All Balls Don't Bounce

Funk For Ya, Baby! Listen! It'll Drive You Wild! While we pay homage to Peter Phillips & Corey Penn, ALL Respect Due to our Very Special Guest, the homie Bernard Freeman aka Bun-B, The Trill OG & Underground King! ABDB Ep. David Robinson finds The Incredible Two Man team building with Bun from the Alamo City of San Antonio, setting it off with necessary greetings & salutations before the stories & the magic begin! Wall $t. & Bun recall their first encounter & subsequent meeting over a box of Dunkin Donuts... While the moment in time has passed, the friendship & the love is forever... Bun-B is the Hip Hop Politician... Rice University is the home of two Hip Hop Professors, Dr. TrillOG & The Largest Professor... We remember the Rodney King Verdict, where we were & the advantages we have to not repeat history... We lighten the tone & extinguish the political talk literally to examine brain cramps... Bun-B shows his P.A.T. brethren love & solves Kobe Bryant's travel problems... CP3 is a culture shifter... Playoff injuries put a slight damper on the competition, but no one gets a free ride... We part with Bun B & proceed with more of what you need! NFL Draft secret handshakes, hugs & Commish comparisons dominate... Suprises? No Such Luck... RGIII gets love, but we probably won't ever eat at Subway again because of him... Mike Shanahan & Dan Snyder continue to lead the NFL in Questionable Decisions... Word to King Rex! The WMDs revisit the greatness that is Jon Bones Jones & pontificate on his next opponent with Anderson Silva - Chael Sonnon on the horizon... We play resuscitate a sorely underutilized term while staying Syntactitionally Correct... Adieus are bid to Bernard Hopkins & we preview Resurrection vs. Perfection & The Reality with No Excape... Wall $t. gets his Caesar on & names a month after himself... Some Cats Stay Paid!!! Accents Employed: Chad Lamont Butler, Shiiiiiiiittttt, Suspicious Wife, Nursery Rhyme, Eddie Kane... References: R.I.P. Pimp C, Clutch City, Matt Bullard, Houston Urban Radio Stations, Bill from Port Arthur Texas, The Bass 9-1-7 Zone, Carrington's Karaoke Party Moving Machine, Eric Barrier, London Riot, @omarelamam, Ashton Kutcher, PartsUnknownTour2012, Mr. Biggs, The Dap King, Mr. Fly Socks, Aubrey Graham, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Mr. Technicality, Sesquicentennial, Planning Work & Working Plan, Will's nephew Donovan, ABDB Family Salute & more... ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

When you're tired of your so-called sport commentarians all dancin' up in the show, talkin' all flagrant with no purpose, rhyme or reason on the podcast, there is ABDB Episode Tom Landry/Ron Guidry/Earl Cooper (Rice Owls, Baby!) to save the day!!! Word to Mobb Deep, there's a war goin' on outside no man is safe from... and the Weapons Of Media Deconstruction are here to fight the Good Fight with YOU! It's your favorite sports podcaster's favorite sport podcast & we set it off giving thanks to our people who came out in support of the ABDBPresents No Look Pass at the 12th Annual ReelWorld Film Festival... we let you know that milestone Episode 50 will come not next week but on May 1, 2012... The Winningest College Basketball Coach in history walks away... Jayson Williams gets another chance at Life, but let's hope he doesn't owe Charles Oakley money... Is it ever cool to ever give another grown man a "Wet Willie"? We give shouts out to the late Wendell Scott in the name of Rampant Black Redneckery while offering our best to the departed in sports & music... There's b-day love for Death Row, The Captain, The First True B-Boy & 1/3 of the Holy Trinity of Hip Hop Culture... No AARP at SMU for LB... Bo Ryan is a Cock Blocker & we mean this in the nicest way... Ok... Maybe not... The University of Kentucky is Middle Finger U. to the NCAA & the Ruse That Is Amateur Collegiate Athletics... The Incredible Two Man Team explores The Real March Madness & figure out why Derrick Rose has been injured so much this NBA season... The Vancouver Canucks Are