimalization, Sibling Hate, Freddie Adu-Du, Second Bananas, Soup Coolers, Marion Morrison, Hollywood Shoes, Mandingo, Wedding Crashing, Wranglers, MC Lyte, Pure Power Don't Powertrip, Matthew Broderick, Where's The Beef?, One Percenters, Aubrey Graham, Social Anthropology, Collusion, Uganda, Ted DiBiase, HOV!, Russell Peters, Butterbean, Coach Pants, Rod Tidwell, Gladiator, #GrittyGuttyScottySkiles, Amerigo Vespucci, Coon Smiles, The Wire, Video Game Math, Macklemore, La Cosa Nostra, Steel Sharpens Steel & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 73: The Point of It All
July 25, 2013 06:21 AM PDT
Please don't hate us for the hiatus! It was a necessary evil as we further our not-so-nefarious plot to take over All Things Great in Sports Social Commentary! You were missed for sure! Welcome to ABDB Episode Dennis Rodman, The LA Edition! We do What's Popular With The Population out the gate, spreading love to a community hoops tourney & an amazing young man who will cause you to think twice about what you value... It's the ABDB Way! Will & Duane examine the difference between Best & Greatest... Wall $t. exposes his inner soft rocker... Somehow, you'll hear The Human Fish & an Ethiopian Emperor's names in the same sentence... Sweets won't discriminate between WNBA & NBA Summer League play: He doesn't watch either! How many times can we utilize the biggest word in the English language? Duane dons The Skeptical Hat as Derrick Rose returns... The Fraud that is Ryan Braun gets flame broiled by The Incredible Two Man Team, with a moldy side of Lance Armstrong & Alex Rodriguez... Should fans even care if sporting heroes we create to meet our entertainment expectations dope to hope & achieve? Anderson Silva Deebo's the pockets of Jon Bones Jones & Georges St. Pierre by getting his meatloaf slumped, but does his aura still shine bright? Will a similar fate befall Floyd Mayweather in his tilt vs. a young, strong & hungry fighter in Canelo Alvarez? Money runs Pretty Tony game on Manny Pacquiao because when he gets a bitch, he got a bitch... The BCS: No Country For Poor Schools... Johnny Football: The Picture Of Entitlement or The Embodiment Of Youth & Hubris... Nothing like having a Muslim Extremist blocking for the Sanchize, right? Aaron Hernandez & the Criminalization of Character go under the ABDB microscope... Accents Employed: Bootleg Creole, Mad Rubliarity, Tabernacling, Ol' Ball Coachese, The Pork Chop Squad Vocals...
May 29, 2013 07:06 PM PDT
Because quite often in Sport & Life, synthesized surface conceals the interior, roll with The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. as we get to the story behind the stories on ABDB Episode Carlton Fisk. It's our obligation to keep doing What's Popular With The Population! The proceedings get set off as we count The Loss In The Victory of Robbie Rogers' return, examine Nike's deliberation with deading LiveStrong & Driver Profiling... Why are Will & Duane shitting on people on their birthdays? Apologies can be tough if both sides feel like they should be the ones getting the apology... Why is the WNBA probably must-see TV this season? The Road To Riches & Diamond Rings in the NBA playoffs is lined with defense... NBA Coaching Carousel has Patrick Ewing standing on the sideline, waiting to hop the ride... again... Will the blues cruise in Memphis this summer & why is Chris Paul starring in a silent movie? Can you get a degree at Notre Dame or Columbia in decision making? NFL MVP Adrian Peterson's opinion matters only if certain people like it! Not everything is so Black & White with Jay-Z... When it's all said & done after your NFL career, don't look back for help... A family wants a player & his money to soon part... Lucas Matthysee does not care about your well-being, but Antonio Margarito actually does... Sexual discrimination must not show up on a resume when you apply for a gig in New Jersey... Word to Gordon Gekko: Greed Is Good, unless you work for Major League Baseball & ESPN... The Natural Order Of Things take shape as Sweets & Wall $t. do work & make a big announcement... ACCENTS EMPLOYED: DoTheRightThingSmiley, Dr. Evil-ese, Jockographic... REFERENCES: Yasiin Bey, Persona, Too Tall, The Fridge, Terry Bollea, Opposition, Politics As Us-U-Al, Talladega Nights, Forbes List, Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones, Grown Man Biness, Haberdashery Envy, #RampantBlackRedneckery, American Might, Tomate d'Can, Fish Tales, Education Pays, Homecoming, #ThreeToSee, WNBA Dunk Contest, Bret Hart, Tron Amendment, Bridesmaids, Charlie Chaplin, Chopped Meat, CyberStupidity, Enlightenment, Borg, The New Danger, Screening Process, Misremembered, The Squeeze Play, ProVox, Cross Pollination, #ABDBFam Roll Call, WMDing & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 71: The Sum Of Our Fears
May 09, 2013 05:44 AM PDT
Fear Not, Fear Not! Once again The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. submit to you All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode Evgeni Malkin. We stay winnin' on our Champagne Campaign in bringing you the stories behind the stories in sports! Duane is deep into his nicknomenclature as we set it off with gang signs in athletics, futbol never getting any positive burn on the show & some Roger Clemens slander to boot... Will & Duane shade Ray Lewis a bit as they debate the validity of a Shark calling out a Tiger... Sweets catches a case of temporarily permanent amnesia when we fete The GOAT on his nuptials... Brian Burke launches a sophisticated lawsuit & the Twitter screets shudder in fear! Our special guest Andy Fruman aka @GrumpyOldSport from SB Nation's Bad Left Hook is on the check-in with The WMDs to chat The Fistic Arts... Risk/Reward factor for the most anticipated bout in MMA history is examined... Something is rotten in the state of Argentina... Paulie Malignaggi plays patsy for the Can Man... After Floyd Mayweather's virtuoso performance over Robert Guerrero, we ask Andy what's next on the menu for Money & why he may or may not be the Best To Ever Do It in Boxing... The NCAA is looking to amend football coaches' Friends & Family Plan while sweatshop workers are now making as much as some student-ath-o-letes... Simpin' Ain't Easy, Mario Williams... Will's been in Canada too long... Chris Kluwe is out of Minnesota, but is it for being outspoken? Amateur extortion scheming amuses Sweets & Wall $t... Last but not least, The Curious Tale of Jason Collins & the contradictory idea of support... ACCENTS EMPLOYED: Lounge Sanga Stitcher, Facinda-ing, JangaLang JangaLang... REFERENCES: Dear Summer, An-Fer-Nee, Webster, The N-Word, Antwan Patton, Baby Pee Dealers, Litigious, The Ewing Wedding Theory, #iBeThePappy TV, Tha Liks, Fidel Castro, Woodsy The Owl, Empty Calories, Burners, Twitter Tofu, Solution In Song, Simptastically Incorrect, Pulp Fiction, Excommunication, The Mexican Hunter & MORE! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 70: The Shift
April 25, 2013 06:04 AM PDT
We keep gettin' our math up & thank you for allowing us to keep droppin' that sports talk science. We spread el ooh vee eee! It's The ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Artie Donovan, where you'll love it when they call on Big Papi! Wall $t stops himself on the first of many a slippery slopes we face on the show. Sweets has geography problems that we make history quick & reminds us that rights can never be wrong, right? Dennis Rodman doesn't rock a snitch jacket, Jon Bon Jovi's son is not wanted dead or alive & Lance Armstrong is downsizing for the impending storm... Duane & Will examine the 2013 WNBA Draft & wonder about the future of the league... We look at the Delicate Ballet around Kobe Bryant... The first round of the NBA Playoffs have revealed that you should never test old man screnf, never let your insurance lapse with Cliff Paul or never disrespect Mr. Mama, There Goes That Man! The WMDs slander names from the Gulf Coast & discuss "The Black Problem" in baseball... The class action suit vs the NFL may have just gotten tighter... What does Britney Griner have to do with the NFL Draft? Wall $t & Sweets sniff out the pyramid scheming of the "new" BCS bowl playoff system... Will violates Fallon Fox, but not like Matt Mitrione did! Some of Chael Sonnen's best friends are... you know what? Nevermind... Will "The Canelo Curse" befall Money Mayweather on May 4th? Accents Employed: Menino Mashup, Boston Strongese, The Truman Show Promos, Kyrie Irving Vowels, Mora Iversoning... References: Booker T, Corporate Brown Nosing, Deval Patrick, Conspiracy Theories, Harvey Levin, Border Wars, Pop Rocks, Pre-Crime, Unleavened, Blazay Blazay, Skull & Bones, Earl Stevens, @MagnumPrime, ABDB TV, Retirement Checks, #ComicSans, Run TMC, Gone With The Wind, Tangentializing, Black Woman Hair Politics, Gordon Solie, Disputing Undisputing, Syntactionally Incorrect, Rich Kidd & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 69: Consider The Source
April 05, 2013 05:57 AM PDT
Amidst the cacophony of fake hustle sports debate & prevarication, a true voice rises & The Incredible Two Man team carries the torch to bring you the stories behind the stories! Welcome to ABDB Episode Andy Desjardins! Duane & Will stretch their hockey knowledge to its limits right after the NHL trade deadline... They also speak on a unique barter system in the NFL, a resurrection that has no tie to Easter & a moment of Ardent AssClownery... We set it off with The Curious Case Of Kevin Ware, where love don't pay the bills, but... Are we all wrong about Brittney Griner? Sweets & Wall $t. examine the Truth & Consequences for Aquille Carr... Andrew Wiggins must make The Decision II & John Calipari wants IN! We look at Mike Rice's Scarlet Letter & find out why Oregon Ducks forward Arsalan Kazemi bounced quick fast like Ramadan from Rice University... We pat the pockets of Andy Enfield while Will lobbies hard for a friend & destroys a Biblical reference... The guys commiserate over the loneliness of Being Kareem as new UCLA coach Steve Alford helps us to punctuate the hypocrisy of a sick system... Duane thinks Will's spending too much time eye hustlin' on Alex Rodriguez' wallet... Can you bet on Black with the Atlanta Braves outfield & not sound racist? Jay-Z & Robinson Cano: The Fear of Black Partnership... Why is HBO Boxing so emotional & is Adrien Broner the reason? Robert Guerrero, meet Plaxico Burress... Donovan McNabb wants to know why it's Hatin' if it's The Truth... Which 'Cism is it as Sweets tries to sidestep the Elephant in the room... Accents Employed: Barry White Stitcher, The "B" In "Subtle" Shit Starter, Bodymore Murderland Deserve... References: Duval Clear, The Shocker, Air Winking, Hockey Trophies, Incontinence, Lauryn Hill, Machiavelli, Judge Mathis, Michael Irvin, Rapper Name Checking, The Large Professor, Kriss Kross, NWO, Lenny Wilkens, Tri-Curiosity, The 4 Basic Food Groups Of Texas, Worker's Compensation, Chris Rock, Robitussin, Ed O'Bannon, Outsourcing, God's Image, Morgan P. Campbell, The Maury Show, Lack Of Institutional Control, Tiny Lister, The Harvard Of The South, al-Qaeda, Tim Donaghy Smile, Litigious, #FreeJoeyGreco, Percy Miller, Rap-A-Lot, Carlton Ridenhour, Catching Feelings, Felonious Stupidity, #NoRomo, Rakim and MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
March 14, 2013 06:11 AM PDT
We Can Do All Things! And it's a Celebration, Bitches!!! The WMDs just created a holiday & you're all invited! Papal Conclaves mean nothing to us unless Tim Tebow wins! No Holy Water & we don't drink, but Duane & Will want you to pray to The Patron Saint of Smooth Sports Talk Flow, St. Ides (aka Good Day O'Shea), & listen responsibly! Welcome to ABDB Episode L.C. Greenwood! We commence with Wall $t. quoting The Bard & Sweets bequeathing titles... Are NFL teams wondering if league prospects are "Tight Ends" Or "Wide Receivers"? C'mon, Dog! Leave Mike Vick alone! eThugs & iGangstas Beware! The Incredible Two Man Team disagree on hockey etiquette, criminality & how Donovan McNabb got onto the ice... As best wishes & happy trails are blazed, Everest College got next & we keep it a buck with Mo Rivera... Did Will throw shade on a blind kid? 2013 has not been a great year for Brandon E. Knight! Happy Born Day Shouts to the Chris Jericho of the NFL, The Teflon Rape Don, The Cyborg, A Guy Named Dick & Sweets offers some "booger sugar" to the wrong baseball coke fiend! The Executioner kills a King & a Cloud all in one night... Junior gets taxed for the Wake & Bake... Manny Pacquiao channels his inner Rod Tidwell as he tries to become an Ambassador of Yuan... Florida Boxing Commission & Wall $t. ask "What Da Tuck"? French Canadians get a bad rap in the trash talk game from Will... Ben Howland can get you to the NBA, but... Our listeners are asked to help us when The Catholic 7 just won't do... The NBA is about to test for HGH & Hedo Turkoglu is scuuured... Bud Selig is The Pot Calling The Kettle Wack... Diplomatic Relations between Canada & their neighbor Mexico may never be the same again, Sweets drops a classic wrasslin' reference & Larry Walker is all about the overkill... Friends don't let friends end a great podcast with a bad story, so... A different kind of Hurricane Hugo ends in Venezuela & Major League Baseball owners rejoice... Accents Employed: Ahmuricun... References: Racist Mascots, Shakespeare, The Kniiiiifffe, The Girlfriend Whisperer, Keyboard Courage, #RampantBlackMulletry, Massengill, Ed Maisonette, Memes, Jerry McGuire, FiF, Fallon Fox, Dr. Richard Raskind, Canadian Impaired, Snot Boogie, Brent Scott, En Fuego, Gub'ment Names, Human Currency, Uganda & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 67: And The Winner Is...
