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All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 71: The Sum Of Our Fears
May 09, 2013 05:44 AM PDT
Fear Not, Fear Not! Once again The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. submit to you All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode Evgeni Malkin. We stay winnin' on our Champagne Campaign in bringing you the stories behind the stories in sports! Duane is deep into his nicknomenclature as we set it off with gang signs in athletics, futbol never getting any positive burn on the show & some Roger Clemens slander to boot... Will & Duane shade Ray Lewis a bit as they debate the validity of a Shark calling out a Tiger... Sweets catches a case of temporarily permanent amnesia when we fete The GOAT on his nuptials... Brian Burke launches a sophisticated lawsuit & the Twitter screets shudder in fear! Our special guest Andy Fruman aka @GrumpyOldSport from SB Nation's Bad Left Hook is on the check-in with The WMDs to chat The Fistic Arts... Risk/Reward factor for the most anticipated bout in MMA history is examined... Something is rotten in the state of Argentina... Paulie Malignaggi plays patsy for the Can Man... After Floyd Mayweather's virtuoso performance over Robert Guerrero, we ask Andy what's next on the menu for Money & why he may or may not be the Best To Ever Do It in Boxing... The NCAA is looking to amend football coaches' Friends & Family Plan while sweatshop workers are now making as much as some student-ath-o-letes... Simpin' Ain't Easy, Mario Williams... Will's been in Canada too long... Chris Kluwe is out of Minnesota, but is it for being outspoken? Amateur extortion scheming amuses Sweets & Wall $t... Last but not least, The Curious Tale of Jason Collins & the contradictory idea of support... ACCENTS EMPLOYED: Lounge Sanga Stitcher, Facinda-ing, JangaLang JangaLang... REFERENCES: Dear Summer, An-Fer-Nee, Webster, The N-Word, Antwan Patton, Baby Pee Dealers, Litigious, The Ewing Wedding Theory, #iBeThePappy TV, Tha Liks, Fidel Castro, Woodsy The Owl, Empty Calories, Burners, Twitter Tofu, Solution In Song, Simptastically Incorrect, Pulp Fiction, Excommunication, The Mexican Hunter & MORE! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 70: The Shift
April 25, 2013 06:04 AM PDT
We keep gettin' our math up & thank you for allowing us to keep droppin' that sports talk science. We spread el ooh vee eee! It's The ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Artie Donovan, where you'll love it when they call on Big Papi! Wall $t stops himself on the first of many a slippery slopes we face on the show. Sweets has geography problems that we make history quick & reminds us that rights can never be wrong, right? Dennis Rodman doesn't rock a snitch jacket, Jon Bon Jovi's son is not wanted dead or alive & Lance Armstrong is downsizing for the impending storm... Duane & Will examine the 2013 WNBA Draft & wonder about the future of the league... We look at the Delicate Ballet around Kobe Bryant... The first round of the NBA Playoffs have revealed that you should never test old man screnf, never let your insurance lapse with Cliff Paul or never disrespect Mr. Mama, There Goes That Man! The WMDs slander names from the Gulf Coast & discuss "The Black Problem" in baseball... The class action suit vs the NFL may have just gotten tighter... What does Britney Griner have to do with the NFL Draft? Wall $t & Sweets sniff out the pyramid scheming of the "new" BCS bowl playoff system... Will violates Fallon Fox, but not like Matt Mitrione did! Some of Chael Sonnen's best friends are... you know what? Nevermind... Will "The Canelo Curse" befall Money Mayweather on May 4th? Accents Employed: Menino Mashup, Boston Strongese, The Truman Show Promos, Kyrie Irving Vowels, Mora Iversoning... References: Booker T, Corporate Brown Nosing, Deval Patrick, Conspiracy Theories, Harvey Levin, Border Wars, Pop Rocks, Pre-Crime, Unleavened, Blazay Blazay, Skull & Bones, Earl Stevens, @MagnumPrime, ABDB TV, Retirement Checks, #ComicSans, Run TMC, Gone With The Wind, Tangentializing, Black Woman Hair Politics, Gordon Solie, Disputing Undisputing, Syntactionally Incorrect, Rich Kidd & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 69: Consider The Source
April 05, 2013 05:57 AM PDT
Amidst the cacophony of fake hustle sports debate & prevarication, a true voice rises & The Incredible Two Man team carries the torch to bring you the stories behind the stories! Welcome to ABDB Episode Andy Desjardins! Duane & Will stretch their hockey knowledge to its limits right after the NHL trade deadline... They also speak on a unique barter system in the NFL, a resurrection that has no tie to Easter & a moment of Ardent AssClownery... We set it off with The Curious Case Of Kevin Ware, where love don't pay the bills, but... Are we all wrong about Brittney Griner? Sweets & Wall $t. examine the Truth & Consequences for Aquille Carr... Andrew Wiggins must make The Decision II & John Calipari wants IN! We look at Mike Rice's Scarlet Letter & find out why Oregon Ducks forward Arsalan Kazemi bounced quick fast like Ramadan from Rice University... We pat the pockets of Andy Enfield while Will lobbies hard