The Miami Heat of Hockey? We give our take on the value of the Pittsburgh Penguins-Flyers series to fans who love Ol' Time Hockey & ask if Phoenix Coyotes' Raffi Torres is Dirty Or Just Hard Nosed? Salute to baseball octogenarian Jamie Moyer & Happy Trails to Pudge Rodriguez... While we honor Jackie Robinson Day, a couple streams of thought dominate our consciousness... Jessica Dorrell Settles For Less... Again! Age is just a number to Nate Webster... The Prohibition of Sean Payton is a slippery slope... Finally, Sweets & Wall $t. examine whether the phenomena of Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin, Skippy, Screamin' A., Larry Merchant & more are simply products of the environment that we created or merely by-products of what we knew all along! Accents Employed: True Musician, Kobe White Heat Slave, The Negotiator... References: Elocution, Y.A. Tittle, Suge Knight, Midnight Marauding, Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones, Hebrew Havoc, The Naval Academy, Court Surfing, @NataTheScribe, ClarksVegas, Frank Sutton, Wilma Rudolph, Food Porn, The Kool Genius Of Rap, @LEEtrebeaux, Siegfried & Roy, @Deacon_TKD, Challah, Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal, Any Given Sunday, Megalomania, Plausible Deniability, Max Julien, The Fab Five, Kwame Brown, Buzz Williams, TimmyTightPants, Tracy Marrow, Swaggu, Personality Transplant, Bruce Lee, Hockey Rink Treachery, Rachel Robinson, Rooney Rule, Art Of The Deal, Felonious Stupidity, St. Nick, Train Wrecks, @fromthejax, @dondelarente, @jdgafflin, POTUS Gerald Ford & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Sweets & Wall $t. do a time trial with ABDB Ep. Jimmie Johnson with our quickest show EVER! Make sure you come out to hang with The Dynamic Duo at our ABDBPresents screening of "No Look Pass" Friday, April 13, 2012... Check our Facebook page for more info & a discount code! Shout out to The LIVING (Literally) Legend Larry Zybysko, the WMDs sanction a grudge match over Deron Williams between Nitika Koloff & Marty Janetty... Skip Bayless Is The Bobby Patrino Of Sports Commentary & Bobby Petrino is the... Bobby Petrino of Bobby Petrino!!! Yuuuuuuuuu! Yu might not have what the Texas Rangers need, but we say he's still a friend... Ozzie Guillen is guilty, but of what? Can we get whatever from Mr. Muhammad? Shabbazz Muhammad makes his decision on what college jersey he wants to wear next year... The NCAA smiles as the registers ring! DWade wants a slab of the Olympic jersey sales ham, then gets some Political Re-Education as he backtracks... NY Knicks fans don't want The Lord to help them & Charles Barkley feels like if he can lose weight, Lamar Odom should lose his paycheck... Accents Employed: Civil War Black Soldier, Disretrospected ABDB Listeners, AWA Wrasslin' Announcer, House Slave, Bobby Petrino Unprotected Text, Ivan Drago... References: The Masters, Glory, NHL Playoffs, Hulk Hogan, Kindle, The Late Chuck Daly, Cold Slither Podcast, UNO Champ, The HNIC(Not Hockey Night In Canada!!!), GPA>>>PPG=SHADDAP!, The Wire, The Rockers, Plan Your Work to Work Your Plan, Ichiro, Native Tongues, Fidel Castro, Wall $t's Dear Ol' Dad (God Bless The Dead), adidas, Reggie Miller, Ski Mask All-Stars, Cleveland Williams, Lam-Lam & Delicious, WuTang Clan, Cedric The Entertainer, Sammy Davis Jr., The Chronologically Challenged & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Word to Erick & Parrish Making Dollars, it's Episode Andrei Kirilenko/Tom Glavine, pitching them heat rocks from our Mind Spray AK! The WMDs note that this is the one week notice until our ABDB Presents on Friday the 13th April 2012... Don't Be Scuuurrred! Uh Uh! Is a $3 taco worth your Life, even if you're "just playin' around?" Time to get our cheer on (kinda) as Sarah Jones leads us with "2-4-6-RAPE"... Chris Singleton makes an investment that saves at least a couple thousand bottles of Patron... The Puerto Rican Boxing Commission flagrantly line steps with their judgement on Juan Manuel Lopez... Mike Milbury forgets his place... Tiger finally