March 01, 2013 06:27 AM PST
The suspense is OVER! The Red Carpet is rolled our for the return of The Incredible Two Man Team of Duane "Sweets" Watson & "Wall $t" Will Strickland. With no further adieu, the award for the Best Sports Talk Podcast on the planet is... We open the festivities on ABDB Episode Bob Kuechenberg with a fascinating display of Will's hockey knowledge before getting our super sleuthing on with the Oscar Pistorius case... Youth hockey is a trip & the excursion toward sense & sensibility at the NCAA is an ongoing struggle... Johnny Manziel creates a new term: Student-Celebrity... Sweets doesn't care about the World Baseball Classic, but loves Ugandan Little League play... We discuss Halls Of Fame equality, Duane's dirty secret about Shannon Sharpe, Will's beef & the value of Prime Ministerial Love... #RampantBlackRedneckery rears it head as Danica Patrick's showing at Daytona has us asking questions we hope are answered... While young Black drivers are breaking down barriers in NASCAR, seems Footie continues to be clueless. Duane Watson has a theory, but you better not call it "soccer"! We shift from the pitch to the gridiron & chat on how good it is to be The King... Rhonda Rousey makes herstory & history... Is the biggest fight on Canadian soil in its history The Sound Of One Hand Clapping? Can The Can Man Be The Man? Sweets & Wall $t speak on why it's called prizefighting & why Floyd Mayweather is the best in the World at finding that prize... As the Madness of March is upon us, the winds of change blow strong in the SEC... Who's the Men's College Basketball Player of the Year? Dennis Rodman: Diplomat? Derek Fisher is all about Family First & the Indiana Pacers invite the Warriors come out to plaaaaa-aaa-aaaay!!! Accents Employed: Ricardo Montelban, Correspondent Course Johnny, Formal Slave Owner... References: Chuck D, Heredity, OJ Simpson, Chris Benoit, The Karate Kid, The U, The Chosen One, The Fab Five, Russell Peters, Alimoe, And1 Mixtapes, Panty Hose Bandit, Willie Dennis, For Us By Us, Taking The Pole, KKK, Verbal Diarrhea, Gina Carano, Diversity, PSY, #NoSandusky, Otto-Matic & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 66: The Vapors
February 01, 2013 07:05 AM PST
Can you feel it? Nothin' can save ya, for this is the season of catching the vapors! Welcome to ABDB Ep. Mario Lemieux as we skate further & further into Suspension of Disbelief with sports! Who you CAN trust to walk you through the fog, carrying the torch is The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t.! The requisite housekeeping out the way, we set it off with some quick hits around the world of sport. As per usual, Happy Trails are wished, Congrats are offered, Rest In Power shouts out are given & Happy Birthday love is spread... The Black History Eve Edition of ABDB would not be as groundbreakingly complete without pioneer & Friend of the Program, Nicholas "Nick NoHeart" Tuths, writer/producer/blogger of MSNBC's "The Cycle" & formerly of "Filling The Lanes"... Right off the rip, we acknowledge Eric Cartman had a Dream, but when the NCAA gets a bitch, they got a bitch... Even Peyton Manning can't save University Of Tennessee right now... Nick's love for leprechauns gets revealed because of Manti Te'o & money... What's the meaning of so many underclassmen declaring eligible for the NFL? Deer Antler Spray: It's What For Dinner! As The Super Bowl is upon us, the guys examine of The Paradox Of Ray Lewis... Could "The Ball Hawk" Ed Reed become The New Ray Allen? The NFL says "No Bueno" to The Harbaugh Bowl... Randy Moss vs. Jerry Rice: No Competition... Chris Culliver gets his Super Bowl shine on in the wrong way... Is Colin Kaepernick "One Take Hov?" Does Roger Goodell care what you think of him? Bernard Pollard's vision of the NFL that won't exist in 30 years may have been previewed in the Pro Bowl... Nick, Will & Duane prognosticate on the Super Bowl before we finally retire Alex Rodriguez & dole his dough out to Joe Flacco... The WMD's shift gears into hoops as the NCAA channels their inner Tu Holloway... we examine some "Subjects Of Interest" in men's college basketball before reviewing the biggest game of the year... Billy Hunter gets his spring cleaning done early... Are the Celts done without Rajon Rondo... Robert Parish: A Chief In Celtics Clothing... By Kobe! We Think The Lakers Get It... As we wind it down, we look at whether or not Chris Bosh a Hall Of Famer & Allen Iverson's influence on the NBA... Accents Employed: Stitcher Remix, Black & Sassy, Bad Mary. J. Blige... References: Marcel Hall, Super Mario, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Nicky Gypsy, Stopping Short, Navarre, Character, Jungle Noises, Post-Racial, Hammurabi's Code, Dave Chappelle, 2 Piece & Biscuit, "Regular" Guys, The Roc, Assists, Pop-A-Shot, Balance, Shuffleboard, The Oracle, Old Man Strength, Ken Griffey Home Run Derby, Filling The Lanes, The Cycle, Yacubian, Shamateurism, Brockovichian, Tee Martin, Vincent Yarborough, Boston College, Slim Charles, Twist, S.W.A.T.S., Pen Cameras, #NoRomonowski, Django Unspoken, Butthurt, Doug Williams, Pussification, 1On1 Knockout, Snowbirds, HiiiYoooo, Phi Slama Jama, YCMA Old Man Game, The Fab Five, The Kang, Soul Glo, D12 Shade, Joe Barely Cares, Kareem Syndrome, Ed Archer & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
January 18, 2013 05:31 AM PST
2013 is here & The Incredible Two Man Team welcomes you to The Elvin Bethea Edition of All Balls Don't Bounce! A little housekeeping is in order after a month away & we come out swinging! Money Can't Buy Tiger Woods Love, But... Move Over, Jamaican Bobsled Team... More Syracuse Orange Crush... Kevin Prince-Boateng Kicks Racism In The Teeth, Kinda... Will & Duane talk a little bowling, but there's no 7-10 split... Wade Davis is a Closet Shaker... Congrats are in order for some NFL Hall Of Fame nominees & Popeye's son... Happy B-Day Shouts are on hulk, but well worth it... Muhammad Ali's unrivaled greatness is discussed with our first guest, filmmaker Amani Martin... We bring in the Heavyweight Sportswriting Champ of Philly, Michael Tillery, to rock the mic with Sweets & Wall $t. on the happiest guy on the planet in Lance Armstrong now that Manti T'eo has apparently duped us all... Manti! Say It Ain't T'eo! Staying in South Bend, we Welcome You To The Terrordome: Notre Dame Football's Golden Dome Of Silence & look at The Great Paper Caper that was Fighting Irish's run to the BCS Championship Game... The Guys ponder if only Chris Rainey had spoken to Big Ben first... Did Bernie Kosar find a way to save the NFL some money? The Curious Case Of The NFL Coaching Carousel is a topic of great discussion before we make our picks in the AFC & NFC Championship games... Though baseball writers told us the 1990's never happened per their Hall Of Fame votes, Mizzo, Sweets & Wall $t weigh in with thoughts... The Brothers see how righteous it is to be down with The Pope, take you to venues where you can get in for free, but it'll cost you & check why Gregg Popovich gets a summons to appear in Florida since his players didn't... Melo! You familiar with the phenom professionally known as Rockwell? Could LeBron James correct The Mistake By The Lake? As we push back from the Grown Folks' Table after a full serving of great sports talk, Michael, Will & Duane wonder if 50 years after Dr. Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech, how much has really changed for the Black Athlete in America? Accents Employed: JaFakin', Boxeo, French Canadianese, WhistleBlower Whine, Gritty Gutty See... References: Early Retirement Plan, Danny Schayes, North Pole Hoops, On Point, Co-Ed Hoops Challenge, Simping, The Beatles, The Wall St. Journal Of Yard, Inducements, Porky's, Enlightenment, PDA, ESPN Ocho, Hyper Masculinity, Snitching, Big Boi, Popeye Jones, Racist Nicknames, Excommunication, Miller Time Shade, The Hamburglar, Special Ed, FLOTUS, Bryant Gumbel,Fluffing, RICO Predicates, Deadspin, George Gipp, Catfish, Public Enemy, The Teflon Rape Don, He Hate Me, The Rooney Rule, Lugz, HGH, Walter Berry, Chris Luva Luva, Adam Yauch, Winning Strike, Can Ball Ray, Bus Gate, Luaus, Artis Uppercut, New Age Revolutionaries, Soul Models & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 64: The Gift Of Giving
December 14, 2012 04:10 PM PST
We don't believe the Mayans were right. But if you do & we have but a week to live on the Planet Earth, make sure you let Wall $t & Sweets, The Storytelling Sports Magellans, help you navigate the stories behind the stories for one last time with ABDB Episode 64!!! After a lil' housekeeping, we set off the festivities with questions about Imitation being the Highest Form of Flattery, an 800 lb gorilla on the ice & what A-Rod & Bo Jackson have in common... Magic Johnson is the Jay-Z of Major League Baseball... Now that the Angels now have a Murderer's Row; can God Forgive? Whatever the case, there is no Mercy Rule in Indiana... The guys offer congrats to a snake, a king & a college football history maker & show some love for golf's real playa playa, some boxing greats & a couple pariahs of the diamond... Rest In Powers shouts get contentious & with good reason, but the day is brightened by Born Day Salutes the ABDB Way... After Duane & Will share an interesting story about Jim Brown & Muhammad Ali as well as another fight that will NEVER happen, we're joined by Heavyweight Contender & new Head Trainer of the legendary Kronk Gym in Detroit, Johnathon Banks. JB spars with us to talk Emanuel Steward, Andre Ward's Protection, Cotto, Canelo & Maravilla, Manny Pacquiao vs. Juan Manuel Marquez before eventually ending up on the road paved with gold, platinum & diamonds to Floyd Mayweather... College Football Bowl Season brings the regular coaching shuffle... Is Chik-Fil-A as flaky as Bret Bielema? Bobby Petrino gets a new gig because he's a good coach... not because he broke any rules, right? Charlie Strong is more than just a name... We examine the very slippery slope The Ohio State University's football team is sliding on now... Tags Poppin' & Protecting The Shield as Goodell is Coasting To Push The Kick... Adderall At It Again? Some injuries never heal... Jovan Belcher: The Aftermath... Will we become Prisoners Of The Moment? Josh Brent: Tragedy strikes again, but did it have to? Is RGIII Black Enough for you? Should we salute Gabrielle Ludwig or is it just a stunt? Will & Duane go 3 In The Key with some of Women's College Basketball's best before we move to the Men's side & review The Kind Of Fall Coach Cal was not looking for at the University of Kentucky... David Stern is Hacked Off! Stack got Jacked as a Victim of His Past & Kevin can't find Love In Minny... We close with an understanding of the #2: It's The Shit, Literally & Figuratively as we say goodbye to 2012 & thank each & every one of you for being a part of the ABDB Family... Accents Employed: Scott Skiles Gangster, Good Ol' Willie Mitchell, Buffalo Hawkey, AWA Wrasslin', The Boris, You Know_______?, Arkanspeak, What's In Your Wallet... References: Corey Woods, Inclusion, #1On1WithWillAndDuane, North Pole Hoops, Orphan Tears, #WM40A, Boxing Day, #PartsUnknown, Accoutrement, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Easy Bake, Double Standards, Emaciated Elephants, Metropolitans, Remember The ABA, Down With The King, The Hall Of Achievement, Roid Boys, Doc Rivers, Russell Crowe, Shaq vs., J. Prince, Kronk, BBKing, Chik-Fil-A Shade, Iniquity, Dang Ol' Hank Hill, Deadbeat Daddyism, Capital One Compliance Plan, The Disconnect, Gun Control, Flight Simulator, Myopia, Dany Heatley, Black is Black, The Great Emancipator, Kye Allums, School Daze, ESPN Ocho, Respectful Appreciation, John Anderton, Jerry McGuire, Twin Towers, Whiff Of The Duece, Sharing is Caring & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 63: Hey Young World!
November 29, 2012 07:22 AM PST
Change is the one constant in Life & always inevitable, but don't be scuuurrred! Unlike Legendary MC Slick Rick's recent "performance" at The Barclay's Center in Brooklyn during halftime of the Nets-Knicks game, riding with Wall $t. & Sweets on ABDB Ep. 63 won't be "The Moment You Feared"! We spread love The ABDB Way as we offer congrats to Major League Baseball's regular season award winners... in November... Get to know the name Amina Hussein because The Countdown Is On for Will to catch a case for stalking her... Happy Trails to Fireman Ed, who is not to be confused with Fire Marshall Bill... Rest In Paradise shouts out to one of the most important men in pro sports history, a coach's daughter & a sequined boxing champ... The WMD's celebrate the born days of some music greats, CFL icons, baseball legends & a hoops god & the man who coined the phrase "Triple Double"... College football's desire to create super conferences is all about competitive advantage, right? Wars have been fought over control of sugar, but does the same apply for The Sugar Bowl? Word to Greg Nice & Smooth B, Forget The Iron Bowl! It's all about that G-O-L-D! The Ohio State Buckeyes are All Dressed Up with Nowhere To Go... Sweets' beloved CFL celebrates its 100th Grey Cup & he was there to see it! Certain Thanksgiving NFL traditions don't die as Charlie Brown still can kick the damn ball, but... It's Adderall Or Nothing as NFL DBs confuse Cover 2 with Taking 2... Brad Keselowski is the People's Champ of NASCAR... #RampantBlackRedneckery is realized in a major way... Will appreciated HBO's Max Kellerman's eulogy of Hector Camacho until he went too far... Ricky Hatton doesn't believe the hype anymore, does he? The Ghost rises in the ring, now who's next? Word To Nas, Adrien Broner knows He Can... Jack Taylor thinks even Kobe's elbow got tired watching him shoot & Sweets is offended... The Incredible Two Man Team wishes the best for a fallen WNBA star & break down how The Myth of Coaching Bias in the NBA is all about juking the stats... Duane shares a story about his mom's introduction to football as we examine whether Black Protectionism happens in sports... Wall $t. tells how his Dear Ol' Dad (God Bless The Dead) used to fine his youngins for flopping... We give ZBo & The Memphis Grizzlies some well-deserved love... Starting in the NBA: No Country For Old Men, Pau & STAT... Jeremy Lin, welcome to the Truth Party... Andrew Bynum doesn't care what you think... Will & Duane ask "Why?" to Brandon Roy & Michael Finley & see the Dawning in Dallas with Dirk... Finally, we look at some Duke-on-Duke crime, discuss a special basketball run we had & keep our fingers crossed to land a very special guest for 2012's last episode of ABDB... Accents Employed: DIT-KA... References: Ricky Walters, Stunts Blunts & Hip Hop, Joe Budden, Harmon Killebrew, Pre-Employment Sexual Harassment, "Fanning", Adrianna Lima, Philadering & Snitching, Ike Turner Shade, Name Dropping, Mr. Coffee, @MagnumPrime, SkyDome, Varsity Thanksgiving, #NoRomo, Lucy Van Pelt, Pussification, "We Want Eazy!", @Deacon_TKD, The P is For..., HALF!, Waterless Swimming, Teen Wolf, Steveland Morris, The Shadow League, Miming, No Look Punches, Dinosaur Meat, Nerd Trash Talk & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 62: Move The Crowd
November 16, 2012 06:41 AM PST
Word is Bond, The Spirit Of Rakim Allah flows thru this episode of All Balls Don't Bounce! Will & Duane welcome you into The Sweets Spot for some Sports Media Deconstruction... A seminal song about the use of condoms somehow erroneously gets reconfigured in discussing Kobe Bryant(Pun Intended?)... Will & Duane reminisce on their first vehicles, a young man's streetball evolution to Grown Man Biness & a recent pickup basketball run as the holiday season approaches... We review some recent film screenings ABDB's been a part of & Wall $t. gets his Native American cameo on in one of them... The WMD's offer congrats to the 2012 NHL Hall Of Fame inductees... Word To O'Shea: Today It Was A Blue Jay... Hope Ain't Solo No Mo, Tho... Codespeak? Ninja, Please!!! Lance Armstrong's smug ass is DeadWeak... The Incredible Two Man Team blaze happy trails for their favorite Turk, send Rest In Power shouts to some legends & give Happy B-Day goodwill to many as we spread Love The ABDB Way... Sweets & Wall $t. Start The March To Madness... Duane gives Will his propers & dues on his assessment of the Lakers' head coaching carousel... Before the secession plans of Texas fall thru, we examine the curious cases of Houston Rockets' Royce White & Jeremy Lin... The Weight & Cost Of Words... Sweets makes a questionable comment about Blake Griffin before we realize the Mayans may have been right when the Clippers & James Dolan owned Knicks are amongst the best teams in the NBA... We big up the Charlotte Bobcats while throwing shade on the Carolina Panthers... Hopping into the ring, Sweets & Wall $t. examine the possible future of boxing as a big weekend of championship bouts are upon us... Former besties Floyd Mayweather & 50 Cent go straight Whodini & wonder how many of us have them... Somehow, we segue into baseball & Nate Silver while chatting on Money May's gambling acumen... Will questions the sense of baseball voting on regular season awards 2 months after the end of the regular season... The guys review the Darwin Awards winning duo of USC head football coach Lane Kiffin, who's constantly getting more for doing less & Washington State's Mike Leach, The Poor Man's Lane Kiffin... The Danger of Fakin' It in the NFL... Can suicide ever be called premature? BREAKING: Tim Tebow Is... Nevermind... The Atlanta Falcons support Mercury Morris' drinking habit... Duane comes up with another idea for ABDB Enterprises... Graham Spanier: The Next Domino to fall... Salute to Bill O'Brien... Syracuse Quietly Gets Back To Business, but everything's not Fine... Duane & Will lament the fall of Elmo while soapboxing on American politics... Wall $t. throws shade on a beloved character from Sesame Street & Gloria James... The NCAA's Subjective Selective Objectivity... What exactly is The Shabazz Job? Accents Employed: Stitcher Raaayyydeeeooo, Faux First Nations, Perk Grunt, Cultured Boogie, Gritty Gutty Gangsta, Don Da Jewelah, High Snuffleupagus, Djimon Housou-ese... References: Kool DJ Red Alert, Suzuki Sidekick, Sterling 825 SL, Directing Traffic, DJ Cucumber Slice, Reverb, Disco Tribe, Resourcefulness, Ray Bala, Drew Ebanks, Josh Lewenberg, Quebec Nordiques, Ice Cube, IKEA, Tina Turner, Rhonda Rousey, Buicks, Slanguistically Incorrectness, General Skandor Akbar, Whitemanistan, Clarksville's Finest, Thoatbox, Memphis Grizzlies Ownership Group, Glassing, Baby LeBron, Ivan Lendl, Tomate' D'Can, Cuties, BFFs, Child Support For Ray J, Sabermetrics, Billy Clyde, Hip Hop vs Rap, The Round Mound Of The Sound(bite), Mad Magazine, 2Chainz, Amistad, @MagnumPrime, William Drayton, Jr., Rap Is Outta Control & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 61: Dusk & Dawn
November 02, 2012 10:35 AM PDT
When Everything is Young, Fresh & New... Seasons Change... Leagues Start... Leagues End... But what won't change is you getting the best in intelligent, funny sports talk on the stories behind the stories from Will & Duane on All Balls Don't Bounce! It's Episode Livan Hernandez, fat & pitchin' pounds of that For Real For Real off the mound! We set it off as Wall $t channels his inner accountant in a rap battle on public transit & Sweets gives us Hurricane Sandy coverage via Sean Price... We get scraight ig'nant about African runners who have to get to the New York Marathon... Don't forget about another great ABDBPresents screening on November 14! Baseball is on the menu as we reluctantly, but graciously congratulate the SF Giants on their World Title & Will postulates on why catchers make the best MLB managers... We give Gary Sheffield props on his curious choice of a second life... The guys lament the irony of illegal business priorities in law enforcement in Florida... As usual, we spread b-day love The ABDB Way & we wish a young college "student-athlete" all our best for his speedy recovery after a horrific injury... The Incredible Two Man Team runs down recent key games in college football before Will heightens the Ig'nance Quotient on the show... Wall $t. was soon to be outdone by Mr. No Conjecture Watson with his Media Take Out spot... Corrections & Respect due to Louisiana Tech's WR Extraordinaire Quinton Patton as Will not only mangled his name but his cousin's home city & state before we get into our Heisman Watch... Sweets embraces his love for the Canadian Football League & its first Black QB to win The Grey Cup... We bring in former NFL Pro Bowl QB Jeff Blake, who just so happens to be Black, to chat with us about The Post Racial NFL... right? The convo gets lighter as The WMDs hand out NFL "Shake & Blake" Midseason Awards with Jeff... The guys get into some Listener Mail before getting off the gridiron & onto the ice... Despite the lockout, Duane & Will talk hockey & if it matters at all... Halloween brings out the monster in all of us, right, Tyler Bozak? Will & Duane pontificate on the significance between being racist vs racial insensitivity... Racial Ig'nance rears its head again in Philadelphia Flyers Wayne Simmonds' professional life, but why? Duane makes great point about the myth of racial acceptance & open mindedness in European culture before we hop into the boxing ring... We say goodbye to Iron Boy, but you know how it goes with boxers & retirements... ABDB opines why History is a cruel mistress to Truth in saluting both Orlando Cruz & Jorge Pazos... The WMDs eulogize the late great boxing trainer Emanuel Steward by breaking down his name... Sweets scores a knockout with perspective on the depth of relationship between trainer & boxer... Hoops is on the menu & Will is still in rap mode as the guys examine Geno Auriemma's Dilemma... We study Kevin Ollie & The Flip Side Of What's In Store In Storrs for the UConn Mens' Basketball team... Andrew Wiggins sets up to change the balance of power in college basketball...at least for a year! The Impact of One & Done reveals itself in the Preseason All America Team... We do a quick review of the NCAA Top 25 hoop squads before declaring ourselves eligible to embrace the launch of the new NBA season... James Harden goes Big Game James in his Rockets debut & Jeremy Lin smiles... Clearly, Will & Duane have different ideas that eventually lead to one place for the NBA Finals... All other teams pale in comparison to the Minnesota Timberwolves & no one should care... Will never misses an opportunity to make a Purple Rain reference... Finally, we look at the Legacy of David Stern... Accents Employed: Smanglished, Bahstahn, Stewardese... References: Academy Awards, Amor, Roger Maris, Rhyme Skills, Nick Van Exel, The Chosen Ones, Mic Tyson, Beverly Hills Cop, Sparky Anderson, Jay-Z, Legal Irony, Youth Football Screening Process, Prohibition, Nick Satan, @DonDelarente, Natalie Achonwa, The Victors, Game Managers, Chuck Ealey, Air Quote Kang, Yancy Thigpen, CJ2K, #NoRomo, Jerald Wilks, ABDB Enterprises, Raffi Torres, EPMD, Black Like Me, Opice, Cocaine Is A Powerful Drug, Thomas Hearns, Tennessee Williams, Danny Biasone, The Departed, Darius Miles, DePaul, Punk'd, Clair Bee, Luther Vandross, Ice Ice Baby, @RodimusPrime, #AndyFromAccounting, #2, Timmy TightPants & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 60: Sweat Equity
October 19, 2012 05:53 AM PDT