for a friend & destroys a Biblical reference... The guys commiserate over the loneliness of Being Kareem as new UCLA coach Steve Alford helps us to punctuate the hypocrisy of a sick system... Duane thinks Will's spending too much time eye hustlin' on Alex Rodriguez' wallet... Can you bet on Black with the Atlanta Braves outfield & not sound racist? Jay-Z & Robinson Cano: The Fear of Black Partnership... Why is HBO Boxing so emotional & is Adrien Broner the reason? Robert Guerrero, meet Plaxico Burress... Donovan McNabb wants to know why it's Hatin' if it's The Truth... Which 'Cism is it as Sweets tries to sidestep the Elephant in the room... Accents Employed: Barry White Stitcher, The "B" In "Subtle" Shit Starter, Bodymore Murderland Deserve... References: Duval Clear, The Shocker, Air Winking, Hockey Trophies, Incontinence, Lauryn Hill, Machiavelli, Judge Mathis, Michael Irvin, Rapper Name Checking, The Large Professor, Kriss Kross, NWO, Lenny Wilkens, Tri-Curiosity, The 4 Basic Food Groups Of Texas, Worker's Compensation, Chris Rock, Robitussin, Ed O'Bannon, Outsourcing, God's Image, Morgan P. Campbell, The Maury Show, Lack Of Institutional Control, Tiny Lister, The Harvard Of The South, al-Qaeda, Tim Donaghy Smile, Litigious, #FreeJoeyGreco, Percy Miller, Rap-A-Lot, Carlton Ridenhour, Catching Feelings, Felonious Stupidity, #NoRomo, Rakim and MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
March 14, 2013 06:11 AM PDT
We Can Do All Things! And it's a Celebration, Bitches!!! The WMDs just created a holiday & you're all invited! Papal Conclaves mean nothing to us unless Tim Tebow wins! No Holy Water & we don't drink, but Duane & Will want you to pray to The Patron Saint of Smooth Sports Talk Flow, St. Ides (aka Good Day O'Shea), & listen responsibly! Welcome to ABDB Episode L.C. Greenwood! We commence with Wall $t. quoting The Bard & Sweets bequeathing titles... Are NFL teams wondering if league prospects are "Tight Ends" Or "Wide Receivers"? C'mon, Dog! Leave Mike Vick alone! eThugs & iGangstas Beware! The Incredible Two Man Team disagree on hockey etiquette, criminality & how Donovan McNabb got onto the ice... As best wishes & happy trails are blazed, Everest College got next & we keep it a buck with Mo Rivera... Did Will throw shade on a blind kid? 2013 has not been a great year for Brandon E. Knight! Happy Born Day Shouts to the Chris Jericho of the NFL, The Teflon Rape Don, The Cyborg, A Guy Named Dick & Sweets offers some "booger sugar" to the wrong baseball coke fiend! The Executioner kills a King & a Cloud all in one night... Junior gets taxed for the Wake & Bake... Manny Pacquiao channels his inner Rod Tidwell as he tries to become an Ambassador of Yuan... Florida Boxing Commission & Wall $t. ask "What Da Tuck"? French Canadians get a bad rap in the trash talk game from Will... Ben Howland can get you to the NBA, but... Our listeners are asked to help us when The Catholic 7 just won't do... The NBA is about to test for HGH & Hedo Turkoglu is scuuured... Bud Selig is The Pot Calling The Kettle Wack... Diplomatic Relations between Canada & their neighbor Mexico may never be the same again, Sweets drops a classic wrasslin' reference & Larry Walker is all about the overkill... Friends don't let friends end a great podcast with a bad story, so... A different kind of Hurricane Hugo ends in Venezuela & Major League Baseball owners rejoice... Accents Employed: Ahmuricun... References: Racist Mascots, Shakespeare, The Kniiiiifffe, The Girlfriend Whisperer, Keyboard Courage, #RampantBlackMulletry, Massengill, Ed Maisonette, Memes, Jerry McGuire, FiF, Fallon Fox, Dr. Richard Raskind, Canadian Impaired, Snot Boogie, Brent Scott, En Fuego, Gub'ment Names, Human Currency, Uganda & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 67: And The Winner Is...
March 01, 2013 06:27 AM PST
The suspense is OVER! The Red Carpet is rolled our for the return of The Incredible Two Man Team of Duane "Sweets" Watson & "Wall $t" Will Strickland. With no further adieu, the award for the Best Sports Talk Podcast on the planet is... We open the festivities on ABDB Episode Bob Kuechenberg with a fascinating display of Will's hockey knowledge before getting our super sleuthing on with the Oscar Pistorius case... Youth hockey is a trip & the excursion toward sense & sensibility at the NCAA is an ongoing struggle... Johnny Manziel creates a new term: Student-Celebrity... Sweets doesn't care about the World Baseball Classic, but loves Ugandan Little League play... We discuss Halls Of Fame equality, Duane's dirty secret about Shannon Sharpe, Will's beef & the value of Prime Ministerial Love... #RampantBlackRedneckery rears it head as Danica Patrick's showing at Daytona has us asking questions we hope are answered... While young Black drivers are breaking down barriers in NASCAR, seems Footie continues to be clueless. Duane Watson has a theory, but you better not call it "soccer"! We shift from the pitch to the gridiron & chat on how good it is to be The King... Rhonda Rousey makes herstory & history... Is the biggest fight on Canadian soil in its history The Sound Of One Hand Clapping? Can The Can Man Be The Man? Sweets & Wall $t speak on why it's called prizefighting & why