wins, but... Shouts out go to the Original John Calipari & WWE Hall Of Famer Mike Tyson while Rest In Power shouts go to Joseph Luke Scarpa & Lawrence Whistler... Sweets regales us with a story about the woods as ABDB congratulates Brittney Griner & The Baylor Bears on their unprecedented championship season... The Syntactician calls Duane a bad word... Speaking of Big Britt, she's got a decision to make... We examine cash imbalances in college basketball coaching while universities get their George Orwell on... NCAA President Dr. Mark Emmert finds out his arms are too short to box with The PupperMaster... Will rants on the proposed NBA Age Limit Increase... No... For real... We show a whole new level of respect for Stan Van Gundy in his dealings with The Dwightmare... Love is extended to Chinese Basketball Association champion Stephon Marbury, who went halfway around the world the find home... Bobby Patrino rides on a lie, but will "winning cure all"? Morris Claibourne will soon be telling Mike Florio to Wonderlic Deez... Gregg Williams pre-game speech to his defense was fairly common... until he started talking about targeting opponents' body parts... How can Sean Peyton, suspended by Daddy Goddell & admitting his complicity in BountyGate after, now appeal the ruling? Let's bow down to the 49 year old Colorado Rockies hurler Jamie Moyer... Finally, Duane & Will wonder why Anaheim Angels outfielder Torii Hunter tried to laugh off the police drawing down on him... at his own home! Nobody's Safe! Accents Employed: Shaq, Cinque English, Woo Pig Soooiiiieee!... References: EPMD, Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Killer, Edgar Allen Poe, Step Up & Stand Out, CAAWS, 1On1, Ying Yang Twins, Hershel Walker, Pulled Pork, Costa Rica, Brother Mouzone, Cheyenne Woods, American Wrestling Association, Dusty Rhodes, Adrian Dantley, 1984, Baltic States, Constructive Dismissal, Ernie Johnson, The Nile River, Black Dynamite, Bizarro, Insufficient Pimpin', Hustlin' Backward, San Antonio Gunslingers, XFL, SAT tests, Jim Irsay, Institutional Control, Julio Franco Boogie Nights & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Episode Herm Edwards / Lee Smith / Chuck Muncie / Willie James Hammock is here as Sweets & Wall $t. note one year of making All Balls Don't Bounce Popular With The Population! It's our birthday & it's a Celebration, Bitches! Two weeks away from ABDBPresents screening of No Look Pass during the ReelWorld Film Fest & we got the goods! Setting it off with a round of Quick Hits, Will & Duane chat on Reebok breaking the rules & the bank, the NBA looking to make some extra bank, Tim Tebow's Sperm Bank & Mr. Bank Shot being old & bank on the fact that administrators sometimes just don't get it! ABDB pours our a lil' fat-free & low-fat water for the recently departed Mr. Bert Randolph Sugar... While it's cool that athletes are stepping up & out in the name of justice for Trayvon Martin, could we all be missing the point? When is a team not a team? When it's the AP Men's Basketball All America team... or is it? Love goes to South Carolina's new head men's hoops coach Frank Martin for keeping it RIGHT... Make the Final Four & the Madness Marches right into your bank account, but only if you're a coach, weak kidneys don't mean weak hearts... Chuck Klosterman plays Nostradamus & the Weapons Of Media Deconstruction don't necessarily agree... would you expect any less from us? Hatfields... Meet McCoys, but at a dialysis clinic? Zab Judah goes home, James Kirkland gets a gift & Chael Sonnen's about to get his wish... kinda! A child sexual abuse victim fights back & the new owners of the Los Angeles Dodgers pull a Magic trick... Bill Parcells used to sleep with the fishes, but now he wants to swim with the Saints? Accents Employed: Bad Iron Mike, Hillbilly, Ann Wolfe... References: Blood On Tweet Streets, Roderick Morrow, Anna Mae Bullock, Nutbush Tennessee, Phonte, @HebrewRational, Syntactitional Correctness, soft baked cookies, Amanda Dwyer, Nick Bockwinkle, Brooklyn, Joey Greco, clinical studies, Fans of