Drive x Dedication x Sweets Watson x Wall $t. Strickland = All Balls Don't Bounce! We're always gon' give you that work! After a brief hiatus, The Incredible Two Man team is ready to play both offense & defense for the whole of Episode Chuck Bednarik! Special guest in the house is Friend of The Program & the former point guard to the late Filling The Lanes podcast, The King of #FriedFried & #RampantBlackRedneckery representative Rick Dowell aka @_mav_rick. He's in to run The Three Man Weave with us! The Housekeeping is in order as we wrap up a very successful screening of "Benji" & promote the launch of our next ABDBPresents event with "The Iran Job"... Rick schools Will & Duane on why diversity in NASCAR might be dead... Larry Jones, Jr. is very well known all over Atlanta except for in Rick's house & heart... We spread b-day love the ABDB Way & offer Rest In Power shouts before we bury the New York Yankees... Congratulations to the American League Champion Detroit Tigers as they await the winner of the NLCS between the San Francisco Giants & the St. Louis Cardinals to play The World Series... Duane & Will wonder aloud what the difference is between the NCAA football champs & the BCS while Rick comes to the rescue... The guys examine the history of "student-athlete"... The Atlanta Falcons are the best team in the NFL? Sweets & Rick show love & understanding for the Canadian Football League... Will can't understand why Norv Turner still has a job in the NFL or why the sword that was fallen upon in Philly wasn't made from potted meat... @_mav_rick, Sweets & Wall $t. breakdown the Hadouken homegirl from Cleveland caught on that bus... We don't know if Anderson Silva could throw an uppercut like Artis from Cleveland, but it's hard to dispute he's the G.O.A.T. in MMA... Wall $t & Sweets banter on whether GSP can beat The Spider... We bob & weave over Things Done In Darkness as The Money Team's Captain idled in Clark Country Detention Center... The convo gets much deeper as we go "Out With No Cruz Control"... Why is it that we see homosexuality thru multiple lenses dependent upon the sex of the person? Dr. Rick channels his inner Paul Reubens during the talk & reveals some of his business building tactics while the guys opine on being Out in the Age of Social Media... We slander David Stern as a dictator, but... Will poses his embryonic theory on The Madden Curse vs. GQ Cover Curse... Jeremy Lin plays the Race Card while a tree falls in the forest... Sweets goes HAM on LBJ & his Marvel Comic Book... College basketball is back & the crew examines Midnight Madness across the country, including an impending beef between Tom Izzo & Dwight Howard... What the hell is KabongoGate & does the NCAA realize what John Calipari has embraced? Finally, Rick pulls back the curtains on the Curious Case of Andre Dawkins at Duke & offers praise to The WMDs & their many movements... Accents Employed: Bad Bruce Buffer, Even Worse Jimmy Lennon, Jr., Mongo, Drunk White Guys, Awful Filipino, Generic Commercial... References: Big Daddy Kane, Chiropractic Service, Filling The Lanes, Brown Liquor, Boogie Nights, Stitcher Awards, @rashanii, GoodFellas, Tribeca, Mr. 9.79, Bubba, Cale Yarborough, Sources, Caravan Of Love, Jehrall Jackson, Two Person Secrets, Halls Of Achievement, The Regal Beagle, Qlympia Stadium, George Papadopoulos, Bless You Boys, Detropia, Nicky Ballgame, Gypsy Brown, @MagnumPrime, Eddie Murphy, Omar Epps, False Warrants, Charlemagne The God, BFFs, Martin, The Wire, The Institution Of Intolerance, Rick James, Conditioned Conditioning, #HiiiYooo, The Fountain Of Youth, Channel Orange, Fluttering Fingers vs. Gang Signs, @classickmateria, Cramp-Free Bionic Legs, Mavens, The Ways Of The Douglas, Dana Owens, The Value of Employment, Foreshadowing, #FreeEdCota & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 59: Collateral Damage
September 20, 2012 06:52 AM PDT
Asalaam Alaikum! The Incredible Two Man Team of Duane "Sweets" Watson & Will "Wall $t." Strickland are about to go straight swineflesh with ABDB Episode Jack Ham! Joining us is ABDB Fam Representative & FightFan.com boxing writer/blogger Ivan Montiel (@LatinoPorVida), down to mix mitts with the WMDs! A reminder out the special ABDBPresents film screening of Benji sets off the festivities... Will we ever see The Decision II? Could there actually be a kinder, gentler Buck Showalter? Will throws shade at Greg Norman, mostly because he threw shade on Tiger Woods...Happy B-Day shouts to an emcee, a rapper, a Zen Master & MC Mad Rubles... Rest In Power salutes go out to a couple giants in the world of football... Wall St. makes a noble suggestion with Muhammad Ali's money before Sweets checks him... The pugilistic prancing begins with Duane serving as referee between Ivan & Will as we discuss the rationale of Ricky Hatton stepping back into the ring, the amount of exciting potential matchups at 140 lbs., why Freddie Roach stays losing now & The War of Supposition with the fourth Pacquiao-Marquez... 50 Cent is Always Business, But Could Be Personal with his new relationship with Manny Pacquiao... Floyd Mayweather scores The Trifecta, but not in the way he wants it... The real heat happens when the gang starts talking Sergio Martinez vs Julio Caesar Chavez, Jr... Ivan can't help but to make excuses for Sergio, but Will's not having it! Diminita Montiel gets bodied vs. Muhammad Mayweather Strickland & takes a useless Standing 8 from Referee Watson as we debate who's next for Martinez & Junior... Staying with the Sweet Science, we craft the equation on the career of Saul "Canelo" Alvarez & how it mirrors the early career of Oscar De La Hoya... LatinoPorVida's love for Maravilla gets tested & run thru the ringer as we talk Andre Ward's place on the pound for pound list... Will punches Ivan in the stomach so he can go out on his shield with lots of Latino pride! Sweets' threatens his right to ever ref on the show again... Temptation is in the air & Notre Dame is a Rolling Stone... Ladies in Football: When History Means Little... Brendan Ayanbadejo's mama raised him right & Duane sites his time in the CFL as a factor... Tim Tebow's No RGIII, according to John Madden... The NCAA, Rodney Purvis & The Upper Room, Word to Mahalia Jackson... Jim Calhoun: Feets Don't Fail Me Now! Billy Clyde Gillespie: Done... Patrick Ewing: Always The Bridesmaid, Never The Bride... Jamie Kuntz: Blinded By The Science Of Stupidity... Yunel Escobar: Tu Eres Un Idiota... What The Zuck, Harvahd? We see how they flow on Tobacco Road... Et Tu, Duk-eh? Accents Employed: Stitcher Jingle, Russian Rap, Latino Por Vidaspanol, Micky Goldmill, Billy Clyde, Eddie Murphy Doing Life, Whodini, Bahstun... References: Watch The Throne, al-Islam, @iAmLoadedLux, EPMD, The Cooties, Ether'd vs Renegade'd, ABDB Financial, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Zero Sum Equations, Argentina, The 50 Laws Of Power, Trojan Horsing, Jeopardy, Trojan Horsing, Open Marriage, Scams to Scabs, Pryzbo, The Black QB Continuum, De-Von Dudley, Filling The Lanes, The Direction of Spirals, St. Kitts Independence Day, The Ewing Theory vs. The Kareem Curse, Thomas Dolby, PDA, Helen Mirren, 300 & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 58: The Veil Of Opulence
September 06, 2012 07:13 AM PDT
All Balls Don't Bounce is BACK & we don't put on airs! Separate the Real from the Lies! Let Us Learn YOU! Our Mamas raised us right!!! We got company over! Sweets & Wall $t. perform as if they comprehend on ABDB Episode Jack Lambert by welcoming Classick Material (@classickmateria)from The Cold Slither Podcast(@ColdSlitherPod), who contributes immediately in renaming Duane Watson's house AND the show!!! ABDBPresents is all up in your area once again with another incredible film screening in October... The crew begins where Lance Armstrong quits because All We Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun... George Huguely lacrosses his life out... Ed O'Bannon may end up being Will's hero after all... Classick revives the Ghost of Wesley Snipes while we chat on the ignorance of Phil Mushnick... Sweets brings out The Hater Hater, possibly at the expense of NASCAR & Rampant Black Redneckery... The fight continues over viral football high schools, internet dating & online worship... Fight Night Lights live again in Allen, Texas & Will loses his mind over the obvious... Pete Carroll sleeps well in Seattle while USC potentially faces new sanctions... The Incredible Two Man team tosses praise at Nick Saban... Penn St. football fans learn The World's Not A Fairy Tale... Notre Dame: Not Fans Of The Nasty... Did Nick Saban run Urban Meyer out of the SEC? We FINALLY talk Canadian Football League on the show &... At least Classick now knows what a rouge is now! Will, Jamal (yes, we used his government!) & Duane examine the inexcusable greed of NFL owners & their leader, Daddy Goddell... Classick gets the business for being a Jets fan... Take Note, NFL GMs: Scared Money Don't Make None, But... The Middleweight Boxing Stew just got interesting again... Dan Gilbert... Is That You? Oh, wait... that's Dana White! Jon Bones Jones & the Leverage of Superstardom... Red Raiders Mutiny: Oxymoronic? Come to know Don Barksdale, hoops fans! ABL: The Good, The Bad & The Dangerous... Will revisits the time he clowned himself in front of Rakim as we discuss the new Family Funtastic NBA Rap Album... Finally, Classick, Wall $t. & Sweets look at Dwight Howard's PR Campaign 2012... Accents Employed: Bill-ae Clyde... References: Rakim Allah, Steel Sharpens Steel, Comics, The Sweets Shop, Image Use In Perpetuity, Any Given Sunday, Pittsburgh Penguins, Old Michael Corleone, Passenger 57, Jalen Rose, The Green Mile, The McNair Brothers, Little Red Riding Hood, Everest College, Joel Osteen, King Of The Hill, Bear Bryant, Richard Phelps, The Best Miami, XFL, Fake Paternal Affectation, #NoRomo, Tae Bo, Mitt Romney, Malcolm & Martin, Papa John's, G-Unit, Larry Merchanting, The Weight Of A Lie, Pimp Life, Don Barksdale, Bata Kicks, Loud Records, Making The Band, DJ Waxmaster C, Tom Ziller, Bawse, Ardent AssClownery, Wonder Twins, Podcast Box Sets, Hero Theme Music & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 57: The Price Is Right
August 23, 2012 06:33 AM PDT
Welcome to ABDB Ep. Johan Santana, where Sweets & Wall $t. pitch that "we could pass a polygraph" to the sports podcast world! Getting right to the business at hand, The Incredible Two Man Team reminds you of another ABDBPresents spectacular before keeping with our theme of Sports Anarchy from ABDB Ep. 56. We buck & shuffle at the moves made by the Augusta National Golf Club while Will reminisces on a chance encounter at a supermarket there... We examine another backup quarterback from the state of Florida who is getting alot of attention... In Alabama, there is another case of child abuse, but it's nothing in comparison to what the Feds are seeking on Jerry Sandusky...AGAIN! The NHL decided to get its Lockout Game on, knowing full well it cannot afford it... Sweets & Wall $t. run down how Aquille "The Plea Deal" Carr is fuckin' with the church's money & review an anonymous poll taken that would make Joey Greco proud... Time to ponder yet another case of a young athlete who wanted to major in Street Pharmaceutical Culinary Arts... ABDB salutes a couple really good dudes, sends a Rest In Power shout to a fallen, flawed champ & spreads love as only we can in our birthday shouts... ESPN gives us Tebow Porn on Magic Johnson's birthday while Skip Bayless graciously lets us know that some of his favorite quarterbacks are Black... Less butts in arena seats & scab referees may leave a scar on the NFL, but we doubt it... All Hail King Felix Perfecto! Come to understand that Roger Clemens just really hates his family... What do Melky Cabrera, Ra's al'Ghul & Bane have in common? In 2017, Joe Paterno may rise again...on a basketball court... Shabazz Muhammad: Guilty until proven Innocent... With Dwight Howard's "stay" in LA, we find The Devil In The Details of his first Lakers press conference... Rhonda Rousey: Raising The Arm Bar in Women's Mixed Martial Arts while ABDB wishes we could start sanctioning charity boxing matches for the Honorable Nelson Mandela... Finally, Will & Duane sift through the attempts of prestidigitation by Sideshow Bob Arum & review a busy month of great boxing coming in September... Accent Employed: Stitcher Radio Jingle & Brooklyn Drago... References: Duval Clear, Rich Kidd, Andrew Gaze, The Microwave, Syndicated & Sanctioned Violence On Free TV, "Sources", Aquemini, Lawrence Krisna Parker, Anal Tattoos, Eugenics, Labor Strife, Tennis All-Americans, New Adages, Lil' Jon, Mama Said Knock You Out, Jabba The Hut, NYC Waterways, Sartorial Splendor, The Female Expendables, Condiments, EMPD, Fantasy Island, Labor Day Dress Etiquette & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 56: Five Ring Circus
August 09, 2012 09:46 PM PDT
Feeling locked into pre-conditioned conformist sports talk? Free Yourselves & look no further! After almost a month away, The Incredible Two Man Team of All Balls Don't Bounce is BACK with ABDB Ep. Lawrence Taylor! We set off the festivities with a recap of our ABDBPresents screening in Montreal, Renee, as well as our next offering in the month, Knuckleball... We sprinkle a lil' Unholy Water on the NCAA & Penn State for the last time...until we have to say more again! Parents Of The World Unite: Author Dennis Rodman... We examine The Genius Of John Calipari... Give love in the ABDB Way for birthdays, marriages & 2012 NFL Hall Of Fame Inductees while bowing our heads in respect to those who are no longer with us... What The Opening Ceremonies REALLY Tell Us! ABDB establishes The Olympics of Doing Absolutely Nothing, featuring Dwight Howard... Ignorance On Full Display: Olympic Athlete Expulsions... Shouts out to Michael Phelps, Im Dong-hyun & Oscar Pistorius, much to Sweets' dismay... We examine The Significance Of Insignificance in the Case of Gabby Douglas... Duane sees no point & a bunch of hypocrisy in Olympic Tennis with The Arrival of Andy Murray & The Nerve Of Serena Williams... What da duck is up with the US Boxing Program? Team USA: Better In 2016 Than Both 2012 AND 1992? Lolo Jones: The Kournikova of Athletics? Ask Her Teammates... Usain Bolt has Proper Broughtupsy... Floyd Mayweather hit the bricks early & is cheffin' Fear Of A Black Planet with 50 Cent & The Money Team Expansion... There is a BountyGate Update, where, much like Wall $t, Daddy Goodell is Never Wrong but Maybe Mistaken... The WMDs review The ABDB Risk vs Reward Files with Travis Henry & T.O.... Finally, we talk about A First That May Not Count & close strong with praise for a Hall Of Fame Human Being. Accents Employed: Baltimore Snoop, Sweets' Swiss French, Clayton Bigsby, Ratchet Hate... References: Life Is Good, Undisputed Truth, Billboard, Marilyn Monroe's second husband, The Illicit Cupcake Trade, Joe Theismann, Shark Lavay, Trademarks & Patents, ABDBPresents, Martina Navratilova, Standing Corrected, Innuendo, Strong Arming, Federal Kidnapping Charges, Olympic Haberdashery, Bomani Jones, The AmeriCanadian, Pre-Lakering, Kittsians, Greatest vs. Best, Bad Korean, "Normal", Idealism vs. Anarchy, Coiffeurs, Point Shaving, Virginity, 800 Lb. Gorillas, AdSeg, Nonsensical Figures Of Speech, Changes, Cold Chicken Pot Pie, Sunshine Anderson & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 55: The More Things Change...
July 11, 2012 06:00 PM PDT
You know, there's something to be said for stability! Wall $t. & Sweets, a.k.a. "Hands", because our people know they can count on us, deliver the goods on the story behind the story in sports on ABDB Episode Derrick Brooks! You never really know what it's like to walk in a man's shoes until you hoop in them... We wrap up Euro Cup 2012 & diss the felonious stupidity of racism... we are devoid of color & hope as we celebrate Jack Johnson's greatest day of Independence... Zack Parise & Ryan Suter love Purple Rain... People around Lance Armstrong keep getting nabbed for PEDs, but somehow in his case, birds of a feather don't dope together in his world... Maybe Lance Armstrong should invoke the Hope Solo Rule the next time he's brought up on charges... The WMDs give birthday love to Malik Abdul Aziz while slandering certain kinds of rappers... When Tiger Woods sets the bar so high, can we not appreciate his greatness even when he's not-so-superhuman? We continue our Caravan of Homage as we examine the emotional triumphs of Roger Federer & Serena Williams at Wimbledon... Does quiet tennis excite you? Financial support can't mask the heinous acts of people not named Gerry Sandusky in Not-So-Happy Valley... Drew Brees aka Ol' Dirty Bastard tells the Saints to "Gimme My Money"! Adrian Peterson: Arrested For Resisting Arrest... Those Damn Yankees don't like it when The Straw Who Stirs The Drink Stirs The Truth About A-Rod... MLB's Youth Movement was on full display in Kansas City during the MidSummer Classic, but did anyone care? The Ontario Basketball Association & AAU sign a historic deal for young Canadian hoops stars. But can this new Up North Bounce & its pipeline get muddied by sports agent Andy Miller & his dealings? The Incredible Two Man Team gives Derrick Rose the business about his Parking Lot Limpin' as we dance into NBA Free Agent Frenzy, where alot of cats will get GROSSLY overpaid, Jeremy Lin learns the Ins & Outs of The Pimp Game & Will erroneously assigns shade to Mark Stein... The London 2012 Summer Olympics won't lack for star power & controversy... wouldn't be the Summer Olympics without them? We wonder if "do overs" count in women's track & field, if The Bolt is Lightening & if former Olympic champ Michael Johnson earned a doctorate in his retirement... As we bring ABDB Ep. Michael Waltrip into The Winner's Circle, we share how strong Anderson Silva knows the distinct difference between a cookout & a BBQ! Chael Sonnen knows... now... AGAIN!!! Accents Employed: Big Baby Jesus, Dr. Evil, Elijah Muhammad, Jack Nicholson... References: Deke, SayOWWW, White Chocolate, Orel Hershiser, double entendres, ABDBPresents, Chris Rock, Gates BBQ, Ivan Montiel, "Jack Jeffries", Lake Minnetonka, @tsnscottymac, Cancer's Cancer, Chamillionaire, International Air Quote Credits, PMS, Breaking Your Deen, Fortnight, Compton, ABDB Sports Agency, Mr. October, AFLAC, Marion Knight, Andrew Wiggins, Ghostface Ilya, Judas Shuttlesworth, Ubuntu, Cal State Fullerton, Jeremy Lin, Chargrilled Meats & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 54: The Extortion Games
June 29, 2012 06:53 AM PDT
Did you miss us? We missed you! It's ABDB Episode Randy White / Horace Grant / Aroldis Chapman, doin' it The Ski Mask Way, eff the ransom note! The festivities begin with a debate over the litigious nature of the United States & why Tony Parker's $20M lawsuit may be misguided... the rock gets passed to Golden State Warriors Head Coach Mark Jackson, whose new catchphrase may now be "Pants Down, Man Down"... Hockey talk ensues as the brothers talk brothers & we're not talking The Brothers Brothers... Did the Penguins reach the Tipping Point for their franchise & the NHL with Sidney Crosby's new contract? We ponder LaDainian Tomlinson's place in the Pantheon of Great NFL Running Backs upon his retirement & pour out a lil' fat-free water for an amazing artist, The Undisputed King & a stealth bomber... The WMDs break down this so-called Clyde The Snide shade thrown at Magic Johnson, but is it relevant 20 years later? Nothing could muddy the Holy Water LeBron Ramone James is sipping on now after winning his first NBA title with the Miami Heat, could it? We discuss why there might not ever be another NBA season like the one that just passed & celebrate diversity in the league while wishing we didn't have to... The NBA Draft & Free Agency is upon us and all we can see are bad suits, unfulfilled promise & the beginning of a new era... The convo turns on college football's invisible men while the Wizard of Oz makes an appearance on the show... The PacMan Jones "Make It Rain" civil decision has us referencing classic kung fu flicks... Can you call it extortion if someone wants to release some bad words about you? Is Drew Brees Black? We find ourselves, much like many other folks, bored by the state of the Heavyweight division in boxing. Is it warranted? The Best Laid Plans of Mice & Old Men get re-routed by an unlikely source... Is Chavez-Alvarez The Next Episode in boxing or will it never happen? Chael Sonnen has pulled Anderson Silva out of his shell, but when July 7th hits, will Silva's tough talk, albeit via translator, prove prophetic? Word to Lauren Hill & Kanye West, when it does all... all fall down in boxing, does the sport finally submit to mandatory drug testing for ALL fights? Scandal doesn't escape us as Jerry Sandusky gets his due... kinda... Roger Clemens' acquittal helps us to discern between not guilty vs yeah... you did it! Accents Used: Stitcher Radio Jingle, Schoolhouse Rock, Small's Paradise Hood, Brazilian Ivan Drago, Jeru Da Damaja... References: John Steinbeck, Jackson Five, Rich Kidd, Cory Joseph, Dr. Evil, Orthodontist, The Jackson 5, Malcolm Gladwell, Deep Vein Thrombosis, The Greatest Show On Turf, #NoOJ, Leaders Of The New School, Phil-apino Jackson, The Great Oz, Seinfeld Of Crime, Apollo Creed, Ambulance Chasers, @HebrewRational & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 53: Shattering Expectations
June 14, 2012 05:55 AM PDT
Once again, it's ON! ABDB Ep. Darryl Dawkins / Maurkice Pouncey / Artis Gilmore is at the center of All Things Sports! Joining The Incredible Two Man Team is none other than Baltimore's Finest, Reeta The NFL Chick(@TheNFLChick), riding for the DMV, Ravens & Orioles! Setting it off, we dismiss all floppers except Eldrick Woods, give congratulatory nods to Raffa, Sherapova & a hockey team with a player named Willie Mitchell... yeah... for real... #NoSandusky... If Coup D'Etats are your thing, meet Modibo Diarra... Happy Born Day shouts to The Purple One, The College Dropout & ABDB's "Uncle John"... Happy Trails to a couple solid pugilists & we pour out a little fat-free & low fat water for some boxing giants... Wendell Scott might be rolling in his grave as NASCAR does its best to diversify its profile... Reeta helps Duane & Will recognize the 40th anniversary of Title IX before the guys almost come to blows over the meaning of the legislation... Uh Oh! Geno Auriemma! Say It Ain't So! What does being gay in the NFL REALLY mean, if anything at all? Justin Combs & meritocracy are on the menu, but we thought we told you that we won't stop... we thought we told you that we won't stop! Uh Uh! Uh Uh! The WMDs slow clap to Brian Banks' storybook beginning... Terrell Suggs' duplicity might get rewarded with a loss of salary... The NBA Finals start, antiquated narratives run the gamut... and they are all still LeBron's fault! Floyd Mayweather may wither away after only 2 weeks in jail... Really, Money? Stop Playin'! Word to Avon Barksdale, he wants to be home before it gets cold! You had to have been under a rock if you have yet to hear about the comitragedy that was the Pacquiao-Bradley fight... We attempt to connect the dots because, though this doth schmelleth bad for the sport, maybe it's just another case of boxing being boxing! Accents Employed: Balimore (NOT a typo), Nadal In Paris... References: Bill Robinzine, OJ Brigance, She Crab Soup, The Social Network, Gub'ment Names, Nicknomenclature, Stitcher Radio, @lizzs_lockeroom, Maurice White & Philip Bailey, The Mystery Of Iniquity, Ova Slander, Racialized Names, White Willies, West Indian Archie, Reading Is Fundamental, Die Hard, Flyte Tyme Studios, Bella Gonzales, Hockeytown USA, Joe Gibbs, Asshole, Immaculata College, Wade Davis, Diddy, Joe Montana, Redemption, Imperial Death March, #TresPuntos, The Sprinkle Me Mane, Chalky White, The Million Dollar Man & His Man Servant, @HebrewRational, Testicular Fortitude, LemonBooty, @bomani_jones, Diet Meals, Charles Dickens, The Wire, The Ski Mask Way, Ivan Montiel, The BobFather & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 52: Giving You The Nasty!