Floyd Mayweather is the best in the World at finding that prize... As the Madness of March is upon us, the winds of change blow strong in the SEC... Who's the Men's College Basketball Player of the Year? Dennis Rodman: Diplomat? Derek Fisher is all about Family First & the Indiana Pacers invite the Warriors come out to plaaaaa-aaa-aaaay!!! Accents Employed: Ricardo Montelban, Correspondent Course Johnny, Formal Slave Owner... References: Chuck D, Heredity, OJ Simpson, Chris Benoit, The Karate Kid, The U, The Chosen One, The Fab Five, Russell Peters, Alimoe, And1 Mixtapes, Panty Hose Bandit, Willie Dennis, For Us By Us, Taking The Pole, KKK, Verbal Diarrhea, Gina Carano, Diversity, PSY, #NoSandusky, Otto-Matic & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 66: The Vapors
February 01, 2013 07:05 AM PST
Can you feel it? Nothin' can save ya, for this is the season of catching the vapors! Welcome to ABDB Ep. Mario Lemieux as we skate further & further into Suspension of Disbelief with sports! Who you CAN trust to walk you through the fog, carrying the torch is The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t.! The requisite housekeeping out the way, we set it off with some quick hits around the world of sport. As per usual, Happy Trails are wished, Congrats are offered, Rest In Power shouts out are given & Happy Birthday love is spread... The Black History Eve Edition of ABDB would not be as groundbreakingly complete without pioneer & Friend of the Program, Nicholas "Nick NoHeart" Tuths, writer/producer/blogger of MSNBC's "The Cycle" & formerly of "Filling The Lanes"... Right off the rip, we acknowledge Eric Cartman had a Dream, but when the NCAA gets a bitch, they got a bitch... Even Peyton Manning can't save University Of Tennessee right now... Nick's love for leprechauns gets revealed because of Manti Te'o & money... What's the meaning of so many underclassmen declaring eligible for the NFL? Deer Antler Spray: It's What For Dinner! As The Super Bowl is upon us, the guys examine of The Paradox Of Ray Lewis... Could "The Ball Hawk" Ed Reed become The New Ray Allen? The NFL says "No Bueno" to The Harbaugh Bowl... Randy Moss vs. Jerry Rice: No Competition... Chris Culliver gets his Super Bowl shine on in the wrong way... Is Colin Kaepernick "One Take Hov?" Does Roger Goodell care what you think of him? Bernard Pollard's vision of the NFL that won't exist in 30 years may have been previewed in the Pro Bowl... Nick, Will & Duane prognosticate on the Super Bowl before we finally retire Alex Rodriguez & dole his dough out to Joe Flacco... The WMD's shift gears into hoops as the NCAA channels their inner Tu Holloway... we examine some "Subjects Of Interest" in men's college basketball before reviewing the biggest game of the year... Billy Hunter gets his spring cleaning done early... Are the Celts done without Rajon Rondo... Robert Parish: A Chief In Celtics Clothing... By Kobe! We Think The Lakers Get It... As we wind it down, we look at whether or not Chris Bosh a Hall Of Famer & Allen Iverson's influence on the NBA... Accents Employed: Stitcher Remix, Black & Sassy, Bad Mary. J. Blige... References: Marcel Hall, Super Mario, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Nicky Gypsy, Stopping Short, Navarre, Character, Jungle Noises, Post-Racial, Hammurabi's Code, Dave Chappelle, 2 Piece & Biscuit, "Regular" Guys, The Roc, Assists, Pop-A-Shot, Balance, Shuffleboard, The Oracle, Old Man Strength, Ken Griffey Home Run Derby, Filling The Lanes, The Cycle, Yacubian, Shamateurism, Brockovichian, Tee Martin, Vincent Yarborough, Boston College, Slim Charles, Twist, S.W.A.T.S., Pen Cameras, #NoRomonowski, Django Unspoken, Butthurt, Doug Williams, Pussification, 1On1 Knockout, Snowbirds, HiiiYoooo, Phi Slama Jama, YCMA Old Man Game, The Fab Five, The Kang, Soul Glo, D12 Shade, Joe Barely Cares, Kareem Syndrome, Ed Archer & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
January 18, 2013 05:31 AM PST
2013 is here & The Incredible Two Man Team welcomes you to The Elvin Bethea Edition of All Balls Don't Bounce! A little housekeeping is in order after a month away & we come out swinging! Money Can't Buy Tiger Woods Love, But... Move Over, Jamaican Bobsled Team... More Syracuse Orange Crush... Kevin Prince-Boateng Kicks Racism In The Teeth, Kinda... Will & Duane talk a little bowling, but there's no 7-10 split... Wade Davis is a Closet Shaker... Congrats are in order for some NFL Hall Of Fame nominees & Popeye's son... Happy B-Day Shouts are on hulk, but well worth it... Muhammad Ali's unrivaled greatness is discussed with our first guest, filmmaker Amani Martin... We bring in the Heavyweight Sportswriting Champ of Philly, Michael Tillery, to rock the mic with Sweets & Wall $t. on the happiest guy on the planet in Lance Armstrong now that Manti T'eo has apparently duped us all... Manti! Say It Ain't T'eo! Staying in South Bend, we Welcome You To The Terrordome: Notre Dame Football's Golden Dome Of Silence & look at The Great Paper Caper that was Fighting Irish's run to the BCS Championship Game... The Guys ponder if only Chris Rainey had spoken to Big Ben first... Did Bernie Kosar find a way to save the NFL some money? The Curious Case Of The NFL Coaching Carousel is a topic of great discussion before we make our picks in the AFC & NFC Championship games... Though baseball writers told us the 1990's never happened per their Hall Of Fame votes, Mizzo, Sweets & Wall $t weigh in with thoughts... The Brothers see how righteous it is to be down with The Pope, take you to venues where you can get in for free, but it'll cost you & check why Gregg Popovich gets a summons to appear in Florida since his players didn't... Melo! You familiar with the phenom professionally known as Rockwell? Could LeBron James correct The Mistake By The Lake? As we push back from the Grown Folks' Table after a full serving of great sports talk, Michael, Will & Duane wonder if 50 years after Dr. Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech, how much has really changed for the Black Athlete in America? Accents Employed: JaFakin', Boxeo, French Canadianese, WhistleBlower Whine, Gritty Gutty See... References: Early Retirement Plan, Danny Schayes, North Pole Hoops, On Point, Co-Ed Hoops Challenge, Simping, The Beatles, The Wall St. Journal Of Yard, Inducements, Porky's, Enlightenment, PDA, ESPN Ocho, Hyper Masculinity, Snitching, Big Boi, Popeye Jones, Racist Nicknames, Excommunication, Miller Time Shade, The Hamburglar, Special Ed, FLOTUS, Bryant Gumbel,Fluffing, RICO Predicates, Deadspin, George Gipp, Catfish, Public Enemy, The Teflon Rape Don, He Hate Me, The Rooney Rule, Lugz, HGH, Walter Berry, Chris Luva Luva, Adam Yauch, Winning Strike, Can Ball Ray, Bus Gate, Luaus, Artis Uppercut, New Age Revolutionaries, Soul Models & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 64: The Gift Of Giving
December 14, 2012 04:10 PM PST
We don't believe the Mayans were right. But if you do & we have but a week to live on the Planet Earth, make sure you let Wall $t & Sweets, The Storytelling Sports Magellans, help you navigate the stories behind the stories for one last time with ABDB Episode 64!!! After a lil' housekeeping, we set off the festivities with questions about Imitation being the Highest Form of Flattery, an 800 lb gorilla on the ice & what A-Rod & Bo Jackson have in common... Magic Johnson is the Jay-Z of Major League Baseball... Now that the Angels now have a Murderer's Row; can God Forgive? Whatever the case, there is no Mercy Rule in Indiana... The guys offer congrats to a snake, a king & a college football history maker & show some love for golf's real playa playa, some boxing greats & a couple pariahs of the diamond... Rest In Powers shouts get contentious & with good reason, but the day is brightened by Born Day Salutes the ABDB Way... After Duane & Will share an interesting story about Jim Brown & Muhammad Ali as well as another fight that will NEVER happen, we're joined by Heavyweight Contender & new Head Trainer of the legendary Kronk Gym in Detroit, Johnathon Banks. JB spars with us to talk Emanuel Steward, Andre Ward's Protection, Cotto, Canelo & Maravilla, Manny Pacquiao vs. Juan Manuel Marquez before eventually ending up on the road paved with gold, platinum & diamonds to Floyd Mayweather... College Football Bowl Season brings the regular coaching shuffle... Is Chik-Fil-A as flaky as Bret Bielema? Bobby Petrino gets a new gig because he's a good coach... not because he broke any rules, right? Charlie Strong is more than just a name... We examine the very slippery slope The Ohio State University's football team is sliding on now... Tags Poppin' & Protecting The Shield as Goodell is Coasting To Push The Kick... Adderall At It Again? Some injuries never heal... Jovan Belcher: The Aftermath... Will we become Prisoners Of The Moment? Josh Brent: Tragedy strikes again, but did it have to? Is RGIII Black Enough for you? Should we salute Gabrielle Ludwig or is it just a stunt? Will & Duane go 3 In The Key with some of Women's College Basketball's best before we move to the Men's side & review The Kind Of Fall Coach Cal was not looking for at the University of Kentucky... David Stern is Hacked Off! Stack got Jacked as a Victim of His Past & Kevin can't find Love In Minny... We close with an understanding of the #2: It's The Shit, Literally & Figuratively as we say goodbye to 2012 & thank each & every one of you for being a part of the ABDB Family... Accents Employed: Scott Skiles Gangster, Good Ol' Willie Mitchell, Buffalo Hawkey, AWA Wrasslin', The Boris, You Know_______?, Arkanspeak, What's In Your Wallet... References: Corey Woods, Inclusion, #1On1WithWillAndDuane, North Pole Hoops, Orphan Tears, #WM40A, Boxing Day, #PartsUnknown, Accoutrement, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Easy Bake, Double Standards, Emaciated Elephants, Metropolitans, Remember The ABA, Down With The King, The Hall Of Achievement, Roid Boys, Doc Rivers, Russell Crowe, Shaq vs., J. Prince, Kronk, BBKing, Chik-Fil-A Shade, Iniquity, Dang Ol' Hank Hill, Deadbeat Daddyism, Capital One Compliance Plan, The Disconnect, Gun Control, Flight Simulator, Myopia, Dany Heatley, Black is Black, The Great Emancipator, Kye Allums, School Daze, ESPN Ocho, Respectful Appreciation, John Anderton, Jerry McGuire, Twin Towers, Whiff Of The Duece, Sharing is Caring & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 63: Hey Young World!