Help, real estate, GoldenPalace.com, Spike Lee, octagenarians, Lorenzo Orr, Mutual Assholism, obligation, nimrod, financial considerations, cheques vs checks, moonshine, Ed O'Bannon, DJ Clark Kent, Idaho Militia, Black, Enterprenillionairism, Jon Bon Jovi, institutional control, DJ Mike Hitman & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Episode Rudy Tomjanovich / Archie Griffin / Pedro Martinez / Bob Gibson... Sweets & Wall $t are the Mike Jordan of Sports Podcast Recording! We set it off with quick looks into the African Americanizing of Hockey, get our 3 step drop on & setup, execute & follow thru with some stories from our recent pasts, offer strategy to a fifth-grader #NoSandusky, Salute to Kevin Garnett for He Stands Alone... JuanMa gets banned on his own soil... The recent goings on in the NFL have happened by by our aptly named episode... Daddy Goddell lays the wood and then some! #NoRomo... Looking at the NFL Bounty penalties levied against the New Orleans Saints, do they go back to being The Ain'ts? With the $95 Million Dollar Man, Peyton Manning, now in town, Denver is No Country for Tebow, Man! March reveals some Madness we don't need, word to Angel Rodriguez & Jamar Samuels... Baylor's Brittney Grenier brings the bass in more ways than one... The Sweet Sixteen: When Ohio's In The House... Oscar.Mike.Gamma DANGER!!! Spurs & Bulls are rolling right now, but the Knicks are in the midst of Woodsanity... well... ok... we reached... Forgive us! From Showtime to Showtunes with Magic/Bird on Broadway... Dana White proves he's not the only insensitive person on our show! Accents: Tron, Bad Sangin' References: The Fif Amendment, Jay-Z, Lawrence Krisna Parker, Kermit Washington, Stereotyping, Ghostface Killah, Scarboro, Jamaican Girl Hair Slander, John Amaechi, Sufficient Parenting, Don Fancucci, 7-11, ABDB Consulting Fees, E-40 & The Block Brochure, Syreeta The NFL Chick, Ed The Sportsfan, Jentel Jordan, Aesthetic Challenges, Sensitivity Training, Jai All Day, Chemotherapy, George Benson, Bosom Buddies, Dan LeBatard, Gina Carano & @TSNRadio1On1 & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

ABDB Ep. Hank Aaron / Jerry West / Hank Gathers / Danny Ainge /The Syracuse 3/Reggie Jackson... so many great names to choose from, we had to kick in the door, wav-in the 4-4!!! Good news all around as Sweets & Wall $t share the launch of our new hoops podcast on TSN Radio, 1On1 (@TSNRadio1On1)... But wait! There's more! Another ABDBPresents classic as we team with The 12th Annual ReelWorld Film Festival for our second screening with them, "No Look Pass". Check our Facebook page for more info! ABDB sets it off with some amor for Chad OchoMuchoGusto #NoSandusky, looks at a stripper pole that's not foul, meet a coach only Mike Tyson can love & give TJ Ford & Herb Carnegie our best! The NBA Trade Deadline dominates our early convo, including the D'Parture of D'Antoni & The Melo System Economic Strategy. In the midst of March Madness, we review a potential point shaving scandal at Auburn that would have Charles Barkley rolling over in his gravy! Talking football allows us the chance to be as racially insensitive as Conn Smythe was to Herb Carnegie, wide receivers in the NFL catching that long green & The WMDs debate whether Defensive End Mario Williams deserves all that new Bleu Cheese to go with his Buffalo Bills... The stench of Polished Tricks in boxing gets a serious whiff while Orlando Salido channels his inner Rick James in Puerto Rico vs. JuanMa... again! Will & Duane close with more dirt on the previously unsullied Manny Pacquiao? Say it ain't so! Accents Employed: Racist, Buffalo, Iron Mike, Harvahd Yahd, Bodymore Murderland... References: The Wire, Shawn Corey Carter, Beat Biter, The Rifleman, Idaho Militia, JG Wentworth, UGK, Sylvia's Soul Food, Tony!Toni!Tone'!, Jerald Wilks, @dondelarente, Jason O. Logan, Toronto Futbol Club, Ed O'Bannon, 50 Cent, The Black Man's Manual, Future Aces, @HebrewRational, YMCMB, Ass Weight, Double Entendres, Habitat for Humanity & More! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