May 30, 2012 11:53 AM PDT
Respect Due to Bret "The Hitman Hart", but have we ever seen a run like the San Antonio Spurs are making in the NBA Playoffs right now? 10 straight in the postseason & 20 straight in total. The Excellence of Execution indeed & VERY NASTY! Pantheon Stuff? You bet! Much like ABDB Ep. Ray Lewis, Will & Duane hit you with another Hall Of Fame-worthy episode! The Incredible Two Man Team sets it off in Stade Roland Garros as we salute Roger Federer & lament Serena Williams' decision to try & be a Ninja In Paris... The Stanley Cup Finals between the LA Kings & New Jersey Devils offer us an opportunity to dismiss understated greatness... Is Hockey Night In Canada's ploy to increase their reach a reach? Is "While The Men Watch" a great marketing strategy for the NHL or a thinly veiled attempt to include lesbian activity in hockey broadcasts? Will Strickland: A Sexist or Appreciator of Attractive Women? We say goodbye to a tortured soul & offer Happy Born Day shouts out to the REAL Foxy Brown, a man who created a brew for bitches, the Black Frank White, Trevor Smith Jr., Will's brother Chris & El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz... Wall $t names his Presidential Starting Five & Bench Mob in honor of the NBA playoffs... You already know the deal out West where San Antonio is beating OKC like the varsity vs the JV, but are there any excuses in the East between the Heat & Celtics? Scott Brooks is NOT The Man for OKC, word to Omar Little... We examine The Scotty Hierarchy... what the hell is a "Triple Single"? The WMDs debate the Pantheon of Greatness while throwing shade on the 1996 Bulls... Duane doesn't believe Tim Duncan is a celestial body... Recruits add fuel to the ongoing & simmering fire that is University of Michigan vs. The Ohio State University football programs... We talk the sad tale of Jamal Lewis, note that the Detroit Lions need some fertilizer so they can grow up & that Terrell Owens has serious allergic reactions... If you lost 10 years of your Life, could you just let bygones be bygones? Is Sweets, aka The Canadian Benedict Arnold, a Motherland Hater, too? And we're not talking Detroit! Mob Mentality means something totally different in Italian soccer... Mario Balotelli sounds like an Italian, but plans on rolling like Malcolm X... Duane has given up the Footy Fight & thinks Frank Mir is a bum! ABDB wishes The Punisher well on a long journey ahead, say nope to dopes Andre Berto & Lamont Peterson & ask if Floyd Mayweather is a savant in & out of the ring... Wake us up when the Manny Pacquiao-Timothy Bradley 24/7 series is over... Will the fight be as boring? Accents Employed: Hank Williams Rowdy... References: Buck Williams, Stitcher Radio, @jfulldotnet, digital audio tapes, The LikNutz, Dan Majerle, Jeff Hornacek, alarmism, Memorial Day, WNBA, Rebecca Lobo, Dakar, The Metric System, Tony Hawk, Bentleys, Ashley Judd, RampantBlackRedneckery, @dondelarente, @_mav_rick, XBox Brain Farts, Travis Pastrana, Novak Djokovic, Watch The Throne, The Tim Duncan Of The NHL, Patrick Roy, fan hypocrisy, @seanheffernan, killer instinct, Immortal Technique, Be Easy, Epiphanous Moments, SportsNet Magazine, Felonious Stupidity, Omar Credle, The Carolinas, Eric LeGrand, Redemption, Kacie Hollins, Murder Death Kill, The Klitschkos, The Can Man, Lonnie Rashid Lynn & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 51: Accept No Substitute!
May 16, 2012 09:01 AM PDT
Despite Metta World Peace's declaration to James Harden, word to Michael Doleac, we welcome you to ABDB Ep. 51! Wall $t. officially ends his #PartsUnknownTour so that he & Sweets get back to the business of doing what's popular with the population! Duane breaks down what a quality cupcake is as the guys exchange belated birthday greetings & shout out Mothers for their special day as well! We set it off with some quick hits, including how Will finds some odd parallel between golf & boxing halls of fame decision making... There's some Black on Black crime we offer in talking about a legendarily racist Canadian hoops tournament before we send Rest In Paradise love to the first Black ref in NBA history, Nolan Richardson III, Beastie Boy Adam Yauch & the great Junior Seau... The NFL finds itself in quite the conundrum with the BountyGate player suspension & how concussions are shortening the lives of current & former players... The word of Bill Romanowski is as good as, ummm... Like a good neighbor, Cris Carter loves State Farm Insurance... Sweets rolls out a potential ABDBPresents screening... Of course there is NBA Playoff Talk & we break it down to the utmost... The debate over fake nicknomenclature continues... ABDB shows love to the NBA Rookie Of The Year & MVP... We get on the good foot discussing Froch-Bute tilt while dismissing the so-called "mega fight" being pondered between Super Middleweight Boss Andre Ward & Light Heavyweight Champ Chad Dawson... Will & Duane display their ignorance of Luxembourg, but we're nowhere as ignorant as Lamont Peterson... With Khan-Peterson II now off the books, does Floyd Mayweather look a bit prophetic with his push for Olympic-style drug testing for all of boxing? The Money Team lives up to its name & shores up its Entourage Game... Sweets & Wall $t. don't love Moral Victory Boxing Fans... And we wrap up another action packed episode with more PacMan-Money chat as this saga never seems to end... or won't until they toss mitts instead of accusations... Accents Employed: Mr. Fuji, Sweets' British, Black Barbershop EngYiddish... References: Jay Electronica, Roswell New Mexico, Prison Picture Posing, Mama Confections, Tha Alkoholiks, Stitcher Radio, Avengers & Adoption, Antonio Hardy, Posse, FunkMaster Flex, Palookas, The Perfect Coiff, The AmeriCanadian, Halifax Mulattos, Gunnin' For That #1 Spot, Exact Change, JJ Stokes, Bell Rung, Ken Norton Jr., @atlstomp, 2004 NBA Champion Detroit Pistons, Tuff Juice, Justin Bieber, Greg Oden, Buck Williams, Tu Holloway, The Cupcake Champion and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 50: One In A Trillion
May 01, 2012 09:04 PM PDT
Funk For Ya, Baby! Listen! It'll Drive You Wild! While we pay homage to Peter Phillips & Corey Penn, ALL Respect Due to our Very Special Guest, the homie Bernard Freeman aka Bun-B, The Trill OG & Underground King! ABDB Ep. David Robinson finds The Incredible Two Man team building with Bun from the Alamo City of San Antonio, setting it off with necessary greetings & salutations before the stories & the magic begin! Wall $t. & Bun recall their first encounter & subsequent meeting over a box of Dunkin Donuts... While the moment in time has passed, the friendship & the love is forever... Bun-B is the Hip Hop Politician... Rice University is the home of two Hip Hop Professors, Dr. TrillOG & The Largest Professor... We remember the Rodney King Verdict, where we were & the advantages we have to not repeat history... We lighten the tone & extinguish the political talk literally to examine brain cramps... Bun-B shows his P.A.T. brethren love & solves Kobe Bryant's travel problems... CP3 is a culture shifter... Playoff injuries put a slight damper on the competition, but no one gets a free ride... We part with Bun B & proceed with more of what you need! NFL Draft secret handshakes, hugs & Commish comparisons dominate... Suprises? No Such Luck... RGIII gets love, but we probably won't ever eat at Subway again because of him... Mike Shanahan & Dan Snyder continue to lead the NFL in Questionable Decisions... Word to King Rex! The WMDs revisit the greatness that is Jon Bones Jones & pontificate on his next opponent with Anderson Silva - Chael Sonnon on the horizon... We play resuscitate a sorely underutilized term while staying Syntactitionally Correct... Adieus are bid to Bernard Hopkins & we preview Resurrection vs. Perfection & The Reality with No Excape... Wall $t. gets his Caesar on & names a month after himself... Some Cats Stay Paid!!! Accents Employed: Chad Lamont Butler, Shiiiiiiiittttt, Suspicious Wife, Nursery Rhyme, Eddie Kane... References: R.I.P. Pimp C, Clutch City, Matt Bullard, Houston Urban Radio Stations, Bill from Port Arthur Texas, The Bass 9-1-7 Zone, Carrington's Karaoke Party Moving Machine, Eric Barrier, London Riot, @omarelamam, Ashton Kutcher, PartsUnknownTour2012, Mr. Biggs, The Dap King, Mr. Fly Socks, Aubrey Graham, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Mr. Technicality, Sesquicentennial, Planning Work & Working Plan, Will's nephew Donovan, ABDB Family Salute & more... ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 49: Cosmetic War
April 20, 2012 05:54 AM PDT
When you're tired of your so-called sport commentarians all dancin' up in the show, talkin' all flagrant with no purpose, rhyme or reason on the podcast, there is ABDB Episode Tom Landry/Ron Guidry/Earl Cooper (Rice Owls, Baby!) to save the day!!! Word to Mobb Deep, there's a war goin' on outside no man is safe from... and the Weapons Of Media Deconstruction are here to fight the Good Fight with YOU! It's your favorite sports podcaster's favorite sport podcast & we set it off giving thanks to our people who came out in support of the ABDBPresents No Look Pass at the 12th Annual ReelWorld Film Festival... we let you know that milestone Episode 50 will come not next week but on May 1, 2012... The Winningest College Basketball Coach in history walks away... Jayson Williams gets another chance at Life, but let's hope he doesn't owe Charles Oakley money... Is it ever cool to ever give another grown man a "Wet Willie"? We give shouts out to the late Wendell Scott in the name of Rampant Black Redneckery while offering our best to the departed in sports & music... There's b-day love for Death Row, The Captain, The First True B-Boy & 1/3 of the Holy Trinity of Hip Hop Culture... No AARP at SMU for LB... Bo Ryan is a Cock Blocker & we mean this in the nicest way... Ok... Maybe not... The University of Kentucky is Middle Finger U. to the NCAA & the Ruse That Is Amateur Collegiate Athletics... The Incredible Two Man Team explores The Real March Madness & figure out why Derrick Rose has been injured so much this NBA season... The Vancouver Canucks Are The Miami Heat of Hockey? We give our take on the value of the Pittsburgh Penguins-Flyers series to fans who love Ol' Time Hockey & ask if Phoenix Coyotes' Raffi Torres is Dirty Or Just Hard Nosed? Salute to baseball octogenarian Jamie Moyer & Happy Trails to Pudge Rodriguez... While we honor Jackie Robinson Day, a couple streams of thought dominate our consciousness... Jessica Dorrell Settles For Less... Again! Age is just a number to Nate Webster... The Prohibition of Sean Payton is a slippery slope... Finally, Sweets & Wall $t. examine whether the phenomena of Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin, Skippy, Screamin' A., Larry Merchant & more are simply products of the environment that we created or merely by-products of what we knew all along! Accents Employed: True Musician, Kobe White Heat Slave, The Negotiator... References: Elocution, Y.A. Tittle, Suge Knight, Midnight Marauding, Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones, Hebrew Havoc, The Naval Academy, Court Surfing, @NataTheScribe, ClarksVegas, Frank Sutton, Wilma Rudolph, Food Porn, The Kool Genius Of Rap, @LEEtrebeaux, Siegfried & Roy, @Deacon_TKD, Challah, Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal, Any Given Sunday, Megalomania, Plausible Deniability, Max Julien, The Fab Five, Kwame Brown, Buzz Williams, TimmyTightPants, Tracy Marrow, Swaggu, Personality Transplant, Bruce Lee, Hockey Rink Treachery, Rachel Robinson, Rooney Rule, Art Of The Deal, Felonious Stupidity, St. Nick, Train Wrecks, @fromthejax, @dondelarente, @jdgafflin, POTUS Gerald Ford & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 48: The Saga Continues...
April 12, 2012 08:05 PM PDT
Sweets & Wall $t. do a time trial with ABDB Ep. Jimmie Johnson with our quickest show EVER! Make sure you come out to hang with The Dynamic Duo at our ABDBPresents screening of "No Look Pass" Friday, April 13, 2012... Check our Facebook page for more info & a discount code! Shout out to The LIVING (Literally) Legend Larry Zybysko, the WMDs sanction a grudge match over Deron Williams between Nitika Koloff & Marty Janetty... Skip Bayless Is The Bobby Patrino Of Sports Commentary & Bobby Petrino is the... Bobby Petrino of Bobby Petrino!!! Yuuuuuuuuu! Yu might not have what the Texas Rangers need, but we say he's still a friend... Ozzie Guillen is guilty, but of what? Can we get whatever from Mr. Muhammad? Shabbazz Muhammad makes his decision on what college jersey he wants to wear next year... The NCAA smiles as the registers ring! DWade wants a slab of the Olympic jersey sales ham, then gets some Political Re-Education as he backtracks... NY Knicks fans don't want The Lord to help them & Charles Barkley feels like if he can lose weight, Lamar Odom should lose his paycheck... Accents Employed: Civil War Black Soldier, Disretrospected ABDB Listeners, AWA Wrasslin' Announcer, House Slave, Bobby Petrino Unprotected Text, Ivan Drago... References: The Masters, Glory, NHL Playoffs, Hulk Hogan, Kindle, The Late Chuck Daly, Cold Slither Podcast, UNO Champ, The HNIC(Not Hockey Night In Canada!!!), GPA>>>PPG=SHADDAP!, The Wire, The Rockers, Plan Your Work to Work Your Plan, Ichiro, Native Tongues, Fidel Castro, Wall $t's Dear Ol' Dad (God Bless The Dead), adidas, Reggie Miller, Ski Mask All-Stars, Cleveland Williams, Lam-Lam & Delicious, WuTang Clan, Cedric The Entertainer, Sammy Davis Jr., The Chronologically Challenged & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 47: Unfinished Business
April 06, 2012 03:39 PM PDT
Word to Erick & Parrish Making Dollars, it's Episode Andrei Kirilenko/Tom Glavine, pitching them heat rocks from our Mind Spray AK! The WMDs note that this is the one week notice until our ABDB Presents on Friday the 13th April 2012... Don't Be Scuuurrred! Uh Uh! Is a $3 taco worth your Life, even if you're "just playin' around?" Time to get our cheer on (kinda) as Sarah Jones leads us with "2-4-6-RAPE"... Chris Singleton makes an investment that saves at least a couple thousand bottles of Patron... The Puerto Rican Boxing Commission flagrantly line steps with their judgement on Juan Manuel Lopez... Mike Milbury forgets his place... Tiger finally wins, but... Shouts out go to the Original John Calipari & WWE Hall Of Famer Mike Tyson while Rest In Power shouts go to Joseph Luke Scarpa & Lawrence Whistler... Sweets regales us with a story about the woods as ABDB congratulates Brittney Griner & The Baylor Bears on their unprecedented championship season... The Syntactician calls Duane a bad word... Speaking of Big Britt, she's got a decision to make... We examine cash imbalances in college basketball coaching while universities get their George Orwell on... NCAA President Dr. Mark Emmert finds out his arms are too short to box with The PupperMaster... Will rants on the proposed NBA Age Limit Increase... No... For real... We show a whole new level of respect for Stan Van Gundy in his dealings with The Dwightmare... Love is extended to Chinese Basketball Association champion Stephon Marbury, who went halfway around the world the find home... Bobby Patrino rides on a lie, but will "winning cure all"? Morris Claibourne will soon be telling Mike Florio to Wonderlic Deez... Gregg Williams pre-game speech to his defense was fairly common... until he started talking about targeting opponents' body parts... How can Sean Peyton, suspended by Daddy Goddell & admitting his complicity in BountyGate after, now appeal the ruling? Let's bow down to the 49 year old Colorado Rockies hurler Jamie Moyer... Finally, Duane & Will wonder why Anaheim Angels outfielder Torii Hunter tried to laugh off the police drawing down on him... at his own home! Nobody's Safe! Accents Employed: Shaq, Cinque English, Woo Pig Soooiiiieee!... References: EPMD, Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Killer, Edgar Allen Poe, Step Up & Stand Out, CAAWS, 1On1, Ying Yang Twins, Hershel Walker, Pulled Pork, Costa Rica, Brother Mouzone, Cheyenne Woods, American Wrestling Association, Dusty Rhodes, Adrian Dantley, 1984, Baltic States, Constructive Dismissal, Ernie Johnson, The Nile River, Black Dynamite, Bizarro, Insufficient Pimpin', Hustlin' Backward, San Antonio Gunslingers, XFL, SAT tests, Jim Irsay, Institutional Control, Julio Franco Boogie Nights & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 46: If You Break Them...