November 29, 2012 07:22 AM PST
Change is the one constant in Life & always inevitable, but don't be scuuurrred! Unlike Legendary MC Slick Rick's recent "performance" at The Barclay's Center in Brooklyn during halftime of the Nets-Knicks game, riding with Wall $t. & Sweets on ABDB Ep. 63 won't be "The Moment You Feared"! We spread love The ABDB Way as we offer congrats to Major League Baseball's regular season award winners... in November... Get to know the name Amina Hussein because The Countdown Is On for Will to catch a case for stalking her... Happy Trails to Fireman Ed, who is not to be confused with Fire Marshall Bill... Rest In Paradise shouts out to one of the most important men in pro sports history, a coach's daughter & a sequined boxing champ... The WMD's celebrate the born days of some music greats, CFL icons, baseball legends & a hoops god & the man who coined the phrase "Triple Double"... College football's desire to create super conferences is all about competitive advantage, right? Wars have been fought over control of sugar, but does the same apply for The Sugar Bowl? Word to Greg Nice & Smooth B, Forget The Iron Bowl! It's all about that G-O-L-D! The Ohio State Buckeyes are All Dressed Up with Nowhere To Go... Sweets' beloved CFL celebrates its 100th Grey Cup & he was there to see it! Certain Thanksgiving NFL traditions don't die as Charlie Brown still can kick the damn ball, but... It's Adderall Or Nothing as NFL DBs confuse Cover 2 with Taking 2... Brad Keselowski is the People's Champ of NASCAR... #RampantBlackRedneckery is realized in a major way... Will appreciated HBO's Max Kellerman's eulogy of Hector Camacho until he went too far... Ricky Hatton doesn't believe the hype anymore, does he? The Ghost rises in the ring, now who's next? Word To Nas, Adrien Broner knows He Can... Jack Taylor thinks even Kobe's elbow got tired watching him shoot & Sweets is offended... The Incredible Two Man Team wishes the best for a fallen WNBA star & break down how The Myth of Coaching Bias in the NBA is all about juking the stats... Duane shares a story about his mom's introduction to football as we examine whether Black Protectionism happens in sports... Wall $t. tells how his Dear Ol' Dad (God Bless The Dead) used to fine his youngins for flopping... We give ZBo & The Memphis Grizzlies some well-deserved love... Starting in the NBA: No Country For Old Men, Pau & STAT... Jeremy Lin, welcome to the Truth Party... Andrew Bynum doesn't care what you think... Will & Duane ask "Why?" to Brandon Roy & Michael Finley & see the Dawning in Dallas with Dirk... Finally, we look at some Duke-on-Duke crime, discuss a special basketball run we had & keep our fingers crossed to land a very special guest for 2012's last episode of ABDB... Accents Employed: DIT-KA... References: Ricky Walters, Stunts Blunts & Hip Hop, Joe Budden, Harmon Killebrew, Pre-Employment Sexual Harassment, "Fanning", Adrianna Lima, Philadering & Snitching, Ike Turner Shade, Name Dropping, Mr. Coffee, @MagnumPrime, SkyDome, Varsity Thanksgiving, #NoRomo, Lucy Van Pelt, Pussification, "We Want Eazy!", @Deacon_TKD, The P is For..., HALF!, Waterless Swimming, Teen Wolf, Steveland Morris, The Shadow League, Miming, No Look Punches, Dinosaur Meat, Nerd Trash Talk & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 62: Move The Crowd
November 16, 2012 06:41 AM PST
Word is Bond, The Spirit Of Rakim Allah flows thru this episode of All Balls Don't Bounce! Will & Duane welcome you into The Sweets Spot for some Sports Media Deconstruction... A seminal song about the use of condoms somehow erroneously gets reconfigured in discussing Kobe Bryant(Pun Intended?)... Will & Duane reminisce on their first vehicles, a young man's streetball evolution to Grown Man Biness & a recent pickup basketball run as the holiday season approaches... We review some recent film screenings ABDB's been a part of & Wall $t. gets his Native American cameo on in one of them... The WMD's offer congrats to the 2012 NHL Hall Of Fame inductees... Word To O'Shea: Today It Was A Blue Jay... Hope Ain't Solo No Mo, Tho... Codespeak? Ninja, Please!!! Lance Armstrong's smug ass is DeadWeak... The Incredible Two Man Team blaze happy trails for their favorite Turk, send Rest In Power shouts to some legends & give Happy B-Day goodwill to many as we spread Love The ABDB Way... Sweets & Wall $t. Start The March To Madness... Duane gives Will his propers & dues on his assessment of the Lakers' head coaching carousel... Before the secession plans of Texas fall thru, we examine the curious cases of Houston Rockets' Royce White & Jeremy Lin... The Weight & Cost Of Words... Sweets makes a questionable comment about Blake Griffin before we realize the Mayans may have been right when the Clippers & James Dolan owned Knicks are amongst the best teams in the NBA... We big up the Charlotte Bobcats while throwing shade on the Carolina Panthers... Hopping into the ring, Sweets & Wall $t. examine the possible future of boxing as a big weekend of championship bouts are upon us... Former besties Floyd Mayweather & 50 Cent go straight Whodini & wonder how many of us have them... Somehow, we segue into baseball & Nate Silver while chatting on Money May's gambling acumen... Will questions the sense of baseball voting on regular season awards 2 months after the end of the regular season... The guys review the Darwin Awards winning duo of USC head football coach Lane Kiffin, who's constantly getting more for doing less & Washington State's Mike Leach, The Poor Man's Lane Kiffin... The Danger of Fakin' It in the NFL... Can suicide ever be called premature? BREAKING: Tim Tebow Is... Nevermind... The Atlanta Falcons support Mercury Morris' drinking habit... Duane comes up with another idea for ABDB Enterprises... Graham Spanier: The Next Domino to fall... Salute to Bill O'Brien... Syracuse Quietly Gets Back To Business, but everything's not Fine... Duane & Will lament the fall of Elmo while soapboxing on American politics... Wall $t. throws shade on a beloved character from Sesame Street & Gloria James... The NCAA's Subjective Selective Objectivity... What exactly is The Shabazz Job? Accents Employed: Stitcher Raaayyydeeeooo, Faux First Nations, Perk Grunt, Cultured Boogie, Gritty Gutty Gangsta, Don Da Jewelah, High Snuffleupagus, Djimon Housou-ese... References: Kool DJ Red Alert, Suzuki Sidekick, Sterling 825 SL, Directing Traffic, DJ Cucumber Slice, Reverb, Disco Tribe, Resourcefulness, Ray Bala, Drew Ebanks, Josh Lewenberg, Quebec Nordiques, Ice Cube, IKEA, Tina Turner, Rhonda Rousey, Buicks, Slanguistically Incorrectness, General Skandor Akbar, Whitemanistan, Clarksville's Finest, Thoatbox, Memphis Grizzlies Ownership Group, Glassing, Baby LeBron, Ivan Lendl, Tomate' D'Can, Cuties, BFFs, Child Support For Ray J, Sabermetrics, Billy Clyde, Hip Hop vs Rap, The Round Mound Of The Sound(bite), Mad Magazine, 2Chainz, Amistad, @MagnumPrime, William Drayton, Jr., Rap Is Outta Control & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 61: Dusk & Dawn