ABDB Ep. Richard Petty / Jack Sikma / Troy Polamalu / Dennis Eckersley features our first female guest, CBCSports.ca's Kacie Hollins! It is TRULY Ladies' First! Or is it U.N.I.T.Y.? Whatever the case, Sweets & Wall $t. respect & honor International Woman's Day & break down the meaning of sapiosexual, give love to The Diesel on his born day, wish a hockey legend a speedy recovery & laugh at the Fried PotatoCakeGate Bandit! Sweets almost gets assaulted in his own home for almost slandering Biggie 15 years after his passing... Wall $t. gives the New York Knicks coaching advice... Peyton Manning gets reduced to a commodity... but he is one, isn't he? We talk the Economics of Felonious Stupidity in the NFL, decide if the crew wants to get in touch with our sensitive side in the NHL while ignoring who we are in the process and call 'em like we see 'em with a Canadian prep hoops scandal. In addition, The Weapons of Media Deconstruction examine a lil' March Madness, both on & off the court, review the Homogenization of The Wire & appreciate the long & short of another NBA dream! ABDB needs you to help us decide what's more insulting: Lingerie Football League, Sports Apparel Branding on Hijabs or Woman Olympic Boxers in Skirts for London 2012? References: Dres of Black Sheep, Perms, Brady Bunch, Pervis Ellison, The Notorious B.I.G., Rohan Cummings, Seamus O'Shaughnessy, Joe Gilliam, Alligator Arms, Canton Bulldogs, 7-11, Charles Schwab, Damon Allen, Bushwick Bill, Wrangler Jeans, Enrollment at Faith Hill Academy, Luther Vandross, Nick NoHeart, Glaucoma, Conspiracy Theorists, Bananas, The Fine Print, Snot Boogie, Wall $t.'s Moms the eve of her Born Day... ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Word to Jay ElecLive From New Orleans, it's ABDB Ep. Jack Roosevelt Robinson /Jeff Triplette / Juan Pablo Montoya, breaking down barriers, throwing the flag on the story behind the story in sports & bringing that fire in a hard-hitting fashion! Sweets & Wall St. do what's popular with the population & make the announcement about our new hoops show on the ESPN of Canada, TSN Radio's "1on1 with Will Strickland & Duane Watson"! We set it off with quick hits on Danica, Wilt & Magic. Clipper Darrell: Donald Sterling Knocks Your Hustle! We wrap up NBA All Star Weekend without questioning who wrapped up it up Orlando... Will & Duane have uncomfortable moment discussing best dunk of NBA All Star Dunk Contest, word to Filling The Lanes... HiiiYoooo! Metta World Peace is the Twitter of Signing Autographs... Will Kobe Bryant rock an MF Doom mask on Sunday when he reunited with DWyane "You Broked-ed My Nose" Wade? UCLA Mens' Basketball Program & The Power Of Parenting... Drew Brees Wants That Cheese! Daddy Goddell is about get his Ted Turner on with "Meet The New Cleveland Browns" Combine Reality Show! Sweets reveals his love for bad tv, but blames it on his daughter... Dereck Chisora gets his just desserts... maybe... Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: Flavor Of The Month-Racial Insensitivity. Bernard Hopkins takes an Oath Of Violence out on Chad Dawson, Adrien Broner IS The Equal Opportunity Can Man!!! Wall $t & Sweets make a retraction about Mayweather-Pacquiao. But, are we overlooking Timothy Bradley & Miguel Cotto in the process? Who in the hell is Ryan Zimmerman & why did someone give him $100M? There's lots of DC Pro Sports team slander, despite the love we have for our people in the DMV! Sweets is hot over Ryan Braun & lets him know that being called "innocent" don't mean you ain't "guilty"! Now that Ryan Braun got off, RodimusPrime might wanna offer the Pick Up The Piss Boy some resume tips after KinkosGate! Accents employed: Really Bad Spanglish, Not-So-Articulate Wall $t., Jon Facenda... References: Human Immunodeficiency Virus, RocNation, Bomani Jones, The Wizard of Westwood, Anna Kournikova, Dick Vitale, Chocolate City, RampantBlackRedneckery, Hillbilly Xmas, Nelson George, Rice University, Penny Marshall, Danny Manning, Barbers, Mike Sweetney, Adobo, Dr. Dunkenstein, Lake