March 29, 2012 02:33 PM PDT
Episode Herm Edwards / Lee Smith / Chuck Muncie / Willie James Hammock is here as Sweets & Wall $t. note one year of making All Balls Don't Bounce Popular With The Population! It's our birthday & it's a Celebration, Bitches! Two weeks away from ABDBPresents screening of No Look Pass during the ReelWorld Film Fest & we got the goods! Setting it off with a round of Quick Hits, Will & Duane chat on Reebok breaking the rules & the bank, the NBA looking to make some extra bank, Tim Tebow's Sperm Bank & Mr. Bank Shot being old & bank on the fact that administrators sometimes just don't get it! ABDB pours our a lil' fat-free & low-fat water for the recently departed Mr. Bert Randolph Sugar... While it's cool that athletes are stepping up & out in the name of justice for Trayvon Martin, could we all be missing the point? When is a team not a team? When it's the AP Men's Basketball All America team... or is it? Love goes to South Carolina's new head men's hoops coach Frank Martin for keeping it RIGHT... Make the Final Four & the Madness Marches right into your bank account, but only if you're a coach, weak kidneys don't mean weak hearts... Chuck Klosterman plays Nostradamus & the Weapons Of Media Deconstruction don't necessarily agree... would you expect any less from us? Hatfields... Meet McCoys, but at a dialysis clinic? Zab Judah goes home, James Kirkland gets a gift & Chael Sonnen's about to get his wish... kinda! A child sexual abuse victim fights back & the new owners of the Los Angeles Dodgers pull a Magic trick... Bill Parcells used to sleep with the fishes, but now he wants to swim with the Saints? Accents Employed: Bad Iron Mike, Hillbilly, Ann Wolfe... References: Blood On Tweet Streets, Roderick Morrow, Anna Mae Bullock, Nutbush Tennessee, Phonte, @HebrewRational, Syntactitional Correctness, soft baked cookies, Amanda Dwyer, Nick Bockwinkle, Brooklyn, Joey Greco, clinical studies, Fans of Help, real estate, GoldenPalace.com, Spike Lee, octagenarians, Lorenzo Orr, Mutual Assholism, obligation, nimrod, financial considerations, cheques vs checks, moonshine, Ed O'Bannon, DJ Clark Kent, Idaho Militia, Black, Enterprenillionairism, Jon Bon Jovi, institutional control, DJ Mike Hitman & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 45: At All Costs
March 22, 2012 02:51 PM PDT
Episode Rudy Tomjanovich / Archie Griffin / Pedro Martinez / Bob Gibson... Sweets & Wall $t are the Mike Jordan of Sports Podcast Recording! We set it off with quick looks into the African Americanizing of Hockey, get our 3 step drop on & setup, execute & follow thru with some stories from our recent pasts, offer strategy to a fifth-grader #NoSandusky, Salute to Kevin Garnett for He Stands Alone... JuanMa gets banned on his own soil... The recent goings on in the NFL have happened by by our aptly named episode... Daddy Goddell lays the wood and then some! #NoRomo... Looking at the NFL Bounty penalties levied against the New Orleans Saints, do they go back to being The Ain'ts? With the $95 Million Dollar Man, Peyton Manning, now in town, Denver is No Country for Tebow, Man! March reveals some Madness we don't need, word to Angel Rodriguez & Jamar Samuels... Baylor's Brittney Grenier brings the bass in more ways than one... The Sweet Sixteen: When Ohio's In The House... Oscar.Mike.Gamma DANGER!!! Spurs & Bulls are rolling right now, but the Knicks are in the midst of Woodsanity... well... ok... we reached... Forgive us! From Showtime to Showtunes with Magic/Bird on Broadway... Dana White proves he's not the only insensitive person on our show! Accents: Tron, Bad Sangin' References: The Fif Amendment, Jay-Z, Lawrence Krisna Parker, Kermit Washington, Stereotyping, Ghostface Killah, Scarboro, Jamaican Girl Hair Slander, John Amaechi, Sufficient Parenting, Don Fancucci, 7-11, ABDB Consulting Fees, E-40 & The Block Brochure, Syreeta The NFL Chick, Ed The Sportsfan, Jentel Jordan, Aesthetic Challenges, Sensitivity Training, Jai All Day, Chemotherapy, George Benson, Bosom Buddies, Dan LeBatard, Gina Carano & @TSNRadio1On1 & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 44: Everybody Makes Mistakes
March 16, 2012 03:43 PM PDT
ABDB Ep. Hank Aaron / Jerry West / Hank Gathers / Danny Ainge /The Syracuse 3/Reggie Jackson... so many great names to choose from, we had to kick in the door, wav-in the 4-4!!! Good news all around as Sweets & Wall $t share the launch of our new hoops podcast on TSN Radio, 1On1 (@TSNRadio1On1)... But wait! There's more! Another ABDBPresents classic as we team with The 12th Annual ReelWorld Film Festival for our second screening with them, "No Look Pass". Check our Facebook page for more info! ABDB sets it off with some amor for Chad OchoMuchoGusto #NoSandusky, looks at a stripper pole that's not foul, meet a coach only Mike Tyson can love & give TJ Ford & Herb Carnegie our best! The NBA Trade Deadline dominates our early convo, including the D'Parture of D'Antoni & The Melo System Economic Strategy. In the midst of March Madness, we review a potential point shaving scandal at Auburn that would have Charles Barkley rolling over in his gravy! Talking football allows us the chance to be as racially insensitive as Conn Smythe was to Herb Carnegie, wide receivers in the NFL catching that long green & The WMDs debate whether Defensive End Mario Williams deserves all that new Bleu Cheese to go with his Buffalo Bills... The stench of Polished Tricks in boxing gets a serious whiff while Orlando Salido channels his inner Rick James in Puerto Rico vs. JuanMa... again! Will & Duane close with more dirt on the previously unsullied Manny Pacquiao? Say it ain't so! Accents Employed: Racist, Buffalo, Iron Mike, Harvahd Yahd, Bodymore Murderland... References: The Wire, Shawn Corey Carter, Beat Biter, The Rifleman, Idaho Militia, JG Wentworth, UGK, Sylvia's Soul Food, Tony!Toni!Tone'!, Jerald Wilks, @dondelarente, Jason O. Logan, Toronto Futbol Club, Ed O'Bannon, 50 Cent, The Black Man's Manual, Future Aces, @HebrewRational, YMCMB, Ass Weight, Double Entendres, Habitat for Humanity & More! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
March 08, 2012 03:04 PM PST
ABDB Ep. Richard Petty / Jack Sikma / Troy Polamalu / Dennis Eckersley features our first female guest, CBCSports.ca's Kacie Hollins! It is TRULY Ladies' First! Or is it U.N.I.T.Y.? Whatever the case, Sweets & Wall $t. respect & honor International Woman's Day & break down the meaning of sapiosexual, give love to The Diesel on his born day, wish a hockey legend a speedy recovery & laugh at the Fried PotatoCakeGate Bandit! Sweets almost gets assaulted in his own home for almost slandering Biggie 15 years after his passing... Wall $t. gives the New York Knicks coaching advice... Peyton Manning gets reduced to a commodity... but he is one, isn't he? We talk the Economics of Felonious Stupidity in the NFL, decide if the crew wants to get in touch with our sensitive side in the NHL while ignoring who we are in the process and call 'em like we see 'em with a Canadian prep hoops scandal. In addition, The Weapons of Media Deconstruction examine a lil' March Madness, both on & off the court, review the Homogenization of The Wire & appreciate the long & short of another NBA dream! ABDB needs you to help us decide what's more insulting: Lingerie Football League, Sports Apparel Branding on Hijabs or Woman Olympic Boxers in Skirts for London 2012? References: Dres of Black Sheep, Perms, Brady Bunch, Pervis Ellison, The Notorious B.I.G., Rohan Cummings, Seamus O'Shaughnessy, Joe Gilliam, Alligator Arms, Canton Bulldogs, 7-11, Charles Schwab, Damon Allen, Bushwick Bill, Wrangler Jeans, Enrollment at Faith Hill Academy, Luther Vandross, Nick NoHeart, Glaucoma, Conspiracy Theorists, Bananas, The Fine Print, Snot Boogie, Wall $t.'s Moms the eve of her Born Day... ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 42: The Announcement
March 01, 2012 04:33 PM PST
Word to Jay ElecLive From New Orleans, it's ABDB Ep. Jack Roosevelt Robinson /Jeff Triplette / Juan Pablo Montoya, breaking down barriers, throwing the flag on the story behind the story in sports & bringing that fire in a hard-hitting fashion! Sweets & Wall St. do what's popular with the population & make the announcement about our new hoops show on the ESPN of Canada, TSN Radio's "1on1 with Will Strickland & Duane Watson"! We set it off with quick hits on Danica, Wilt & Magic. Clipper Darrell: Donald Sterling Knocks Your Hustle! We wrap up NBA All Star Weekend without questioning who wrapped up it up Orlando... Will & Duane have uncomfortable moment discussing best dunk of NBA All Star Dunk Contest, word to Filling The Lanes... HiiiYoooo! Metta World Peace is the Twitter of Signing Autographs... Will Kobe Bryant rock an MF Doom mask on Sunday when he reunited with DWyane "You Broked-ed My Nose" Wade? UCLA Mens' Basketball Program & The Power Of Parenting... Drew Brees Wants That Cheese! Daddy Goddell is about get his Ted Turner on with "Meet The New Cleveland Browns" Combine Reality Show! Sweets reveals his love for bad tv, but blames it on his daughter... Dereck Chisora gets his just desserts... maybe... Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: Flavor Of The Month-Racial Insensitivity. Bernard Hopkins takes an Oath Of Violence out on Chad Dawson, Adrien Broner IS The Equal Opportunity Can Man!!! Wall $t & Sweets make a retraction about Mayweather-Pacquiao. But, are we overlooking Timothy Bradley & Miguel Cotto in the process? Who in the hell is Ryan Zimmerman & why did someone give him $100M? There's lots of DC Pro Sports team slander, despite the love we have for our people in the DMV! Sweets is hot over Ryan Braun & lets him know that being called "innocent" don't mean you ain't "guilty"! Now that Ryan Braun got off, RodimusPrime might wanna offer the Pick Up The Piss Boy some resume tips after KinkosGate! Accents employed: Really Bad Spanglish, Not-So-Articulate Wall $t., Jon Facenda... References: Human Immunodeficiency Virus, RocNation, Bomani Jones, The Wizard of Westwood, Anna Kournikova, Dick Vitale, Chocolate City, RampantBlackRedneckery, Hillbilly Xmas, Nelson George, Rice University, Penny Marshall, Danny Manning, Barbers, Mike Sweetney, Adobo, Dr. Dunkenstein, Lake Minnetonka, Medusa, Corrado Soprano, Malice in The Palace, Nosebleed Felons, Danny Fortson, The Aints, Austin Powers, Mr. October, Notre Dame basketball history, Keyzer Soze, CFL, Michael Pinball Clemons & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 41: Refuse To Lose
February 23, 2012 11:10 PM PST
Here's Your Ticket! Hear The Brothers Get Wicked! Moving As A TEAM, Never Move ALONE... Welcome to The ABDBDome! Episode Dirk Nowitzki/Glen Rice/Wes Unseld is upon you, despite Sweets trying to channel his Inner Rosetta Stone & Wall $t giving you the business on Family Day / Presidents Day! Heavy on Hoops, Harm & Hmmms, we begin with belated born day shouts out to His Airness, Moses Guthrie & Slaughter while pouring out a lil' somethin' for The Kid... ABDB thanks its friends & sports fam for making ABDBPresents Sports Weekend 2012 Film Fest a huge success! Sweets & Wall $t show proper & due respect to the fact that Linsanity may be at the point where Linsanity is over Linsanity! Caught in the midst of it all? Just a baller from Palo Alto who wanted to play some basketball... and even he understands it's a business! Duane & Will debate the value & merits of doing your job... Hip Hop Culture rears its head with stories of The World's Greatest Intern & a chance interaction at D&D Studios that may have left Wall $t scarred for Life! We do some sensitivity training that included Medieval Times & the clearly clueless ESPN Mobile Editor on Lin Racial Slurs... The WMDs review the Biggest Game Of The First Half of the NBA season... Jimmer Was A Rock Star... during the NBA lockout before Lin came along & how Linsanity may be the impetus for Jimmer's brother to diss Kings' coach Keith Smart... We try to get excited for the NBA All Star Game, but... Things get so bad Duane uses a futbol term & Will invokes a kid's word for shit in talking about hoops! Stop The Madness! Enjoy the ABDB 1st annual NBA Mid-Season Awards! We chat on some fighting as Dereck Chisora moves with minimal caution & maximum ignorance... Dana White: The Pot Calling The Kettle Wack despite his reflection in the Broken Mirror of Isms... Finally, Ryan Braun gets his 50-game suspension overturned, but it doesn't mean he ain't guilty! Word to Orenthal James! ABDB Quote Of The Nite: "It's hard to be Peter Pan everyday." -Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni, on the Heat's defense on Jeremy Lin... Accents employed: Faux French... References: Willie D, Heltah Skeltah, Ghana, Sir Vivian Richards, Bunny Wailer, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Will's high school classmate Keith Shorts, Denny Green, Roy Jones, Mary J. Blige, Mike Tyson, Othella Harrington, Jodeci, DJ Premier, Della Reece, Vince McMahon, Greg Anthony, 1950s MPLS Lakers, Public Enemy, Contaminated Sammich Meat, Gil Scott-Heron, Bubbles from The Wire, Ford Motor Company, DeMarcus Corley, Jerry Stackhouse, Chris Ford, James Worthy, the late Johnnie Cochran, Tito Jackson and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 40: Elll Oohh Veee Eeee
February 13, 2012 07:54 PM PST
Yes Indeed! Though it's one day early, EVERY DAY is Valentine's Day at All Balls Don't Bounce! And with names like "Sweets" & "OccupyWall$t", we gotta Spread Love! It's the ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Gale Sayers/Rogie Vachon/Shawn Kemp & a bunch of big, slow White cats who played in the NBA in the 80s! We set it off with respect due to Whitney Houston, gone far too soon... Will tells a classic Bobby & Whitney story! He also tries to sang on the show, but NO BUENO says Sweets! The Code of Omerta keeps the Fines fine in Syracuse, but Jerry Sandusky just can't "Tuhs Eht Lleh Pu" (Word to De La Soul)! Wall $t. no domestic violence sympathizer, but is all about everyone's right to work! Sweets knows Jeremy Lin Is All The Rage right now, but asks "What About Wat?"... Only in the Knicks locker room does 1 + 7= 17, it's all Mathematics! The New Racism Is That It Doesn't Exist Anymore... Really? Brandon Jennings begins to understand The Business Of Leverage while the NBA blows The Chinese Experiment... In Argentina, There was a Riot & somehow, a fight breaks out...Bye, Manny Vice! All Hail The Queen, Quanitta Underwood... Find out what's eating Tu Holloway! We get Dickensian with futbol, offering a tale of two very different stories... Finally, we ponder why we didn't get a vote on America's Most Hated Athletes...Did you? Accents employed: Calhoun Tubbs, Racist, Oil Can Boyd, Foghorn Leghorn References: In Living Color, Living Single, Mr. Chow, Yaasin Bey, Rick Dowell, NASCAR, Charles Officer, Mike Alstott, Iron Mike Sharpe, The Color Barrier in the NBA, The Rhinestone Cowboy, Jay Electronica, Ivan Montiel, Jackie Robinson, Shawn Corey Carter, Rodney King, ABDB Fans/Family, Triumph Over Tragedy, Chuck Daly, The Notorious B.I.G., Marvin Gaye, Queen Latifah, Dirk Nowitzki, Tom Seaver, Robert Parish, Oklahoma A&M, Hank Iba, Bob Kurland, New York Times and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 39: The Numbers Game
February 07, 2012 09:33 PM PST
2008... 2012... 12... 18... 10... XLI.... XLVI... 16-0, 15-1, Whatever it is, the Giants have been & are Giant Killers! Salute to the New York Football Giants on their triumph over the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. All Balls Don't Bounce hits you with a Giant of a show with Episode Larry Csonka. ABDBPresents: Sports Weekend at the National Film Board, February 17 & 18, 2012 150 John St., Toronto. Rest In Paradise: Angelo Dundee, Goody Petronelli, Hazell Stoudemire, those lost in the Egyptian Soccer Riot, Big Pun & JDilla! Adrian Peterson doesn't think it's funny when Nike's messing with his money... Jim Tressel's in Coaching Witness Protection right now, but word to Prop Joe, he'll be right back in the mischief soon enough... Apparently Daddy Goodell agrees with Aaron Rodgers about the Pro Bowl, so Sweets & $treet offer ABDB Consulting expertise! Jeremy Lin is no Allen Iverson, but he is The Answer (at least for now) with the New York Knicks at the point, word to Baron Davis... Karl Malone MAY wipe his Sketchers on The Truth from time to time... Kevin Love shows Luis Scola his Twin City Stomp & Stu Jackson says "Take two of these & call me in the morning!"... Since we've clearly established that Black History Month is every month, prepare yourselves for some Black on Black Crime in April as Jon Bones Jones & Rashad Evans lock it up in The Octagon... Floyd & Manny keep ignoring The O'Jays & EPMD by not giving the people what they want! Is Nonito Donaire, The Filipino Flash, trying too hard to flame? Julio Caesar Chavez, Jr. beats Marco Antonio Rubio, but has he defeated his demons? When Josh Hamilton calls you for help, don't take him to a bar... Like Father, Like Son? Only in physical stature & that's where it stops with Cecil & Prince Fielder... Lance Armstrong is The Teflon Don of PEDs! Accents employed: Fred Fenster, Snoop Pearson, References: The Black Man's Manual, Sweets' Air Quotes, Sun Tzu, Bomani Jones, Filling The Lanes, Chuck D./Public Enemy, Marlo Stanfield, The Usual Suspects, GoodFellas, American History X, Ronnie Garvin, Chappelle Show, Tim Tebow, Gale Sayers, Shawn Kemp and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 38: Every Month Is Black History Month
February 01, 2012 06:58 PM PST
Allow us to re-introduce ourselves! Our name is All Balls Don't Bounce: Still The Movement, Still The Mentality. Welcome to Episode Curt Schilling, the ABDB crew brings you what's Popular with the Population! All Balls Don't Bounce Presents: Sports Weekend at the National Film Board (Feb. 17, 18 150 John St., Toronto). Rest In Paradise to Don Cornelius and hockey great Phil Esposito's daughter, Carrie. Superman dons his cape and glasses in Ottawa at the NHL All-Star Game, but did anyone notice? Drake was there performing, but the NHL's biggest stars were not... Why does Aaron Rodgers feel like guys should play harder in the Pro Bowl? You're in Hawaii in the winter, Dude!!! As we set off Black History Month, Tom Molineaux jumps the pond because he fancies a Poonch Up! Rashad wants Bones but is Hendo more deserving? A great weekend of NBA action, Heat, Bulls, Boozer's Kids and The Popovich Proxy... We talk a little tennis... The Australian Open and why The Joker's no joke! We keep it moving on the Rhodes to the Riches at Yale... Find out why cheese eaters have amazing belt skills... Finally we investigate why Michael Vick has anything to do with cockfighting in South Carolina and the dangerous precedent this sets... Accents employed: British in The Fancy, Chicken George, The Don Cornelius Pregnant Pause... References: Kool G. Rap & DJ Polo, Bill Murray, Groundhog Day, EPMD, Eddie Murphy, Soul Train, Michael Jordan All-Star Game freeze out, Al Bundy, The Kobe System, Ivan Lendl, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, 1896 Olympics, Dan Henderson, Waylon McCutcheon, the rodeo and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 37: Tim Tebow Is The Godfather Of Soul
January 18, 2012 05:07 PM PST
After a long absence, Episode Lester Hayes/Dave Steib/Henderson Alvarez is here! We get you caught up! Will-is-Old jokes flowing... All Balls Don't Bounce Presents: Sports Weekend at the National Film Board (Feb. 17, 18 150 John St., Toronto). Happy 70th birthday to The Man who did NOT invent hip hop! 49ers Land of Misfit Toys vs Giants Momentum... BMore Ray-vens vs an inspired Tom Brady... What does Tebow have in common with James Brown, Dwele, Nate Dogg and D'Angelo? Joe Paterno, just stop talking. Nobody believes you! Why is distance running so white? Why do you want to know? And are black distance runners black enough for you? Roy Williams (UNC) is a coward! If Dikembe Mutombo sends you an email, don't answer. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S IN ALL CAPS!!! Sorry Stephen Curry, but those guys are better than you are... Fringe celebs and the recognition game... Canadians reward mediocrity and the Canadiens are mediocre. Sidney Crosby = Bo Jackson? Accents employed: African Village, Emmanuel Stewardese, Black Yao Ming... References: Bobby Byrd, Eric B & Rakim, Radio Raheem, Menace To Society, The Fat Boys, George Foreman, The Willie Lynch Letter, Bunny Wailer, King Clancy, Herb Carnegie, Black Star, Eric Roberson, racist street games and more... ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 36: We Live By The SWohrd!