November 02, 2012 10:35 AM PDT
When Everything is Young, Fresh & New... Seasons Change... Leagues Start... Leagues End... But what won't change is you getting the best in intelligent, funny sports talk on the stories behind the stories from Will & Duane on All Balls Don't Bounce! It's Episode Livan Hernandez, fat & pitchin' pounds of that For Real For Real off the mound! We set it off as Wall $t channels his inner accountant in a rap battle on public transit & Sweets gives us Hurricane Sandy coverage via Sean Price... We get scraight ig'nant about African runners who have to get to the New York Marathon... Don't forget about another great ABDBPresents screening on November 14! Baseball is on the menu as we reluctantly, but graciously congratulate the SF Giants on their World Title & Will postulates on why catchers make the best MLB managers... We give Gary Sheffield props on his curious choice of a second life... The guys lament the irony of illegal business priorities in law enforcement in Florida... As usual, we spread b-day love The ABDB Way & we wish a young college "student-athlete" all our best for his speedy recovery after a horrific injury... The Incredible Two Man Team runs down recent key games in college football before Will heightens the Ig'nance Quotient on the show... Wall $t. was soon to be outdone by Mr. No Conjecture Watson with his Media Take Out spot... Corrections & Respect due to Louisiana Tech's WR Extraordinaire Quinton Patton as Will not only mangled his name but his cousin's home city & state before we get into our Heisman Watch... Sweets embraces his love for the Canadian Football League & its first Black QB to win The Grey Cup... We bring in former NFL Pro Bowl QB Jeff Blake, who just so happens to be Black, to chat with us about The Post Racial NFL... right? The convo gets lighter as The WMDs hand out NFL "Shake & Blake" Midseason Awards with Jeff... The guys get into some Listener Mail before getting off the gridiron & onto the ice... Despite the lockout, Duane & Will talk hockey & if it matters at all... Halloween brings out the monster in all of us, right, Tyler Bozak? Will & Duane pontificate on the significance between being racist vs racial insensitivity... Racial Ig'nance rears its head again in Philadelphia Flyers Wayne Simmonds' professional life, but why? Duane makes great point about the myth of racial acceptance & open mindedness in European culture before we hop into the boxing ring... We say goodbye to Iron Boy, but you know how it goes with boxers & retirements... ABDB opines why History is a cruel mistress to Truth in saluting both Orlando Cruz & Jorge Pazos... The WMDs eulogize the late great boxing trainer Emanuel Steward by breaking down his name... Sweets scores a knockout with perspective on the depth of relationship between trainer & boxer... Hoops is on the menu & Will is still in rap mode as the guys examine Geno Auriemma's Dilemma... We study Kevin Ollie & The Flip Side Of What's In Store In Storrs for the UConn Mens' Basketball team... Andrew Wiggins sets up to change the balance of power in college basketball...at least for a year! The Impact of One & Done reveals itself in the Preseason All America Team... We do a quick review of the NCAA Top 25 hoop squads before declaring ourselves eligible to embrace the launch of the new NBA season... James Harden goes Big Game James in his Rockets debut & Jeremy Lin smiles... Clearly, Will & Duane have different ideas that eventually lead to one place for the NBA Finals... All other teams pale in comparison to the Minnesota Timberwolves & no one should care... Will never misses an opportunity to make a Purple Rain reference... Finally, we look at the Legacy of David Stern... Accents Employed: Smanglished, Bahstahn, Stewardese... References: Academy Awards, Amor, Roger Maris, Rhyme Skills, Nick Van Exel, The Chosen Ones, Mic Tyson, Beverly Hills Cop, Sparky Anderson, Jay-Z, Legal Irony, Youth Football Screening Process, Prohibition, Nick Satan, @DonDelarente, Natalie Achonwa, The Victors, Game Managers, Chuck Ealey, Air Quote Kang, Yancy Thigpen, CJ2K, #NoRomo, Jerald Wilks, ABDB Enterprises, Raffi Torres, EPMD, Black Like Me, Opice, Cocaine Is A Powerful Drug, Thomas Hearns, Tennessee Williams, Danny Biasone, The Departed, Darius Miles, DePaul, Punk'd, Clair Bee, Luther Vandross, Ice Ice Baby, @RodimusPrime, #AndyFromAccounting, #2, Timmy TightPants & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 60: Sweat Equity
October 19, 2012 05:53 AM PDT