Minnetonka, Medusa, Corrado Soprano, Malice in The Palace, Nosebleed Felons, Danny Fortson, The Aints, Austin Powers, Mr. October, Notre Dame basketball history, Keyzer Soze, CFL, Michael Pinball Clemons & more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Here's Your Ticket! Hear The Brothers Get Wicked! Moving As A TEAM, Never Move ALONE... Welcome to The ABDBDome! Episode Dirk Nowitzki/Glen Rice/Wes Unseld is upon you, despite Sweets trying to channel his Inner Rosetta Stone & Wall $t giving you the business on Family Day / Presidents Day! Heavy on Hoops, Harm & Hmmms, we begin with belated born day shouts out to His Airness, Moses Guthrie & Slaughter while pouring out a lil' somethin' for The Kid... ABDB thanks its friends & sports fam for making ABDBPresents Sports Weekend 2012 Film Fest a huge success! Sweets & Wall $t show proper & due respect to the fact that Linsanity may be at the point where Linsanity is over Linsanity! Caught in the midst of it all? Just a baller from Palo Alto who wanted to play some basketball... and even he understands it's a business! Duane & Will debate the value & merits of doing your job... Hip Hop Culture rears its head with stories of The World's Greatest Intern & a chance interaction at D&D Studios that may have left Wall $t scarred for Life! We do some sensitivity training that included Medieval Times & the clearly clueless ESPN Mobile Editor on Lin Racial Slurs... The WMDs review the Biggest Game Of The First Half of the NBA season... Jimmer Was A Rock Star... during the NBA lockout before Lin came along & how Linsanity may be the impetus for Jimmer's brother to diss Kings' coach Keith Smart... We try to get excited for the NBA All Star Game, but... Things get so bad Duane uses a futbol term & Will invokes a kid's word for shit in talking about hoops! Stop The Madness! Enjoy the ABDB 1st annual NBA Mid-Season Awards! We chat on some fighting as Dereck Chisora moves with minimal caution & maximum ignorance... Dana White: The Pot Calling The Kettle Wack despite his reflection in the Broken Mirror of Isms... Finally, Ryan Braun gets his 50-game suspension overturned, but it doesn't mean he ain't guilty! Word to Orenthal James! ABDB Quote Of The Nite: "It's hard to be Peter Pan everyday." -Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni, on the Heat's defense on Jeremy Lin... Accents employed: Faux French... References: Willie D, Heltah Skeltah, Ghana, Sir Vivian Richards, Bunny Wailer, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Will's high school classmate Keith Shorts, Denny Green, Roy Jones, Mary J. Blige, Mike Tyson, Othella Harrington, Jodeci, DJ Premier, Della Reece, Vince McMahon, Greg Anthony, 1950s MPLS Lakers, Public Enemy, Contaminated Sammich Meat, Gil Scott-Heron, Bubbles from The Wire, Ford Motor Company, DeMarcus Corley, Jerry Stackhouse, Chris Ford, James Worthy, the late Johnnie Cochran, Tito Jackson and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Yes Indeed! Though it's one day early, EVERY DAY is Valentine's Day at All Balls Don't Bounce! And with names like "Sweets" & "OccupyWall$t", we gotta Spread Love! It's the ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Gale Sayers/Rogie Vachon/Shawn Kemp & a bunch of big, slow White cats who played in the NBA in the 80s! We set it off with respect due to Whitney Houston, gone far too soon... Will tells a classic Bobby & Whitney story! He also tries to sang on the show, but NO BUENO says Sweets! The Code of Omerta keeps the Fines fine in Syracuse, but Jerry Sandusky just can't "Tuhs Eht Lleh Pu" (Word to De La Soul)! Wall $t. no domestic violence sympathizer, but is all about everyone's right to work! Sweets knows Jeremy Lin Is All The Rage right now, but asks "What About Wat?"