December 14, 2011 09:05 PM PST
Your mind's NOT playin tricks on you! Special guests on ABDB Episode Jerome Bettis are Trill Mazeroski from Filling The Lanes and Willie D from The Geto Boys... Yes, THAT Willie D! Get Ready! Placebo effect is alive and well... We talk UFC 140, broken arms, guillotine chokes and more... Willie D likes MMA except for the kicking -- kicking is an insult... Khan-Peterson controversy? Don't leave it to the judges... Willie D claims not to know much about the Super Six final between Andre (S)Ward and Carl Froch, then analyzes the Super Six final between Andre (S)Ward and Carl Froch... RGIII wins the Heisman, so does the Tebow Effect mean he can play QB in the League? A peek behind the numbers explains the "magic" behind Tebow's 4th quarter QB rating... Brawl breaks out at the "Cincinnati Derby" and it raises a question: Who's a bigger opportunist, UC's self-righteous head coach Mick Cronin or the Hamilton Country (Ohio) prosecutor Joe Deters, who considered pressing charges... Willie D wisdom: NEVER run toward conflict! Hide your kids, hide your wife! David Stern is vetoing everybody out here! CP3 to the Clippers -- finally -- but what's the money and power game we're really playing here? Alberto Pujols? He Ain't Wit Bein Broke! Ryan Braun tests positive for juice and we're still waiting to hear him out. Would Jose Bautista receive the same benefit of the doubt? Doubt it... Tim Dog has no game... Shouts out to: Bomani Jones, Mista Bill, Geto Boys, Redhead Kingpin, Bumpy Knuckles, Kool Keith and more... Accents employed: Willie D 5th Ward Southern... REMEMBER: When somebody says "Look Hyuh, Main!", listen close to what comes next 'cuz it's gonna be good! All Balls Don't Bounce is: Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Find Trill on Twitter (@Trill_Mazeroski) and Filling The Lanes podcast. Find Willie D on Twitter (@WillieDLive) and on Facebook (facebook.com/willieDbookings)... email us at firstname.lastname@example.org... REMEMBER: Willie D WILL make a muhfu*ka Read These Nikes!!!All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 35: Praise Tebow, God's A Gambler
December 07, 2011 08:22 PM PST
ABDB welcomes special guest Quency "Almos' Def" Phillips, CEO of Fuzion Athlete Management, Northwestern Alum, Foster House product and, as stated, Mos Def dead ringer... Tellin' stories on the Iron Shiek... Tiger Wins! Remember when people thought Blaine Gabbert would be better than Cam Newton? Tebow deserves all kinda credit for his role in his team's wins, but all of it? C'mon!!! We present biblical evidence that God bets on football -- and Tebow benefits... Would you let your wife ride in a car with Ndamukong Suh? What does Suh have in common with Teddy P. and Usain Bolt? UNC-Kentucky = March Madness in December... Dwight Howard makes the Magic's CEO pull a Drake... Speculation running wild in the leadup to Free Agency Day...Vince Carter: Half-Man, Half-Employed... Jerry Sandusky's in jail as more rock's get overturned & Bernie's Fine because the State of New York is a pedophile haven... Cotto-Margarito: ¡Viva Puerto Rico! Agbeko, Mares, Moreno, Donaire and more -- the action in boxing is with the little guys... Peterson has a boxer's chance vs Amir Khah... Boxing HOF class announced, shout out to Hitman Hearns... Is Venezuelan oil money financing the Marlins' spending spree? Shouts out to: Northwestern, Foster House, Wall $t.'s ManBeast, Don Corleone, Ghana, Omar P., From the Jax, The Bible, Archie Manning, The Catholic Church, Tebow and Tebow and more... Find Quency on Twitter @FUZION... Accents employed: South Side of the Chi, workplace Jamaican, Cockney, Busted Wife & Revelationed Hubby... ABDB is Movement, Meaning, Mentality, Community and Conversation... Join the conversation. Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 34: ¡Viva Puerto Rico!
December 02, 2011 05:28 AM PST
Episode Walter Payton sees us back at the Penthouse, welcoming our special guest, El Orgullo de Puerto Rico and Lawton Oklahoma, Ed "The Sports Fan" Maisonet! This is the Underground Railroad of Podcasting: Cincinnati to T-Dot... All Balls Don't Bounce or belong on certain Toronto Schoolyards... Pay Thanksgiving... NBA players back at work (kinda), but apparently Glen Davis and Delonte West were already working... So, did ESPN ever plan to publish what it new about Bernie Fine? Why did they sit on that tape and did they manipulate this story because CNN trounced them on the Penn St. scandal? CFL Talk, much to the delight of The Man they call Sweets! Cantankerous Old Folks at it again! Morgan P is sick of all the Suh slander... Tebow! Guess Urban Meyer didn't really miss his family, suz he's back at work at Ohio State... McNabb -> Vince Young -> Vinny Testaverde -> Apollo Creed -> Clubber Lang --> Boxing Talk... Rematch Weekend! Did Ndamukong Suh referee Mares-Agbeko I? Cotto-Margarito II makes Ed's Boricua blood boil! Margarito is willing to die, but dying doesn't equal winning... Shouts out to: Bomani Jones, Rodimus Prime, NBA Geek, Filling The Lanes, @_mav_rick, @CocoQT81, @MMinthecity, Kenny Masenda and more... Accents employed: Sithiffricin, Canadian, Clubber Lang South Side of Chicagoese... References: Thin Lizzy, The Simpsons, Rockys III and IV, Tavares and more... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Movement, meaning, mentality, community and conversation... Find Ed on twitter (@edthesportsfan) or online (www.thesportsfanjournal.com)... Email ABDB at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 33: Penn State's Payback -- With Interest
November 23, 2011 09:42 PM PST
Episode Eddie Murray/Tony Dorsett/Kareem Abdul-Jabaar/Patrick Roy... Will's back in Parts Unknown, even though its well-known that this city has a People Mover nobody rides... No, it's not Springfield... Will's faulty internet prompts a conversational detour and our thoughts on John Carlos... Everybody Loves the Sunshine... Footie! MLS' Beckham Experiment ends with a title for Soccer Spice, but does anybody notice... Penn State scandal gets deeper and deeper, with Joe Pa pulling rank to protect the double standard that protected his players... As sex abuse allegations arise at Syracuse, Rony Seikaly defends the accused coach -- but he don't even know what he don't know... Obama hustles hoops to fund his re-election campaign... Verlander is the Cy Young and the MVP, but why can't Bautista catch a break? Is Dave Chappelle running Major League Baseball? 'Cuz it sure looks like we're headed for a racial draft!!! Ivan Calderon moving five times his weight in...weight! ... What's next for Julio Caesar Chavez, Jr? If Canelo can't beat Cintron this weekend... Cotto-Margarito II: An Eye For An Eye For An Eye... Has Will converted to the Church of Tebow? Will he if Denard Robinson makes the NFL? Shouts out to: Ed The Sports Fan, Corey Erdman, Will's BFF Darius Orlando Robinson, Stevie B, Jay Electronica, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, The Mighty Mighty Dells, Good Ol' Eddie Kane, Jr. and more... Accents employed: South African English, Caribeño Spanish, Canadian, Texican and more... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Community and Conversation; Movement, Meaning and Mentality... Find us on facebook or email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 32: Featuring Dr. John Carlos and Dave Zirin
November 17, 2011 11:11 PM PST
This episode's so dope it doesn't even need a title! The guests' names say it all!!! Dr. John and Dave join us after speaking to students and the community at York University and University of Toronto-Scarborough as part of the All Balls Don't Bounce Presents series... Dave can't believe how long our intro is, but he got jokes... The Penn St. scandal spreads its tentacles far and wide... How far does this cover up go? Carlos says everybody knew something, which explains why nobody offered Sandusky a job when he retired... Podcasting live from the hotel penthouse we're interrupted not once or twice but thrice... Carlos scares a security guard... NBA Lockout? Joe Barely Cares! Will there even be a season this year? The crew discusses... Six words that will save all the NBA's labour problems: Salary Cap Discipline and Revenue Sharing... Pugilism: Pacquaio struggles because styles make fights... Pac dogged it against Marquez to lure Mayweather into a fight? Sounds like Christian Science to me, 'cuz men walked the earth with dinosaurs... Let's be serious -- the fight here is between Mayweather and Arum... References: The Wire, The Simpsons, Soul Train, Tavares, The Matthew McConaughey Filmography and more... Accents Employed: SithIffrican, Moses Malone... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Movement, Meaning, Mentality, Community and Conversation... Dave Zirin must really like us & is our friend now... John Carlos is brilliant... and hilarious!!! Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org... we answer damn near all messages!!! Subscribe and Spread the Word!All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 31: The Danger of Arro-Ignorance
November 10, 2011 09:04 PM PST
It's been a long time -- we shouldna left you!!! Mrs. Dulce is under the weather, so while Sweets keeps her company, the one and only Roderick Morrow (aka the Tupac of podcasts, aka Rodimus Prime aka The Black Guy Who Tips) pinch hits and knocks it out of the park...ABDB Presents two evenings with the legendary John Carlos: November 14 at University of Toronto-Scarborough and November 17 at York University... visit www.allballsdontbounce.com for details. Major League Soccer free agent comes out of the closet -- progress, but how long until we see a gay superstar in men's team sport? Another MLB player kidnapped in Venezuela... That country is a little more seductive and a little more risky to MLB every year... JoePa out at Penn State and nobody here is shedding a tear for him... Arrogance + Ignorance = Arro-Ignoranc, and JoePa's ability to convince himself that he did the right thing regarding the allegations against Jerry Sandusky... Penn State as a University needs to establish an identity separate from football and Paterno... Memo to the NBA owners: Ultimatums don't work... Memo to hoops fans: MJ has been a jerk for a long time... Nick Young is still in the NBA? RIP Smokin' Joe... Big up all Glen Johnson massive!!! RE-speck! Is Lucian Bute pretty, handsome or sexy? James Kirkland's female trainer gives him his swagger back... Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez set to clash one last time... Pac likes the higher weight class, while Marquez' strength coach SWEARS he doesn't mess with steroids... around here... any more... So what happens if Pac Man loses? Traveling for Chitlins the blackest thing you can do... Special Guest's Website: www.theblackguywhotips.com Accents employed: JFK Boston & Glen Johnson Jamaican... Shouts out to: Dulce, Mrs. Dulce, Wm40a, Corey Erdman, Bomani Jones and more... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Movement, Meaning, Mentality, Community and Conversation!!! Email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 30: Live and Direct!
October 26, 2011 09:15 PM PDT
ABDB invades The Sport Gallery and connects with renowned artist Mark "Kurupt" Stoddart to podcast in front of a LIVE audience and broadcast LIVE over vokle.com... Kurupt fills us in on his Voices of the Past exhibit, talks Ali, Kareem and Fergie Jenkins... Wall $t talks about hustling old(er) folks for dough on the court... The crew jumps straight into Q&A from the studio and online... Canelo Alvarez violates sacred codes in a Mexican "poonch oop"... Will the NBA players ever form their own league? We can't get right so our sports talk is left... Shoutout to Tim "Rock" Raines... Next for Maravilla Martinez? Terrell Owens stages an open workout -- for crickets. Blackballed? Takes a real man to wear the name "Lovie"... The NCAA is talking about paying football and basketball players -- a pittance... NCAA graduation rates higher than ever and the people want to blame Basket Weaving... You guys know how hard it is to weave a good basket by hand? Yes, that is a championship ring from Northwestern! Pujols? He's about to make Mayweather Money! Ron Washington's power donut > LaRussa's bad dye job... Put skirts on female boxers if you want, but corrupt Olympic boxing is not sexy -- ever!!! ReeRee Phillips and her Scarborough accent come thru to spread the love... R.I.P. The Kill Shot... If Marquez beats Pacquiao we're all laughing!!! Will the NBA lockout ever end? References: Beat Street, The Warriors, The Mack, Reflection Eternal, Hyman Roth, The Godfather II, Prop Joe & The New Day Co-op, Satchel Paige and more... Accents employed: Español, Scarlem bredren talk... Shout out: Mark Stoddart (www.liwi68.com)... More shouts out: From The Jax, FScottHolla, Michael Tillery, Filling The Lanes, Rodimus Prime & Karen, the omnipresent Bomani Jones, Corey Erdman, Mel Doldron, Latino Por Vida Montiel, MandyPantsD, The Fabulous Parallel Parking Pacinthe, Nathaniel Anderson, ReeRee the Dynasty, Hugh Gordon, Craig Mannix and anyone else who braved the crappy weather to kick it with ABDB... Meaning, Movement and Mentality... Community and Conversation... All Balls Don't BounceAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 28: Canadian As Maple Syrup And Intolerance
October 12, 2011 11:15 PM PDT
Back again for Episode Warrick Dunn/Marshall Faulk/Darrell Green... A long tangent on hip hop with an aside on Uncle Charlie Wilson... ABDB finally reaches New Zealand and we're ready to dance about it... Will looking forward to a TurboSexophonic Delight of a title fight this weekend... RIP to Al Davis, who didn't need a reason to draft world class speed and didn't need a Rooney Rule to get him hire non-whites and women... Why does the "Superstars" competition no longer exist? Cuz stars are scared to lose! Football is relevant in the Bay Area again -- Raiders are winning and so are the Niners... Harbaugh proves it takes more than desire to change a culture and build a winner... The Lions still rolling, still roaring, still winning... So Tim Tebow is the starter in Denver and his fans expect him to walk on water -- and then turn that water into wine? PRAISE TEEE-SUS! The Denver Post's web site has a Tim Tebow section... Seriously! Maurice Clarett says the UFL should draft high schoolers... That idea might gain more traction if somebody else said it, because it makes perfect sense... How come nobody cares whether athletes in non-revenue sports go to college? Brandon Jennings taking basketball from the NBA owners and bringing it to the people... Tristan Thompson sends us on a long aside about hoops, hockey and the meaning of being Canadian... NBA Owners try to attract bees with vinegar and risk driving talent to other countries and turning the NBA into MLS... RIP Chauncey Hardy... Sweets' favourite fighter Kimbo Slice returns to the ring on Saturday and Duane can't wait... Hopkins-Dawson is a more important fight, even if it will probably be boring... Will's favourite MMA fighter Chael Sonnen keeps his xenophobia in check, pummels Brian Stann then calls out Anderson Silva in a Loser Leave Town match... but UFC doesn't like being compared to wrestling... Don Cherry and the real meaning of Canadianness... Don Cherry = Hank Williams + Sarah Palin + Dapper Dan's Haberdashery... Canada = a "tolerant" society whose "tolerance" includes "tolerating" intolerance (see: Cherry, Don)... What's worse: throwing a hot dog at Tiger Woods or throwing a shoe at G.W. Bush? They let pregnant chicks run Marathons? Will shares Thanksgiving dessert pie racial draft wisdom: Pumpkin--> Pilgrim; Sweet Potato --> Knee-Grow... Shouts out to: Delphrano, JFullDotNet, Rodiumus Prime, Bomani Jones, Destiny Nash, Darth Jeada, FTL, Classick Materia and more... imitations: Chael Sonnen, Manny Pacquiao... Refercences: Fly-Lingualism, Org Kun, Simpsons, Drake, Bocephus, Superstars, Smoky Mountain Wrestling and more... The P stands for "Preparing for Project heat" and "Practice Thanksgiving"... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Community and Conversation. Movement, Meaning and Mentality... Agree or Disagree, Love or Hate, email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 27: We're Not CRAY-ZEH....Are We?