Drive x Dedication x Sweets Watson x Wall $t. Strickland = All Balls Don't Bounce! We're always gon' give you that work! After a brief hiatus, The Incredible Two Man team is ready to play both offense & defense for the whole of Episode Chuck Bednarik! Special guest in the house is Friend of The Program & the former point guard to the late Filling The Lanes podcast, The King of #FriedFried & #RampantBlackRedneckery representative Rick Dowell aka @_mav_rick. He's in to run The Three Man Weave with us! The Housekeeping is in order as we wrap up a very successful screening of "Benji" & promote the launch of our next ABDBPresents event with "The Iran Job"... Rick schools Will & Duane on why diversity in NASCAR might be dead... Larry Jones, Jr. is very well known all over Atlanta except for in Rick's house & heart... We spread b-day love the ABDB Way & offer Rest In Power shouts before we bury the New York Yankees... Congratulations to the American League Champion Detroit Tigers as they await the winner of the NLCS between the San Francisco Giants & the St. Louis Cardinals to play The World Series... Duane & Will wonder aloud what the difference is between the NCAA football champs & the BCS while Rick comes to the rescue... The guys examine the history of "student-athlete"... The Atlanta Falcons are the best team in the NFL? Sweets & Rick show love & understanding for the Canadian Football League... Will can't understand why Norv Turner still has a job in the NFL or why the sword that was fallen upon in Philly wasn't made from potted meat... @_mav_rick, Sweets & Wall $t. breakdown the Hadouken homegirl from Cleveland caught on that bus... We don't know if Anderson Silva could throw an uppercut like Artis from Cleveland, but it's hard to dispute he's the G.O.A.T. in MMA... Wall $t & Sweets banter on whether GSP can beat The Spider... We bob & weave over Things Done In Darkness as The Money Team's Captain idled in Clark Country Detention Center... The convo gets much deeper as we go "Out With No Cruz Control"... Why is it that we see homosexuality thru multiple lenses dependent upon the sex of the person? Dr. Rick channels his inner Paul Reubens during the talk & reveals some of his business building tactics while the guys opine on being Out in the Age of Social Media... We slander David Stern as a dictator, but... Will poses his embryonic theory on The Madden Curse vs. GQ Cover Curse... Jeremy Lin plays the Race Card while a tree falls in the forest... Sweets goes HAM on LBJ & his Marvel Comic Book... College basketball is back & the crew examines Midnight Madness across the country, including an impending beef between Tom Izzo & Dwight Howard... What the hell is KabongoGate & does the NCAA realize what John Calipari has embraced? Finally, Rick pulls back the curtains on the Curious Case of Andre Dawkins at Duke & offers praise to The WMDs & their many movements... Accents Employed: Bad Bruce Buffer, Even Worse Jimmy Lennon, Jr., Mongo, Drunk White Guys, Awful Filipino, Generic Commercial... References: Big Daddy Kane, Chiropractic Service, Filling The Lanes, Brown Liquor, Boogie Nights, Stitcher Awards, @rashanii, GoodFellas, Tribeca, Mr. 9.79, Bubba, Cale Yarborough, Sources, Caravan Of Love, Jehrall Jackson, Two Person Secrets, Halls Of Achievement, The Regal Beagle, Qlympia Stadium, George Papadopoulos, Bless You Boys, Detropia, Nicky Ballgame, Gypsy Brown, @MagnumPrime, Eddie Murphy, Omar Epps, False Warrants, Charlemagne The God, BFFs, Martin, The Wire, The Institution Of Intolerance, Rick James, Conditioned Conditioning, #HiiiYooo, The Fountain Of Youth, Channel Orange, Fluttering Fingers vs. Gang Signs, @classickmateria, Cramp-Free Bionic Legs, Mavens, The Ways Of The Douglas, Dana Owens, The Value of Employment, Foreshadowing, #FreeEdCota & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 59: Collateral Damage
September 20, 2012 06:52 AM PDT
Asalaam Alaikum! The Incredible Two Man Team of Duane "Sweets" Watson & Will "Wall $t." Strickland are about to go straight swineflesh with ABDB Episode Jack Ham! Joining us is ABDB Fam Representative & FightFan.com boxing writer/blogger Ivan Montiel (@LatinoPorVida), down to mix mitts with the WMDs! A reminder out the special ABDBPresents film screening of Benji sets off the festivities... Will we ever see The Decision II? Could there actually be a kinder, gentler Buck Showalter? Will throws shade at Greg Norman, mostly because he threw shade on Tiger Woods...Happy B-Day shouts to an emcee, a rapper, a Zen Master & MC Mad Rubles... Rest In Power salutes go out to a couple giants in the world of football... Wall St. makes a noble suggestion with Muhammad Ali's money before Sweets checks him... The pugilistic prancing begins with Duane serving as referee between Ivan & Will as we discuss the rationale of Ricky Hatton stepping back into the ring, the amount of exciting potential matchups at 140 lbs., why Freddie Roach stays losing now & The War of Supposition with the fourth Pacquiao-Marquez... 50 Cent is Always Business, But Could Be Personal with his new relationship with Manny Pacquiao... Floyd Mayweather scores The Trifecta, but not in the way he wants it... The real heat happens when the gang starts talking Sergio Martinez vs Julio Caesar Chavez, Jr... Ivan can't help but to make excuses for Sergio, but Will's not having it! Diminita Montiel gets bodied vs. Muhammad Mayweather Strickland & takes a useless Standing 8 from Referee Watson as we debate who's next for Martinez & Junior... Staying with the Sweet Science, we craft the equation on the career of Saul "Canelo" Alvarez & how it mirrors the early career of Oscar De La Hoya... LatinoPorVida's love for Maravilla gets tested & run thru the ringer as we talk Andre Ward's place on the pound for pound list... Will punches Ivan in the stomach so he can go out on his shield with lots of Latino pride! Sweets' threatens his right to ever ref on the show again... Temptation is in the air & Notre Dame is a Rolling Stone... Ladies in Football: When History Means Little... Brendan Ayanbadejo's mama raised him right & Duane sites his time in the CFL as a factor... Tim Tebow's No RGIII, according to John Madden... The NCAA, Rodney Purvis & The Upper Room, Word to Mahalia Jackson... Jim Calhoun: Feets Don't Fail Me Now! Billy Clyde Gillespie: Done... Patrick Ewing: Always The Bridesmaid, Never The Bride... Jamie Kuntz: Blinded By The Science Of Stupidity... Yunel Escobar: Tu Eres Un Idiota... What The Zuck, Harvahd? We see how they flow on Tobacco Road... Et Tu, Duk-eh? Accents Employed: Stitcher Jingle, Russian Rap, Latino Por Vidaspanol, Micky Goldmill, Billy Clyde, Eddie Murphy Doing Life, Whodini, Bahstun... References: Watch The Throne, al-Islam, @iAmLoadedLux, EPMD, The Cooties, Ether'd vs Renegade'd, ABDB Financial, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Zero Sum Equations, Argentina, The 50 Laws Of Power, Trojan Horsing, Jeopardy, Trojan Horsing, Open Marriage, Scams to Scabs, Pryzbo, The Black QB Continuum, De-Von Dudley, Filling The Lanes, The Direction of Spirals, St. Kitts Independence Day, The Ewing Theory vs. The Kareem Curse, Thomas Dolby, PDA, Helen Mirren, 300 & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 58: The Veil Of Opulence