... Only in the Knicks locker room does 1 + 7= 17, it's all Mathematics! The New Racism Is That It Doesn't Exist Anymore... Really? Brandon Jennings begins to understand The Business Of Leverage while the NBA blows The Chinese Experiment... In Argentina, There was a Riot & somehow, a fight breaks out...Bye, Manny Vice! All Hail The Queen, Quanitta Underwood... Find out what's eating Tu Holloway! We get Dickensian with futbol, offering a tale of two very different stories... Finally, we ponder why we didn't get a vote on America's Most Hated Athletes...Did you? Accents employed: Calhoun Tubbs, Racist, Oil Can Boyd, Foghorn Leghorn References: In Living Color, Living Single, Mr. Chow, Yaasin Bey, Rick Dowell, NASCAR, Charles Officer, Mike Alstott, Iron Mike Sharpe, The Color Barrier in the NBA, The Rhinestone Cowboy, Jay Electronica, Ivan Montiel, Jackie Robinson, Shawn Corey Carter, Rodney King, ABDB Fans/Family, Triumph Over Tragedy, Chuck Daly, The Notorious B.I.G., Marvin Gaye, Queen Latifah, Dirk Nowitzki, Tom Seaver, Robert Parish, Oklahoma A&M, Hank Iba, Bob Kurland, New York Times and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

2008... 2012... 12... 18... 10... XLI.... XLVI... 16-0, 15-1, Whatever it is, the Giants have been & are Giant Killers! Salute to the New York Football Giants on their triumph over the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. All Balls Don't Bounce hits you with a Giant of a show with Episode Larry Csonka. ABDBPresents: Sports Weekend at the National Film Board, February 17 & 18, 2012 150 John St., Toronto. Rest In Paradise: Angelo Dundee, Goody Petronelli, Hazell Stoudemire, those lost in the Egyptian Soccer Riot, Big Pun & JDilla! Adrian Peterson doesn't think it's funny when Nike's messing with his money... Jim Tressel's in Coaching Witness Protection right now, but word to Prop Joe, he'll be right back in the mischief soon enough... Apparently Daddy Goodell agrees with Aaron Rodgers about the Pro Bowl, so Sweets & $treet offer ABDB Consulting expertise! Jeremy Lin is no Allen Iverson, but he is The Answer (at least for now) with the New York Knicks at the point, word to Baron Davis... Karl Malone MAY wipe his Sketchers on The Truth from time to time... Kevin Love shows Luis Scola his Twin City Stomp & Stu Jackson says "Take two of these & call me in the morning!"... Since we've clearly established that Black History Month is every month, prepare yourselves for some Black on Black Crime in April as Jon Bones Jones & Rashad Evans lock it up in The Octagon... Floyd & Manny keep ignoring The O'Jays & EPMD by not giving the people what they want! Is Nonito Donaire, The Filipino Flash, trying too hard to flame? Julio Caesar Chavez, Jr. beats Marco Antonio Rubio, but has he defeated his demons? When Josh Hamilton calls you for help, don't take him to a bar... Like Father, Like Son? Only in physical stature & that's where it stops with Cecil & Prince Fielder... Lance Armstrong is The Teflon Don of PEDs! Accents employed: Fred Fenster, Snoop Pearson, References: The Black Man's Manual, Sweets' Air Quotes, Sun Tzu, Bomani Jones, Filling The Lanes, Chuck D./Public Enemy, Marlo Stanfield, The Usual Suspects, GoodFellas, American History X, Ronnie Garvin, Chappelle Show, Tim Tebow, Gale Sayers, Shawn Kemp and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Allow us to re-introduce ourselves! Our name is All Balls Don't Bounce: Still The Movement, Still The Mentality. Welcome to Episode Curt Schilling, the ABDB crew brings you what's Popular with the Population! All Balls Don't Bounce Presents: Sports Weekend at the National Film Board (Feb. 17, 18 150 John St., Toronto). Rest In Paradise to Don Cornelius and hockey great Phil Esposito's daughter, Carrie. Superman dons his cape and glasses in Ottawa at the NHL All-Star Game, but did anyone notice? Drake was there performing, but the NHL's biggest stars were not... Why does Aaron Rodgers feel like guys should play harder in the Pro Bowl? You're in Hawaii in the winter, Dude!!! As we set off Black History Month, Tom Molineaux jumps the pond because he fancies a Poonch Up! Rashad wants Bones but is Hendo more deserving? A great weekend of NBA action, Heat, Bulls, Boozer's Kids and The Popovich Proxy... We talk a little tennis... The Australian Open and why The Joker's no joke! We keep it moving on the Rhodes to the Riches at Yale... Find out why cheese eaters have amazing belt skills... Finally we investigate why Michael Vick has anything to do with cockfighting in South Carolina and the dangerous precedent this sets... Accents employed: British in The Fancy, Chicken George, The Don Cornelius Pregnant Pause... References: Kool G. Rap & DJ Polo, Bill Murray, Groundhog Day, EPMD, Eddie Murphy, Soul Train, Michael Jordan All-Star Game freeze out, Al Bundy, The Kobe System, Ivan Lendl, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, 1896 Olympics, Dan Henderson, Waylon McCutcheon, the rodeo and more! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

After a long absence, Episode Lester Hayes/Dave Steib/Henderson Alvarez is here! We get you caught up! Will-is-Old jokes flowing... All Balls Don't Bounce Presents: Sports Weekend at the National Film Board (Feb. 17, 18 150 John St., Toronto). Happy 70th birthday to The Man who did NOT invent hip hop! 49ers Land of Misfit Toys vs Giants Momentum... BMore Ray-vens vs an inspired Tom Brady... What does Tebow have in common with James Brown, Dwele, Nate Dogg and D'Angelo? Joe Paterno, just stop talking. Nobody believes you! Why is distance running so white? Why do you want to know? And are black distance runners black enough for you? Roy Williams (UNC) is a coward! If Dikembe Mutombo sends you an email, don't answer. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S IN ALL CAPS!!! Sorry Stephen Curry, but those guys are better than you are... Fringe celebs and the recognition game... Canadians reward mediocrity and the Canadiens are mediocre. Sidney Crosby = Bo Jackson? Accents employed: African Village, Emmanuel Stewardese, Black Yao Ming... References: Bobby Byrd, Eric B & Rakim, Radio Raheem, Menace To Society, The Fat Boys, George Foreman, The Willie Lynch Letter, Bunny Wailer, King Clancy, Herb Carnegie, Black Star, Eric Roberson, racist street games and more... ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com

Your mind's NOT playin tricks on you! Special guests on ABDB Episode Jerome Bettis are Trill Mazeroski from Filling The Lanes and Willie D from The Geto Boys... Yes, THAT Willie D! Get Ready! Placebo effect is alive and well... We talk UFC 140, broken arms, guillotine chokes and more... Willie D likes MMA except for the kicking -- kicking is an insult... Khan-Peterson controversy? Don't leave it to the judges... Willie D claims not to know much about the Super Six final between Andre (S)Ward and Carl Froch, then analyzes the Super Six final between Andre (S)Ward and Carl Froch... RGIII wins the Heisman, so does the Tebow Effect mean he can play QB in the League? A peek behind the numbers explains the "magic" behind Tebow's 4th quarter QB rating... Brawl breaks out at the "Cincinnati Derby" and it raises a question: Who's a bigger opportunist, UC's self-righteous head coach Mick Cronin or the Hamilton Country (Ohio) prosecutor Joe Deters, who considered pressing charges... Willie D wisdom: NEVER run toward conflict! Hide your kids, hide your wife! David Stern is vetoing everybody out here! CP3 to the Clippers -- finally -- but what's the money and power game we're really playing here? Alberto Pujols? He Ain't Wit Bein Broke! Ryan Braun tests positive for juice and we're still waiting to hear him out. Would Jose Bautista receive the same benefit of the doubt? Doubt it... Tim Dog has no game... Shouts out to: Bomani Jones, Mista Bill, Geto Boys, Redhead Kingpin, Bumpy Knuckles, Kool Keith and more... Accents employed: Willie D 5th Ward Southern... REMEMBER: When somebody says "Look Hyuh, Main!", listen close to what comes next 'cuz it's gonna be good! All Balls Don't Bounce is: Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Find Trill on Twitter (@Trill_Mazeroski) and Filling The Lanes podcast. Find Willie D on Twitter (@WillieDLive) and on Facebook (facebook.com/willieDbookings)... email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com... REMEMBER: Willie D WILL make a muhfu*ka Read These Nikes!!!

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