October 05, 2011 10:29 PM PDT
Episode Steve Atwater/Eddie George/Mel Hall... should be Episode Peaches & Herb -- cuz we're Reunited and it feels so good!!! Sweets has an announcment about an upcoming ABDB event... Are you ready for some Rampant Redneckery? You should be, because Hank Williams is who we thought he was! The Guy who sings the MNF theme song fantasizes about the South winning the Civil War! Yikes! The Ohio State University student-athletes have a summer salary cap on their menial labour chump change... The OSU = The girl who has to tell you she's not crazy! How come these summer jobs are unrelated to actual careers? Isn't that a bigger problem? Are the "disturbing revelations" in the new Walter Payton biography all that "disturbing," or do they simply reveal a human being with flaws? Megatron Don and the Detroit Lions turning every Sunday into "Any Given."... Lions = a boxing prospect -- beating the people they're supposed to and looking to be tested... Eagles = Dream Team comparison laid to rest... thankfully!!! Before we label another team a Dream Team, journalists please Consider. Your. Source. Are you ready for some baseball? We are, for once! Rays show the Red Sox how Moneyball really works... Too bad nobody watches them... Will is to baseball fandom what the Crazy Girl is to Crazy -- if you gotta announce you aren't, you almost certainly are! If it's not fried in bacon fat, you're still a vegan... Is Stephen Jackson the best rapper int he NBA? Is Luol Deng an Afro-Caribbean? Jay-Z is old... NBA Lockout Drama... David Stern's finger-wagging could get him killed in D-Wade's neighbourhood... Does the union have true solidarity? Will the lack of traditional solidarity actually give them leverage? Why are agents getting involved? Sergio Martinez is a man without a weight class... Another star fires Emanuel Steward... This time, it's Miguel Cotto... How does an amateur trainer help you win a pro fight? He probably won't... Jermain Taylor and his bleeding brain are going to wind up fighiting in International Waters... Before we go, shouts out to small-town Arkansas... Shouts out to: Doug Williams, Jesse Dula, David Aaron, Gerald Conoway, les freres Parker, and more... Accents employed: Masshole, Canadian, Southern Twang, Suthun drawl... Admission: Morgan P meets an accent he can't conquer: References: Crazy Girls, Eddie Murphy, The Bus Boys, OJ Simpson, Snowbirds, Thin Lizzy, Rocky III, King Oliver, Louis Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Baby Wall $t., Mutton Chops & The Vinnie Johnson Theory, Dewey Bozella, Breaking Bad, The Wire and more... Big News: ABDB + Mark "Kurupt" Stoddart = a can't-miss live podcast live podcast event, Oct. 26, 6pm at the Sport Gallery 55 Mill Street, Building 32, Suite 103... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Community, Conversation, Movement, Meaning, Mentality... write to us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 26: Old Folks Are Cantankerous & Young Folks Are Broke
September 21, 2011 06:34 PM PDT
Pouring out grape drank for Duane "Sweets Watson"... Episode Willie Upshaw/Paul Palmer/Vinnie Johnson+Isiah Thomas... Special guest in the house, the one and only Bomani Jones!!! Damn you, Darius Lovehall! The Morning Jones Diaspora reminisces about the old days... Bo = Abraham? Mike Tyson's take on Sarah Palin and Glen Rice....two words: Re Pugnant... So just how did the ear-biting "Baddest Man on The Planet" became a parody of a parody of himself? Floyd. Mayweather. Did. Not. Cheat... Get. It. Through. Your. Skulls... He ain't no coward, neither... Bo riffs on Mayweather vs. Merchant and wrankles the Twittersphere... There's a difference between a threat and an observation... NFL is pass happy and people are losing their minds... Cam Newton is for real -- why is anybody surprised? Cam Newton and the search for white credit makes him like Mayweather... Is Vick vs Ryan as racial as it seems? Bo says no... Big Football programs are outgrowing the NCAA, basketball programs aren't, but they're all printing money... NCAA sells hand grenades like Ice T... Is the NCAA a cartel, a plantation or a pimp?...They're pimps -- see photo... NCAA = Bob Arum = Drake in Marvin's Room... Seriously... Would you take a loan from a poisonous snake? Cuz Kobe's Payday Loans is about to open for business... Shaq is the Big Teflon and the big idea thief... Shouts Out: Picayune Syntacticians (Wall $t), JD, Ed Maisonet, Jai All Day, Kumasi Vines, Rodimus Prime, Quency Phillips and more... References: Drake, Love Jones (both Marvin and Darius), Little Brother, Eldridge Cleaver, Sonny Liston and more... Accents employed: Masshole, Hardcore Canadian, a touch of Scotspañol... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Conversation and Community; Movement, Meaning and Mentality... Hit is up and we'll shout you out... firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 25: Ready For The World? Not Victor Ortiz...
September 15, 2011 10:09 PM PDT
Episode Rocket Ismail/Barry Bonds... Episode Mayweather KO ratio previewing the Ortiz showdown... recording late night at The House Bomani Jones Built... Special guest Corey Erdman sits in with the crew... Worldwide shouts out take us to Latin America... Wolverine + Kougar = Glen Rice + Sarah Palin... So, who plays them in the Porn Parody? Was this Palin's first ride on the Black Horse? We doubt it!!! Was OchoCinco out of bounds for tweeting that he admired Brady? Was Brady outta line for telling people to start drinking early? Does Brady realize Corey never needs to be told when to start drinking? Team Tebow buys a billboard, even though he's woefully underqualified to start in the NFL... The Brothers Klitschko = The Sisters Williams -- so dominant, it's almost boring... Chad Dawson switches coaches to train closer to his newborn baby -- smart move? Don't say NOTHIN' bad about B-Hop, cuz that's when Wall $t. go off!!! Sweet Pea too!!! Yuriorkis Gamboa is as good as you make him... Mayweather-Ortiz? Corey calls a whitewash... Wall $t. and Morgan P wonder why Mayweather inspires so much revisionist history... Money May = The pretty girl with average friends... Pouring out liquor for: Duane "Sweets" Watson... References: Several Rocky's, In Living Color, Tim Dog, RFTW, EPMD and more... Accents employed: Obligatory Boston, Mr. T Chicago, ScotSpanyol... All Balls Don't Bounce is Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation, so join us... email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 24: Conflation, Correlation, Causation
September 08, 2011 04:15 AM PDT
Back at The Penthouse for episode Wall $t/Kobe/Darnell Autry... Burning the midnight oil like we did back in the day... Shouts out to ABDB family around the world and a quick linguistic lesson before we get started... Jim Tressel gets a "job" and a "suspension"... Quotation marks needed because he doesn't really have either... Wall $t. & Sweets slyly accuse Morgan P. of being easy on Roger Goodell... whom Morgan P. later compares to Mr. Burns... USC Football honours its best students -- sort of... NCAA Football starts and everybody excited -- except Maryland fans, who have to look at the ugliest uniforms in the nation... Football discussion sparks a heated debate over Brandon Jennings, LeBron James and Barack Obama... RIP Lee Roy Selmon, whose restaurant turned Morgan P. into a drug mule for BBQ sauce... NFL's opening Sunday falls on 9/11 and Will & Duane are disgusted that the league is about to exploit the tragedy with an orgy of jingoism and football... Morgan P. is resigned, because exploitation and jingoism are the NFL's specialties... Hockey enforcer deaths and the Conflation of Correlation and Causation... Tillman, Hooton, Belak: the story gets lost in the chase for symbolism... Venus, Serena, Donald Young and the scramble for the next American Tennis Superstar... Mardy Fish and the yawning gap between top 8 and top 3... Can Donald Young make that leap? Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamp -- but now Willie Stargell does... Final charges dropped against Barry Bonds, but now how will Major League Baseball carry it with the still not-retired Bonds... If Vick had a friend like Greg Anderson maybe we woulda been spared Toure's foolishness... The legal system tries to intentionally walk Roger Clemens and he strikes out anyway... Sweets Plimpton... References: The Simpsons, The Wire, every 70s black sitcom, Common Sense, Black Dynamite... Accents employed: Boston, T-Dot, Northern Cities shift (aka Chicago plus Buffalo)... Shouts out to: Lee Roy Selmon's, Fucillo Chevrolet, Lockport Gambino Ford, 70's Comedy Dyslexia... All Balls Don't Bounce is: Meaning, Movement, Mentality AND Community and Conversation...We invite you to join them all... Love us, hate us or just wanna get in touch, email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 23: The Loneliness Of Dominance
August 31, 2011 12:19 PM PDT
ABDB finally has a sponsor and a special guest! Both named Snickers Pie! Episode 23 don't need a roll call... Happy Birthday to Michael Jackson and Perdita Felicien, tuning in from Korea... Shouts out to Northwestern... Big big BIG shout out to The Morning Jones... Before we get started, a message from Snickers Pie... IAAF World Championships Men's 100M Finals: The False Start Rule wins and everybody else loses... Can we stop tryna make a connection between Bolt's showboating and the false start? Thanks... Dayron Robles DQ'd from the 110 hurdles and says they're picking on him because he's Cuban... But it won't cost him endorsements 'cuz he's from the NCAA -- oops we mean Communist Cuba... Carl Lewis' (aka Silky The Pimp) political opponent drops out of the NJ Senate race 'cuz of his wife's reckless emailing... Is it illegal to get into a fight, or just to won one? Does the "S" in LSU stand for shoes? Another shot at Roger Goodell, because he's our Charles Dimry... "The Miami 12" have to repay "improper benefits," but "repay" them to whom? Tim Tebow, Randy Cross and the Hater Players... If the media hate Christian QBs, explain Kurt Warner... Michael Vick is a 100 millionaire again, but how does he respond to the pressure? Anderson Silva is still The Man --> The Loneliness of Dominance ... Memo: Silva don't need no damn catch weight! Other fighters can come to him 'cuz The Man don't meet you on YOUR terms... Usain Bolt vs. Morgan P. in Mississauga? To be The Man, you gotta make sure not lend Ric Flair money!!! Wall $t., The CyberPsychoanalyst, dissects the downfall of the Nature Boy... Sweets talks about his WOOO! Floyd Mayweather vs. Floyd Mayweather, Sr... Wall $t. talks about the time he (stupidly) talked to him Mom the way Floyd talks to his Dad... Morgan P. talks shares the story of his meeting with a 13-year-old Money Mayweather and the light it sheds on the current relationship between father and son... Serena isn't thinking about 2009 and neither are the fans -- so why are the media? Wall $t. has been dreaming about her, but that's a different story... Is Richard Williams fixing to create yet another generation of tennis stars? References: Maestro Fresh Wes, Black Star, The Simpsons (Australia Episode), 70s R&B, Ne-Yo, Bobo Brazil, Ronnie Garvin, Love Jones and more... Accents employed: Cherman, Boston, Yardie and more... ABDB vocab 1: "Cousin Pete" (v): To crash a family reunion just to get fed... ABDB vocab 2: "Profuciously" (adv.): Same as profusely or copiously... Sweets & Wall St. FINALLY get their just desserts!
All Balls Don't Bounce is a Conversation and a Community... It's a Movement and a Mentality... Subscribe, spread the word and reach out to us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 22: What If Tom Brady...Were BLACK?!?!?
August 25, 2011 10:11 PM PDT
If you ever need support knowin' who's on the court, you call -- All Balls Don't Bounce!!! Pimpers Paradise even more pimped out than ever... Shouts out to ABDB's ever-expanding circle of friends... Annika Sorenstam still beefing with Michelle Wie, says she spends to much time in class... seriously! Would she tell Terrelle Pryor to spend less time in class too? We go in on the NFL and Roger Goodell over the Pryor drama and the asinine rationale they offered fans... Love to Gil Scott-Heron regarding the NFL's stance on TP2, for the story didn't end there, so we didn't stop there... That's contempt for our intelligence... if the P stands for Pimpers Paradise, does MC stand for Mental Capacity? Panthers owner to Cam Newton: No tattoos for you... NFL Draft Combine scouting reports belong in the Homoerotica section of the bookstore... Hey, don't spoil my public hanging with your violence! 49ers co-owners says shootings bolster the case for a longer regular season... Really? Really. Contempt... ESPN answers the question nobody was asking: What if Michael Vick were white? And stop askin' that question if you can't give us new answers... seriously! Toure is That Dude, interpreting the Black world for White readers... Book of Job + Marvin's Room + Sports Commentary = the Toure column on Mike Vick... Toure also puts potholes in Dulce's lawn... Pat Summit, Sidney Crosby and the Road to Dementia... The Badwill tour of China... Is the UFC ready to head-to-head with boxing's cash calf? References: Sanford & Son, Kid-N-Play, K-Solo, Book of Job, Marvin's Room, Four Brothers and more... Accents employed: T_Dot Bredren, Masshole, England Mashup, Wall $t.'s Uncle Leon (God Bless The Dead)'s Original Lover of Choice Meats voice and more... Soundtrack: N'Sync, Drake, Ashford (RIP) and Simpson... All Balls Don't Bounce is a Movement and a Mentality, building Community and Conversation... Join us and spread the word... contact us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 21: Out-stan-ding!
August 17, 2011 07:57 PM PDT
We're finally LEGAL!!! Episode Roberto Clemente/Deion Sanders/Dominique Wilkins... The Human Highlight Film exploits Market Inefficiencies... Global shouts out -- Ghana, Ireland, Town & Country, Florida... Will got us kicked outta China... We talk fights off the top... Rampage Jackson is the Erik Morales of MMA... How about a UFC 205-pound title tourney? Great idea but do MMA fans want to see THAT much melanin -- Jones, Jackson, Rashad Evans and Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis? Sorry Paul Orndorff! Agbeko + Mares + nutshots = worst refereeing in history... Lucian Bute, Glen Johnson and stubborn Jamaican accents... Pacquiao still following Mayweather... Hope you guys remember Frank's Place because we reference it here... Kimbo Slice debuts as a pro boxer... Will makes Morgan P. cry with an 80s RnB reference from left field & Sweets gets us back on track... Where in the hell else are you gonna hear a sports talk show that can reference Kimbo Slice, John Steinbeck & The GAP Band in damn near the same sentence?!?!? Only ABDB!!! Oh yeah, just how do you become eligible for the NFL supplemental draft? OJ in trouble in prison, but we question the source... Scandal at The U: Hurricane Snitch Bitch scoops up players, payments and prostitutes... Imagine how much sooner this scandal woulda broken if Miami was actually still WINNING! UMiami president Donna Shalala has a "gunt"... Magic Johnson makes money, which is good because it keeps him outta the broadcast booth... LeBron Got Dunked on? Kobe Bryant was in church? Serena Williams plays tennis? Shouts out to: Wall $t's high school freshman hoops coach, Miss Tee Tee, Tim Reid, Lawrence Krisna Parker aka KRS-One, French Translation In Sports, St. Kitts, Ghana and Grand Cayman... Accents employed: Irish, Pilipino, Stubborn Jamaican... All Balls Don't Bounce: Movement. Mentality. Community. Conversation.All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 20: Industry Rule Number Four Thousand and Eighty
August 11, 2011 01:20 PM PDT
Botswana!!! Old Rappers Rule!!! Celebrating the 38th anniversary of the birth of Hip Hop Culture... Wall $t. was there... MC is the Bert Sugar of hip hop... Shouts out to ABDB Community Worldwide... Irony: Footie matches in England postponed due to rioting that has nothing to do with footie... What does an "Afro-Caribbean" look like? Wait, they play women's soccer in between World Cups? How does Chad Huit-Cinc sound? Shouts out to the NFL HOF class... Wall $t. shows his country roots... The Road to Ripped is a journey, but Sweets and Wall $t. are jealous of the detours... Blue Jays, Bautista, WhiteShirtGate, StolenSignMageddon... Was Sweets the man in the white shirt? How come the guy tipping off pitches always went for a hot dog when Aaron Hill was batting? You know what this is: Investigate then Authenticate! College athletes class action lawsuit could cost NCAA and EA a ton of cash... Once again NCAA = Cuba, except Los Hermanos Castro let their athletes have more cash than the NCAA does... NCAA coaches don't want their athletes tweeting...at all...unless they're recruiting said athletes... Black Planet = The First Social Network... Sheryl Swoopes isn't gay enough for a lot of folks... Industry Rule Number 4080: NBA Owners are shady... Wonder why we say pro sports = slavery? This is why... Shout out to James Cleveland Owens, 75 yrs after he copped four gold medals at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin... References: Stakes is High, De La Soul is Dead, The Simpsons, The Wire, Craig Mack, Beenie Man, Check The Rhime, Sean Price, Choclair, Tha Alkoholiks, The Notorious B.I.G Immortalized In Glass Form! Accents Employed: Jafaican, Boston, Slave, MC's All-England Mashup... ABDB is a Movement AND a Mentality!!! email@example.com ... Subscribe and spread the word...oh, the picture? Who we talkin' bout, y'all, is HIP HOP!All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 19: Straight Cash, Homey!
August 03, 2011 05:51 PM PDT
ABDB Ep Yzerman, Unitas, Alworth, Wilkens, Bautista, Bolt = Ep 19!!! ... Back at Pimper's Paradise... Wall $t. back from Parts Unknown World Tour... Iron Mike Sharpe is Canada's greatest athlete... Live Podcasting Rules! BBQ at Pimper's Paradise... Lexical Gaps and Media Upheaval... RIP The Morning Jones... MC is taking his talents to the other side of the newsroom... Requiem for Randy Moss? He might not be finished! "Straight Cash, Homey" and other Moss-isms... Winners and Losers in the NFL's shortest off-season ever... Damn the Tampa 2! Eagles = Heat = Champs on Paper... Patriots = NFL's Minimum Security Halfway House... Duke in trouble with the NCAA? How the eff? Wall $t looking over shoulders re: his dealings with big time boosters... Bryce Harper & baseball's double standards... Weaver, Guillen, Ordoñez and baseball's various "codes of conduct": Why can't I punch a pitcher when he strikes me out? The Irabu Effect: RIP to the man who ushered in the era of "Posting Fees"... Baseball's newest frontier of cheap labour: The Motherland! When is a little league champ NOT a little league champ? When they come from Uganda... Soccer, Boxing & MMA: Bad week for the Bradleys and a fallen Emperor... Chinese Basketball Association to locked out NBAers: No Combos, No Substitutions!!! References: Twice Inna Lifetime, "Journalistic Recidivism", WWE ol' skool jobbers, Old Dirty Bastard, Malcolm X's ex-communication... Accents employed: Spanish, North Shore Mass., French, Rand, West Virginia, Homey! All Balls Don't Bounce is a Movement AND a Mentality... reach us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 18: Mike Vick, Mike Phelps & The White Jackie Robinson
July 27, 2011 04:53 PM PDT
Morgan P is Free because the "P" stands for "Plea Bargain" ... ABDB doin' big numbers in China, 'til the government shuts us down! The NFL lockout is over, but who really wins? Owner agreed to agree to what they had agreed to from jump! Compressed pre-season, cuts coming fast and furious... One more Brett Favre rumour... Michael Vick is the master of 140 characters... Would your rather be Michael Vick's dog or Ben Roethlisberger's wife? Eff a lockout, NBA players are taking basketball to the people... The Lorenzen Wright mystery still unsolved... Did you guys know the WNBA All-Star Game went down the other day? Neither did we... WBNA = the healthy food we all should eat... NBA = the junk food we all crave... Carl Lewis should never open his mouth... Not to sing... Not to act... And NOT to insinuate that Usain Bolt is on drugs... Bolt, by the way, is human... Usain Bolt = Alex Anthopoulous: Managing Expectations... Usain Bolt + Michael Phelps = Michael Bolton, who somehow = Michael McDonald... Michael Phelps 1-for-3 at the World Championships -- end of an era? Not one but two Washington Nationals execs compares Bryce Harper's struggles to Jackie Robinson's scrutiny... We're not joking! Zab Judah loses the 140-pound championship of BKNY... Amir Khan is a Manny Pacquiao clone who is ready for Floyd? Really? Bernard Hopkins says he can take (Craig) David Haye, and we believe him... RIP Butch Lewis... RIP Joe Arroyo... Accents employed: Pilipino priend, Doobie Brother... Shouts out to: Rice U, Cornell U, New Hampshire, China and the rest of the map... All Balls Don't Bounce is a Movement and a Mentality... 5-star review us on iTunes... email us at email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 17: Roger Goodell is Sleeping With Your Mom!