September 06, 2012 07:13 AM PDT
All Balls Don't Bounce is BACK & we don't put on airs! Separate the Real from the Lies! Let Us Learn YOU! Our Mamas raised us right!!! We got company over! Sweets & Wall $t. perform as if they comprehend on ABDB Episode Jack Lambert by welcoming Classick Material (@classickmateria)from The Cold Slither Podcast(@ColdSlitherPod), who contributes immediately in renaming Duane Watson's house AND the show!!! ABDBPresents is all up in your area once again with another incredible film screening in October... The crew begins where Lance Armstrong quits because All We Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun... George Huguely lacrosses his life out... Ed O'Bannon may end up being Will's hero after all... Classick revives the Ghost of Wesley Snipes while we chat on the ignorance of Phil Mushnick... Sweets brings out The Hater Hater, possibly at the expense of NASCAR & Rampant Black Redneckery... The fight continues over viral football high schools, internet dating & online worship... Fight Night Lights live again in Allen, Texas & Will loses his mind over the obvious... Pete Carroll sleeps well in Seattle while USC potentially faces new sanctions... The Incredible Two Man team tosses praise at Nick Saban... Penn St. football fans learn The World's Not A Fairy Tale... Notre Dame: Not Fans Of The Nasty... Did Nick Saban run Urban Meyer out of the SEC? We FINALLY talk Canadian Football League on the show &... At least Classick now knows what a rouge is now! Will, Jamal (yes, we used his government!) & Duane examine the inexcusable greed of NFL owners & their leader, Daddy Goddell... Classick gets the business for being a Jets fan... Take Note, NFL GMs: Scared Money Don't Make None, But... The Middleweight Boxing Stew just got interesting again... Dan Gilbert... Is That You? Oh, wait... that's Dana White! Jon Bones Jones & the Leverage of Superstardom... Red Raiders Mutiny: Oxymoronic? Come to know Don Barksdale, hoops fans! ABL: The Good, The Bad & The Dangerous... Will revisits the time he clowned himself in front of Rakim as we discuss the new Family Funtastic NBA Rap Album... Finally, Classick, Wall $t. & Sweets look at Dwight Howard's PR Campaign 2012... Accents Employed: Bill-ae Clyde... References: Rakim Allah, Steel Sharpens Steel, Comics, The Sweets Shop, Image Use In Perpetuity, Any Given Sunday, Pittsburgh Penguins, Old Michael Corleone, Passenger 57, Jalen Rose, The Green Mile, The McNair Brothers, Little Red Riding Hood, Everest College, Joel Osteen, King Of The Hill, Bear Bryant, Richard Phelps, The Best Miami, XFL, Fake Paternal Affectation, #NoRomo, Tae Bo, Mitt Romney, Malcolm & Martin, Papa John's, G-Unit, Larry Merchanting, The Weight Of A Lie, Pimp Life, Don Barksdale, Bata Kicks, Loud Records, Making The Band, DJ Waxmaster C, Tom Ziller, Bawse, Ardent AssClownery, Wonder Twins, Podcast Box Sets, Hero Theme Music & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at email@example.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 57: The Price Is Right
August 23, 2012 06:33 AM PDT
Welcome to ABDB Ep. Johan Santana, where Sweets & Wall $t. pitch that "we could pass a polygraph" to the sports podcast world! Getting right to the business at hand, The Incredible Two Man Team reminds you of another ABDBPresents spectacular before keeping with our theme of Sports Anarchy from ABDB Ep. 56. We buck & shuffle at the moves made by the Augusta National Golf Club while Will reminisces on a chance encounter at a supermarket there... We examine another backup quarterback from the state of Florida who is getting alot of attention... In Alabama, there is another case of child abuse, but it's nothing in comparison to what the Feds are seeking on Jerry Sandusky...AGAIN! The NHL decided to get its Lockout Game on, knowing full well it cannot afford it... Sweets & Wall $t. run down how Aquille "The Plea Deal" Carr is fuckin' with the church's money & review an anonymous poll taken that would make Joey Greco proud... Time to ponder yet another case of a young athlete who wanted to major in Street Pharmaceutical Culinary Arts... ABDB salutes a couple really good dudes, sends a Rest In Power shout to a fallen, flawed champ & spreads love as only we can in our birthday shouts... ESPN gives us Tebow Porn on Magic Johnson's birthday while Skip Bayless graciously lets us know that some of his favorite quarterbacks are Black... Less butts in arena seats & scab referees may leave a scar on the NFL, but we doubt it... All Hail King Felix Perfecto! Come to understand that Roger Clemens just really hates his family... What do Melky Cabrera, Ra's al'Ghul & Bane have in common? In 2017, Joe Paterno may rise again...on a basketball court... Shabazz Muhammad: Guilty until proven Innocent... With Dwight Howard's "stay" in LA, we find The Devil In The Details of his first Lakers press conference... Rhonda Rousey: Raising The Arm Bar in Women's Mixed Martial Arts while ABDB wishes we could start sanctioning charity boxing matches for the Honorable Nelson Mandela... Finally, Will & Duane sift through the attempts of prestidigitation by Sideshow Bob Arum & review a busy month of great boxing coming in September... Accent Employed: Stitcher Radio Jingle & Brooklyn Drago... References: Duval Clear, Rich Kidd, Andrew Gaze, The Microwave, Syndicated & Sanctioned Violence On Free TV, "Sources", Aquemini, Lawrence Krisna Parker, Anal Tattoos, Eugenics, Labor Strife, Tennis All-Americans, New Adages, Lil' Jon, Mama Said Knock You Out, Jabba The Hut, NYC Waterways, Sartorial Splendor, The Female Expendables, Condiments, EMPD, Fantasy Island, Labor Day Dress Etiquette & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!
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