July 21, 2011 02:33 PM PDT
Welcome to episode Wendel Clark (aka 17)... ABDB Movement and Mentality spread worldwide but we need you to make yourselves known to us! Sweets is happy cuz we're talking football and calling football "football"... the rest of us call it soccer and we're so glad the US team didn't win the Women's World Cup... Newsflash to the old guard of women's soccer: other countries are playing now, so good enough is no longer good enough... Rogaine? Apparently Jimmy the Greek was only half right about black NFLers: Yes, they were bred to play football, but they all sprung from the loins of NFL Commish Roger Goodell... This is the first and last time we indulge Gregg Doyel's desperate plea for attention... Colin Cowherd too... Colin Cowherd comes from the Homer Simpson School of Statistics... Yao Ming, Sim Bhullar and the search for the next giant of Asian basketball... Zab Judah vs Amir Khan in surrogate sparring session for their trainers, Sweet Pea Whitaker and Freddie Roach... Judah is still the Undisputed Champion of the Hood... Can ABDB turn itself into a sanctioning body and start giving out belts? Baseball HOF Weekend -- somewhere there's a writer who thinks Hank Aaron still hasn't proven he belongs in Cooperstown... Tennis HOF -- Andre Agassi wore a wig? P stands for Probation and Peligro... References: Mr.T, Glory, Marty Jannetty, Stringer Bell and more... Accents employed: Irish, Bajan, Dad, Slave...Trivia About: Equatorial Guinea... ABDB is movement AND a mentality.... firstname.lastname@example.org... follow us on twitter (@abdbmedia @sweetswatson @morganpcampbell) Download us on iTunes and leave us that 5-star review!!!!All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 16: Would You Piss On James Harrison?
July 14, 2011 10:22 PM PDT
Episode "Sweets" 16! MC and Sweets at the Palatial Penthouse while Wall $t. is still on his annual "Parts Unknown Tour"... Worldwide ABDB fam still checkin' in... ESPY Awards: Home of the "humble" athlete...or at least the perception of it...If you gotta tell us you're humble, you probably aren't...Michael Irvin comes out in support of the LGBT struggle, but that's not good enough for Sweets... We wonder where Alvin Harper stands on same-sex marriage...Hines Ward arrested in a car...again... ABDB and the lowest form of journalism -- the Twitter feed scavenge... So, what had Ward ingested that night? And was James Harrison loaded off it too?...Harrison's Men's Journal interview might have cost him some sponsors but it makes him an NRA hero... who goes hunting with a glock?...Jeter = Mr 3000... Home Run Derby still sucks...A boycott might actually have improved it...MC's had enough of people dumping on Latino players for not boycotting... Prosecutors in Roger Clemens case boycott common sense... Is there a racial angle to the Clemens case? A conspiracy afoot? Why don't we know the prosecutors' names?... NBA still locked out and players have overseas options....You know whose fault that is? The NBA's! Pondering a player-run league...Contemplating the Yao Ming effect... Chael Sonnen could beat us all up, but he's still a punk... Is the UFC going to market race-baiting? Rios and Antillon deliver big action....Erislandy Lara vs the Ski Mask All-Star Boxing Judges...Dulce Diez y Seis... P is for Punisher Punished... Wall $t's Skype voice! Find us on facebook and online www.allballsdontbounce.com.... email us at email@example.com...find us at the iTunes music store and leave a five-star review...All Balls Don't Bounce is a Movement and a MentalityAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 15: The Brothers Weren't Angry Anymore
July 07, 2011 09:18 PM PDT
¡Celebrando nuestro quinceañero! ... ABDB gets more worldwide love... Recap of ABDB Presents... Wall $t runs afoul of the LGBT Language Police... Ikea sucks... So does Roy WIlliams' wedding proposal... The best way to propose in absentia? Not to even consider it... NBA owners can't control their spending and somehow that's the players' fault? Uh, okay?... Memo to NBA: You're more popular than hockey but folks WILL forget about you if you stay away too long... Lookout for Kobe Bryant's Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings... Don't think perjury is a crime? Welcome to the Roger Clemens jury!...Why were the Barry and Marion trials necessary, yet Rocket and Lance trials are a waste of gov't money?...Can we please stop pretending that MLB steroid use is a public health issue?... Um, so what happened to that proposed Latino boycott of the All-Star Game in Arizona?... Are modern players spineless or are we trying to force a Tommie Smith/John Carlos moment?...How much responsibility can Jose Bautista assume? His shoulders are broad, but not steroid user broad... But seriously, what happened to all that big boycott talk?...Movement to put Pat Tillman in the football Hall of Fame, but does he belong there? ... Why are you questioning it? Do you hate America?...Michael Beasley busted with marijuana and a flimsy excuse... But Clemens' excuses are worse...And David Haye's are the WORST... His pinky toe stops him from planting his foot to punch but it doesn't stop him from running... We've already wasted too many words on Haye... If you like action catch Rios-Antillon... ABDB brings the action every week... Happy Birthday to Mike Tyson...RIP John Mackey, Steve McNair, Lorenzo Charles, Armen Gilliam...D stands for Dulce Duane Deflecting and Deferring....the P stands for Please stop with these allergies... Accents employed: TDot Bredren, London Bruv, Lt. Stitchie...dem nah badda wit de roo-mahnce...ABDB is a movement and mentality....find us on facebook, twitter and on the web... email us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 14: When Life Gives You Lemons...
June 29, 2011 07:12 PM PDT
...You draft Lithuanians!!!...ABDB Presents "Out: The Glenn Burke Story"... Pimper's Paradise is raunchier than ever...Dulce's a liar -- he calls us "humble"... We welcome our first ever guest "Out"producer Doug Harris aka DH aka the Designated Hitter... We have listeners from Germany to Georgetown, Grand Cayman...Wall $t vs the DH in HORSE. Who wins?...NBA Draft = big day for Canadian players... NBA Draft = Crappy day for Canadian fans... Are Raptors fans racist for rejecting the club's newest European?... Are white people too sensitive to racial issues?... Can Dwane Casey make the Raptors defenders, let alone contenders?...Raptors = Toronto FC, and we don't mean that in a good way... Just how did Mark Jackson get his coaching gig?... Clearing up misconceptions about Money Mayweather...We still can't hate him for leaving the plantation...Does Ortiz really have a chance in September?...Breaking down David Haye vs. Wladimir Klitschko... Divorce can ruin you: ask Shane Mosley or the L.A. Dodgers...All Alliteration, All the Time...Shouts out to Kareem Streete-Thompson, Elliott Richardson, Perdita Felicien, Dontae Richards-Kwok and ALL of David Haye's celebrity lookalikes... email@example.com... Find us at the iTunes music store...ABDB is a Movement AND a Mentality....All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 13: We Love Winners, Especially When They Lose
June 22, 2011 09:12 PM PDT
Pimper's Paradise is a Domicile of Disappointment... ABDB gets love from the Fatherland to the Low Country... We're soliciting shouts out using the word "hunnuh"... All-Canada Basketball Classic -- less than classic in several ways... B-Ball culture is stronger than ever in T-Dot, but no All-Star game has capitalized on it -- yet... Serena's back at Wimbledon and apparently she's more likeable now that she's less dominant... huh?... Serena = Tiger = Ali = Gale Sayers... Question: Anyone ever seen a study investigating why white people are good at something? Tiki Barber's back... try to contain your excitement... recounting the low-points in Tiki's broadcast career... Ohio St. Athletes play for money -- Tiki plays for attention... FIFA strikes again... Suddenly Jack Warner like to lea' yo' islan'! Canadian soccer officials enforce FIFA's picayune rules while the national team flounders... An anniversary for Ali... David Tyree claims to be willing to martyr himself to prevent same-sex marriage... David Tyree is a former NY Giant and not an author of sleazy romance novels... Tyree = Bart Simpson when "I didn't do it"... June 30 at the Carleton Theatre, catch our presentation of "Out: The Glenn Burke Story"... Accents employed: Low Country grammar, T-Dot Bredren talk...The P stands for "Philippians" and "Proverbs 26:11"... ABDB is a Movement AND a Mentality! Contact us at firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 12: Rhymes With "Fake Rhythm"
June 17, 2011 10:37 AM PDT
ABDB in the Community: June 22 at University of Toronto and June 30 presenting the Canadian Premiere of "Out: The Glenn Burke Story."... Back at the Palatial Penthouse... FIFA has a chance to build a bridge -- but blows it up instead... Lance Armstrong allegedly strong-arming witnesses... Mr. Livestrong graduates from steroids to fraud to witness intimidation, yet LeBron and Terrelle Pryor represent whats wrong with sports? Uh, okay... Yes, LeBron started it (see: Decision, The)... But the hatred coming his way has nothing to do with the hatED and everything to do with the hatERs... The factor fuelling this runaway hatred? Rhymes with "Fake Rhythm."... "Professional rioters invade Vancouver and the hockey community blames Jari Kurri (u know...left wingers)... All riots are NOT created equal... UNC Football players generate big revenue thru tickets -- parking tickets...Derek Jeter and the ssllloooow crawl to 3,000 hits... Boxing Hall of Fame Inductee shouts out...Julio Cesar Chavez says Meldrick Taylor was his toughest fight and Will disagrees -- vehemently... Sweets and Mrs. Dulce embrace the new... MC reveals his legal issues and his knack for accents: Pilipino, Australian, South African, T-Dot Bredren... Will still scarred over Whitaker/Chavez... Sweets and MC Rhyme the World in 80 days... All Balls Don't Bounce is a Movement AND a Mentality... email@example.com .... Find us at the iTunes Music Store and leave a 5-star review...All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 11: Student-Athletes at Your Indentured Service
June 08, 2011 04:52 PM PDT
Pimper's Paradise is a Bastion of Bathing Beauties...ABDB gets love from Beijing to San Juan...Tiger Woods skips the U.S. Open...Terrelle Pryor skips school... So, if a player's autograph is worth money, why can't he sell it? ... Why can't people tell the difference between rule, laws and logic?...NCAA = The Cuban Sport System - except Cuban "amateurs" have a little more room to profit...Terrelle Pryor = El Duque...Plaxico = Mike Tyson cuz prison restored his mystique...ABDN talks the other football...How do you pronounce "Qatar"?... FIFA fights fraud with fraud....Who polices FIFA anyway?... Back to OSU and their boosters... At some point the maintenance man provides proof we record LIVE... Dude in the Pimper's Paradise courtyard kicks lame game...Super Six finals are set and we're excited...Money Mayweather set to return to the ring, but never to the plantation...The NBA Finals take place in the shadow of their own sublots...Dirk's Flu...Lebron's silent superstardom...Li Na wins the French Open but can she change the game in China... ABDB + Black Pearls = an engaging discussion of sexism in sport, June 22 7pm Woodsworth College at U of T... Sweets knows sponsorship...Will channels his inner Dwayne Johnson...MC invents at 17-dollar-word...P stands for Peking, Papi Chulo, and Plethora of Parallels....All Balls Don't Bounce is a Movement and a Mentality... firstname.lastname@example.orgAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 10: Ohio State of Affairs
June 03, 2011 12:33 AM PDT
Worldwide ABDB Fam and the Country Grammar Spelling Challenge...RIP to the Gil Scott Heron...Bernard Hopkins still beating down Father Time... Shaquille O'Neal retires -- what's his legacy?...So the SweaterVest isn't made of Kevlar...Tressel shoulda listened to Jay Electronica's mama -- Never throw a stone and hide your hand...Scottie Pippen, LeBron James and the Myth of Michael Jordan...NBA Finals and the Legend of Dirk Nowitzki...Hey Atlanta, did y'all even notice your hockey team leaving?...Braylon Edwards is a human being of his word...ABDB warming up in the Morning Jones bullpen...we respond to all emails...The P stands for Poet, Prophet and Precipitous...All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 9: We Fight On That Lie!
May 25, 2011 05:23 PM PDT
Back at Pimper's Paradise AKA Duane's crib...Shoutouts to the global ABDB fam... Derrick Rose tries to tiptoe around the steroid issue -- fails... Jose Bautista still raking and we still "gotta ask the question"...or do we?... Lance Armstrong = Slim Charles, cuz he will FIGHT on that lie!... Lance Armstrong = Ben Johnson, the fastest juicer in a sport full of juicers...RIP Macho Man Savage, WWE AntiHero and king of the Promo... Ray Lewis aint cutting WWE promos -- his interviews just sound like them...The World According to Ray: Crime will spike if the NFL lockout persists...Uh, OK, Ray... ABDB = The Podcast Mecca... Listeners = Pilgrims, traveling from around the globe to join our community...Why we'll never see another U.S. arena called "The Mecca"... We break out the broad brushes...Kareem's Legacy -- he needs to meet a sculptor...NBA playoffs...Sweets kinda digs the Mavs...LeBron is who we thought he was...Full Force Get Busy One TIme! ... Joakim Noah runs off at the mouth...Best Rapper in NBA history? It aint Carlos Boozer... Will kills the air quotes... Sweets mulls a nickname change... the P stands for "Pilgrim" and "PJ Carlesimo."
It's a Movement and a MentalityAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 8: Who You Callin' An Uncle Tom?
May 18, 2011 11:33 PM PDT
Phoenix Suns president Rick Welts reveals his homosexuality -- courageous...Ain't is strange how the newspapers play with the language? ...Former Villanova BBall player Will Sheridan also comes out the closet -- opportunistic...Will Sheridan steals four minutes of our lives... Celebrating Ocho Cinco...Newsroom fear turns non-events into big stories, especially if they involved the Miami Heat...JJ Barea = Wes Welker...Udonis Haslem = 5 hour energy... 10 years after Iverson hits the Raptors for 54 and 52 in the playoffs, we examine The Iverson Effect... Donovan McNabb isn't black enough for Bernard Hopkins...Why do white media suddenly care so deeply about intra-racial tension?... In a word -- Voyeurism...In another word -- Racism...Duane's D stands for "Dulce,"...Obligatory Northwestern shoutouts...College Super Seniors... equal treatment for wack rappers... The "P" stands for "PJs" and "Project Heat"... email@example.comAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 7: Immigration. Agitiation. Stand up, Aquille Carr Nation
May 11, 2011 12:06 PM PDT
ABDB TALKS HOCKEY!!!!!!!...One of the NBA's most respected minds and one of the NHL's least respected players each spoke out on social issues this week... Sean Avery's pro-gay marriage PSA causes -- you guessed it -- a stir... Gus Johnson's rocket ride hits a glass ceiling at CBS...Pacquiao plateaus, PacPololgists strangely silent...Lakers = Shane Mosley... Celtics = Carlito Brigante... Heat = Benny Blanco from the Bronx... Garnett, Kobe, J. O'Neal = 34 goin on 43...Don't let the NBA's age requirement fool you: Preps-to-Pros is alive and well... Witness: $750,000 contract offer for Baltimore high school sophomore Aquille Carr...Fun with One-and-Done comes to Canada... Canada's national Basketball all-star game featuring masters of the trapezoid lane... Will is old... Duane never passed a chocolate cake without taking a taste...Tolerance is a dirty word...P stands for Pragmatic, Paradigm and plenty of other things...All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 6: Tribalism, Twitter &The New Sports "Journalism"
May 05, 2011 03:07 PM PDT
ABDB has friends all over the planet... U-S-A! U-S-A! Tribalism in the games we play...Rashard Mendenhall and Tashard Choice pay the price for exercising 1st amendement rights... Stories according to MC: Facts, Acts, Quotes... Twitter makes journalists lazier than ever, and readers lose big...Hines Ward: Racial Profiling With the Stars...Yes it's racial profiling, ask Chris Johnson...NFL's mixed message -- drafting players to knock them out... Can you name a Cleveland Indian?...Andre Ethier's not French? ... Is Jose Bautista for real?... Chicago Bulls = Meldrick Taylor... Celtics = Grumpy Old Men... Thunder = Herschel Walker (cuz they're bipolar)... Lakers = Main Source (Lookin at the Front Door...Ready to Go)... UFC, GSP, and Hominick's Hematoma...: Pacquiao Pight Night! Pray for Shane... Betting Big on Little League Football... The P stands for Pugilism, Parallel and Penny Lover....All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 5: Pimper's Paradise
April 27, 2011 10:55 PM PDT
Sweets Watson's party pad...Courts quash the NFL lockout, so the owners go searching for a "friendlier" judge -- cuz one who simply follows the law isn't good enough...Jim Tressel's kevlar sweater vest... Herbstreit: OSU needs to stop recruiting future pros...cuz, u know, he went to OSU for the "communications" program... NCAA Schools -- screwing men AND women in the name of gender equity...An All Balls Don't Bounce Bowl?... UFC 129 and the triumph of selling perceptions... Boxing = Horseracing = Herpes... MMA = NASCAR = generic valtrex... Duncan et all succumb to Father Time...Is Kobe Next?...Wall $t's Coaching clichés...Blahzay, Jeru, Conditioning Conditioned... P Stands for Penthouse Pimper's Paradise of Palatial Presumptions...All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 4: Fun With One & Done
April 21, 2011 05:55 AM PDT
Question for Bobby Knight: Where did Roy Halladay go to college? That's right...he didn't, and nobody cares because he doesn't play a revenue sport... Auburn Football and the O'Douls of performance enhancers... Jason Kidd earns his J... Derek Rose would be much better off watching the playoffs than playing in them...right?... If steroids make you good at baseball, explain Manny's .059...Auburn Football and the Pyramid Scheme of performance enhancers...MMA doesn't rule -- it just convinces you it does... Baseball doesn't tolerate cheaters...unless it's waxing nostalgic about cheaters...Boxing isn't dead -- it's just sleeping...Notre Dame's shameful cover-upAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 3: Barry Bonds' Unforgivable Blackness
April 13, 2011 11:57 PM PDT
Barry Bonds prosecution was NOT about race, so put your black fist tees away... Danroy Henry, double standards and the "N****r Freeze Award"... Your life is worth more if you play sports.. Not Just A Game rocks ReelWorld... NBA Playoffs, Lockout and ripple effect...Is Kobe a Homophobe?... If Charlie V disappears from the league who will miss him besides his elocution teacher, Shaquille O'Neal... Tiger, The Masters and the R-word...Point shaving at San Diego's other NCAA School... Stakes is High... Like Water For Chocolate... Will's encyclopedic knowledge of NBA scrubs...All Roads Lead to Evanston...The P stands for Penthouse, Proclivities and PresumptuousAll Balls Don't Bounce Episode 2: Sometimes They Swing
April 07, 2011 01:10 AM PDT
The existential and practical dilemmas of gay and transgendered athletes... Mixed martial arts and latent homoerotic yearnings... When a bball team's shooting percentage is lower than the drinking age -- trouble..."Brown Skin Lady"...Roger Goodell's neck has 2 sides and he talks outta both... Sox Nation panics... "The Bizness" ... Pilipino, Boston and Buffalo accents... LeBron James the latest slave to own a piece of the plantation...all that delivered with the honesty and humour that made the ABDB crew famous -- or will one day...don't mind the label, it's not that explicit...All Balls Don't Bounce Episode 1: The Flavour Of The Month? Swirl
March 30, 2011 12:02 AM PDT
In our premiere episode the All Balls Don't Bounce crew dives straight into the hottest topics in sports...Aqib Talib violates an NFL conduct policy that doesn't exist...Hatred for Cam Newton...Barry Bonds' balls...Roy Jones and the Road to Dementia...and it's time to stop comparing every successful Halfrican-American to Barack Obama...yes, we're talkinbout Shaka Smart.
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